Episode 5

Chris: Last time, on Total Drama Island! Michael proceeded to earn the respect, friendship, and affections of many campers while we competed in a dodgeball themed challenge. Cody and Owen proved themselves useful when they tore apart the Killer Bass – that is, until the Killer Bass grew the balls to wake Duncan up. Duncan's strategies brought the Killer Bass to their first win. Meanwhile, as a favor to Michael, Lindsay got Heather to partner her alliance with his – on the condition that Heather got to choose whom they voted out. In an effort to spite her archenemy Gwen, Heather decided to vote off Trent! Michael, though, feels guilty because he and Gwen are friends. What will happen in this dramatic installment of Total Drama Island?

Confessional

Gwen: Trent got voted out last night; that kind of sucks. At least I can still lean on Michael.

Michael: Crap! I got the guy Gwen likes voted off. She'll be pissed when I tell her… Should I tell her?

End

Mess Hall

Michael: (to Gwen) Listen, Gwen, I need to tell you something.

Gwen: Yeah, what is it?

Michael: You know how Trent got voted off last night?

Gwen: Yeah…

Michael: Well… It was kind of my fault.

Gwen: Whoa. What do you mean? You got him voted off? WHY?

Michael: Listen, Gwen, I'm sorry, but –

Gwen: I don't want to hear this! Get away from me, you traitor!

(Michael sits down at table, bummed)

Lindsay: Sorry Greta's mad at you, Mick Jagger.

Noah: Yeah, buddy. You screwed up.

Michael: Yeah, I did.

Confessional

LeShawna: What did that white boy do to Gwen? I will find out!

Heather: Perfect! Now Gwen's destroyed and she's mad at Michael!

End

(KILLER BASS TABLE)

Bridgette: Michael sure seems bummed.

Courtney: Than go talk to him!

(Geoff comes by)

Geoff: Hey, Bridge!

Bridgette: (distant) Hey, Geoff.

Geoff: What's up?

Courtney: She's curious about why Michael's so sad.

Confessional

Geoff: Okay, I am really pissed off now! What is so special about this guy?

End

Chris: ATTENTION!

(Everybody keeps talking)

Chef Hatchet: ATTENTION!

(Everyone stops talking)

Chris: Why do they listen to you?

Chef Hatchet: It's because I claim respect.

Chris: Yeah, whatever. Anyways, today's challenge will be a talent show! Each team will have three representatives, and Chef will judge them. Whoever scores the highest, wins! Now go out, and decide!

(While leaving Mess Hall)

Michael: Hey, Katie.

Katie: Yeah?

Michael: Listen, I think Noah likes you.

Katie: Really? Wow. That's cool.

Michael: Yeah, you should so flirt with him and stuff.

Katie: OKAY!

Izzy: Izzy wonders why Michael did that to Noah.

(Michael kisses her)

Michael: Because Noah is lonely.

Screaming Gophers Cabins

Heather: All right, who's got any real talent, besides me? Hmm, Justin, Izzy, Owen, Michael. Owen, what can you do?

Owen: Burp the entire alphabet in one go!

Noah: That is scary.

Cody: Kind of cool. But scary nonetheless..

Heather: No. Justin?

Justin: (pulls string, and water falls on his bare chest)

Heather: Good. Izzy?

Izzy: The Dance of the Rattlesnake! (Dances and hypnotizes Owen)

Confessional

Owen: That was really hot.

End

Heather: Ewww, no. Michael?

Michael: I can sing a little bit.

Heather: Hmm, all right. So it looks like we've got Michael, Justin, and myself.

LeShawna: Nuh uh, white girl! What can you do?

Heather: Ballet.

Confessional

LeShawna: And she gets even whiter!

End

LeShawna: (to Gwen) Gwen, tell LeShawna why you're so pissed at Michael!

Gwen: Because it's his fault Trent got voted off!

LeShawna: Whoa. Harsh stuff.

Gwen: I know! And I thought he was my friend!

LeShawna: You know, Heather has an alliance.

Gwen: SO?

LeShawna: He might've been saving your butt from being voted off by getting Trent voted off.

Gwen: I doubt it.

(Gwen goes off; Cody follows her; Gwen sits under a tree and writes in her diary)

Cody: Is that you journal?

Gwen: It's a diary, moron. And stop stalking me!

Cody: But I want to stay here.

Gwen: Than I'll leave.

(Gwen passes Heather and Lindsay on way back to cabin)

Heather: So weird Goth girl has a diary, eh?

Killer Bass Cabins

Courtney: So, we're decided? I'm playing violin, Kiana is dancing, and DJ is doing that thing with the ribbons?

Bridgette: Yeah, that's it. (To guys) Bet you guys five bucks each that I can stay on my hands for ten minutes!

DJ: I'm in.

Harold: I'll take that bet.

Tyler: Cool.

Geoff: All right.

(Bridgette starts walking on her hands, but her leg gets caught in a rope and pulls a sandbag down on Courtney's violin)

Bridgette: Crap!

Confessional

Bridgette: Crap!

End

Courtney: You BITCH! You did that on purpose! I will sue you! I used to be a CIT, you know!

Geoff: (to Duncan) More like a B-I-T-C-

Courtney: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS SAYING?

Duncan: Nothing but the letter H, princess.

Courtney: GET HER AWAY FROM ME!

(Upset, Bridgette runs into forest)

Forest

(Bridgette sits down in front of a tree)

Michael: (from in the tree) You having troubles too?

(Bridgette looks up, surprised)

Bridgette: Yeah.

Michael: (jumps down) Want to talk about it?

Bridgette: (starts to cry) Yeah.

Michael: What is it?

Bridgette: I accidentally broke Courtney's violin for the talent show, and now she's really pissed and calling me a bitch.

Michael: That's how I know she's wrong. Because you're not a bitch.

Bridgette: Thanks, it means a lot to hear you say it. Are you okay?

Michael: Yeah, why?

Bridgette: You were bummed at breakfast, and you were just sitting alone in a tree.

Michael: Well… no.

Bridgette: What happened?

Michael: I hurt someone that I'm friends with. And I didn't mean to, it just… happened.

Bridgette: Like my story.

Michael: Yeah, but I'm sure Courtney will get over it.

Bridgette: What if she doesn't?

(Michael squeezes her hand)

Michael: No one can stay mad at you. I think you should go back, apologize, try to fix things, and help her find a replacement.

Bridgette: That's a good plan. Thanks. And that friend you hurt? They'll get over it.

Michael: I hope so. Let me walk you back. Don't want you getting lost.

Screaming Gophers Cabins

Heather: All right, Lindsay, you stand watch okay?

Lindsay: Watch for what, Heathcliff?

Heather: For Gwen.

Lindsay: Okay.

(Heather goes into cabin to search for Gwen's diary; Lindsay gets distracted and braids her hair; Gwen comes back)

Lindsay: Oh, hi Gertrude!

Gwen: It's Gwen.

Lindsay: Gwen… Gwen!

Gwen: Yeah?

Lindsay: You can't go into the cabin!

Gwen: Why not?

Lindsay: Because…..

Gwen: There's some lip-gloss over there.

Lindsay: OOH!

(Gwen goes into cabin and sees Heather)

Gwen: What?

Heather: Nothing.

(Heather leaves without Gwen seeing her with her diary)

Confessional

Heather: Like taking candy from a Goth baby.

End

Killer Bass Cabins

Michael: So, I'll see you later. And don't forget to fix things with Courtney.

Bridgette: Will do. (The two hug)

(Bridgette goes to Courtney)

Bridgette: Courtney, I'm really sorry. It was an accident. I want to fix things.

Courtney: Well, I guess it was an accident. Sorry I snapped at you.

Bridgette: Friends?

Courtney: Friends. (The two hug) But we still need to find a replacement!

Bridgette: How about Geoff? He's really talented.

Geoff: Really? You think I'm talented?

Bridgette: Yeah, with your skateboard.

Geoff: Cool! I'll go practice!

Courtney: All right, so that fixes that! Meanwhile… spill about you and Michael!

Bridgette: (blushes) There's nothing to spill, really!

Confessional

Courtney: She so likes him.

End

Amphitheater – Later That Night

Chris: First up for the Screaming Gophers is… Justin, um… pouring water on himself?

(Justin does his act, most girls scream, including Owen)

Chris: And that's a five on the Chef-O-Meter! Next, Michael singing!

Gwen: (rolls eyes) This should be good.

Michael: I don't know how to say

That I'm sorry

When you don't want to listen

But in case you're hearing this

Just know I really am

I never meant to hurt you

Don't think that I'll desert you

Just know you can count on me

I'm sorry

Chris: And that is a ten on the Chef-O-Meter! Next, Heather will do her ballet!

Heather: Actually, I think I might do a bit of reading. (She holds up Gwen's diary)

It was nice the first day on the island because of the really cool, cute, guy that I met who plays the guitar. But now it is sucky because this guy I though was my friend – (the rest is inaudible because someone unplugged her microphone)

Chris: Reading someone's diary? Harsh. But it did get a two on the Chef-O-Meter. And now, first up for the Killer Bass, is Kiana!

(Kiana does her dance routine)

Chris: And that's a seven on the Chef-O-Meter! Next up is DJ!

(DJ does his ribbon routine but gets tangled up and falls)

Chris: And that is only a two on the Chef-O-Meter! Last up is Geoff, doing his skateboarding routine!

Geoff: Yeah! (Jumps on skateboard and it breaks) Whoa, that's a bummer.

Courtney: CRAP! What are we going to do now!

Bridgette: Well, Katie and Sadie are still crying from DJ's performance, Tyler is a fail… What can Duncan do again?

Courtney: Carve a skull on a tree?

Bridgette: So that only leaves…

(Harold steps in front of microphone)

Courtney: Just go for it, Harold!

(Harold beatboxes)

Chris: Damn, that was good! A perfect ten on the Chef-O-Meter, which means we'll be seeing the Screaming Gophers at elimination tonight!

Leaving the Amphitheatre

Michael: Hey, Gwen, did you hear the song?

Gwen: Yeah, I heard it.

Michael: What did you think?

Gwen: I guess I forgive you.

Michael: Cool. So we're friends again?

Gwen: I didn't say that. I said I forgive you. I still don't trust you.

Michael: Can I earn your trust back?

Gwen: Probably not.

(ELSEWHERE)

Katie: Hey, Noah.

Noah: Hi, Katie.

Katie: A certain someone told me that you like me.

Noah: Huh? What someone?

Katie: Don't pretend like you don't know!

Noah: But I don't.

Katie: (giggles) That's what he said you'd say.

Noah: He who?

Katie: It's okay, just close your eyes.

(Katie kisses Noah)

Noah: Wow.

Katie: So, we're like a couple now, okay?

Noah: Umm, sure?

Campfire Pit

Michael: So, Noah, did you find love?

Noah: Wait a second… He… Someone… Me liking Katie… It was you.

Michael: What was me?

Noah: I hate you. So much.

Michael: Love you too, buddy.

Izzy: And I love my two buddies! Especially Michael! (Kisses him) So Noah, are you still lonely?

Noah: Shut up.

LeShawna: (to Gwen) Girl, how long you going to stay mad at him?

Gwen: I don't know. Probably until he starts begging.

LeShawna: Sweet, girl.

Heather: (to Lindsay) Lindsay, did you tell Michael who to vote off?

Lindsay: Yep. He seemed pretty happy about it.

Justin: Happy about what?

Lindsay: I forgot.

Justin: Want to go out with me tomorrow, Lindsay?

Lindsay: Sure.

Confessional

Heather: I almost wish she could go out with him tomorrow.

End

Chris: All right campers, who's ready for elimination?

(Dead silence)

Chris: All right, well I am!

(Michael gives him the finger)

Chris: First marshmallow goes to Michael, but he doesn't get to eat it due to that rude gesture.

Michael: Boo-hoo. Missing out on a stale marshmallow.

Chris: I should kick you off right now.

Michael: Pfft. Who would miss me?

(Izzy, Noah, Lindsay, Cody, Owen, Justin, and Beth raise hands, reluctantly followed by Heather and LeShawna; Gwen never does)

Chris: Other marshmallows go too… Izzy, Noah, Lindsay.

Chris: Next up, LeShawna and Beth.

Chris: And than Owen, Gwen, and Cody.

(Justin waits nervously while Heather waits confidently)

Chris: And Heather gets the last one.

Justin: NO! LINDSAY, WAIT FOR ME!

Lindsay: Ok, Joshua!

Michael: That's Justin.

Lindsay: Who's Justin?

Chris: And as Lindsay struggles to remember her lost flame, and Heather takes bitchy to a whole new level, and Geoff gets majorly jealous, the drama is only heating up! Tune in next time for even more totally dramatic islanders on Total Drama Island!