Episode 6

"Last time, on Total Drama Island! Michael last all of Gwen's friendship and trust when he revealed that he played a role in Trent's elimination. When the challenge was revealed to be a talent competition, Heather and Courtney took charge of their teams. It was decided that Heather, Michael, and Justin would be going for the Gophers, while Kiana, DJ, and Bridgette would be going for the Bass. Michael's song finally got Gwen to forgive him, but not enough to trust him. Heather, meanwhile, attempted to read Gwen's diary to the world, but failed. When it was all up to Geoff to win the challenge, he fu*ked up, leaving the Bass with only Harold. Surprisingly, he made a huge success, winning it for the Bass, and in the end it was Justin, our resident pretty boy, who got voted off. Somewhere in all that mess, Noah and Katie found time to hook up. Who will be voted off in this dramatic installment of Total Drama Island?" Chris said in the recap.

Mess Hall

Michael walks in, and Noah motions for him to sit with Noah and Katie. "Hey, Noah. Hi, Katie. So you guys are going out?" He grinned evilly at Noah.

"Yeah, dude. Keep her company while I go get some grub."

"Will do." As Noah got up, Michael looked at Katie and saw her glaring maliciously at him. "Uh, what's up with that stare?"

"You! Noah and I are in a relationship, and whenever he gets the chance he brings you over!"

"This is the first time."

"But you're his best friend. Which means you will be coming between him and I. I do NOT want that to happen!"

Michael got up, shaking his hands. "Hey, I don't want any trouble. I'll back off."

"You better!"

(ELSEWHERE)

"Hattie, I miss Joseph."

"Lindsay, his name was Justin. And my name is Heather."

Lindsay sighed. "No, I'm pretty sure his name was Tyler."

Heather face palmed. "No, Lindsay, Tyler is over there."

"No, that's Justin.

"Real good thing you're pretty."

Lindsay smiled. "You think I'm pretty?"

Heather face palmed again.

(KILLER BASS TABLE)

"Hey, Kiana," Tyler said, "I wanted to ask you something."

"Yeah, Tyler?" she replied.

"Do you want to go out with me?"

Kiana smiled. "About time you asked!"

Glancing over at the hugging couple, Duncan said to Courtney, "Hey, princess, looks like everyone's hooking up around here."

Courtney rolled her eyes. "Listen, scumbag, I am NOT your princess, nor will I EVER be."

Duncan smirked. "You say that now."

"You are insufferable!" she exclaimed before getting up and walking away.

Duncan turned to Geoff. "She so wants me."

Confessional

"You see, princess thinks I'm just a delinquent. But she'll see that she wants me eventually." Duncan said.

End

Chris, walking in, says to the campers, "Listen up, my peeps!"

Michael sighed. "Listen, Chris McCrappy, we are not your peeps."

Chris glared at him. "I hate you. Very much. Meanwhile, for your challenge today…"

Owen squirmed. "Is it going to be something really hard and dangerous again?"

"Come on, man," DJ began, "After that whole jumping off a cliff thing, how bad can it be?"

Chris exclaimed, "You will be camping in the bear-infested Wawanakwa woods!"

"AHH!" screamed all of the campers.

"Meet me at the campfire pit in ten for details!" And than he left them.

As Michael went to get up, he noticed Gwen. He tried to wave, but she turned away. "Why is she so mad at you?" came a voice from behind him.

He turned around and saw Courtney sitting next to him. "It's a long story."

"Well, I've got time to listen."

"I helped vote off the guy she had a crush on."

Courtney jokingly said, "Shame on you! And she's still mad at you? Even after that song?"

"I guess so." He seemed depressed.

"It bothers you?"

"I mean, yeah! I betrayed her trust and she's angry."

She seemed shocked. "You care about other's feelings?"

He smiled. "Yeah."

She saw him in a different light than the idiot-friend-of-Duncan she did before. "Well, if it means anything, I wouldn't be mad at you."

And strangely enough, it did.

Confessional

"Duncan's got it good if he gets Courtney! She's nice, she's sweet, and she's pretty." Michael said.

"That crazy girl is lucky to have such a sensitive guy! Nothing like Duncan… Why does he call me princess? GOD I hate Duncan!" Courtney said.

End

Campfire Pit

"All right, guys and girls, and whatever Michael is." Chris began.

Confessional

"He's a dude." Noah said; "He's a great guy." Bridgette said; "He's OBVIOUSLY a guy, I mean he does have that bulge in his pants." Izzy said; "He's alright." Duncan said; "He's sensitive." Courtney said; "He is a BACKSTABBING TRAITOR!" Gwen screamed; "He's just a pawn." Heather said."

End

"For your challenge, you are to venture into the forest, make camp, and than make your way back here in the morning. The first team to return will be the winners."

"Izzy likes camping!" Izzy screamed.

"Any questions?" Chris asked.

"Uh, is the forest really bear-infested?" Asked Noah suspiciously.

"Oh, that's my Noah! Always asking the smart question!" Katie squealed.

"Noah, the bears probably won't give you much trouble." Chris explained.

Geoff was worried. "Define much?"

Duncan brandished a knife. "Hey, if one pops up, I can handle it."

Bridgette was distraught. "NO! Nobody will hurt any bear on my watch!"

Michael agreed. "Bears won't bother us if we don't bother them first."

Confessional

"WOW. It's like he's a guy me!" Bridgette squealed.

End

"You know, I am tired of you teens annoying me! Gophers, take the left path! Bass, take the right path! And go!" Chris exclaimed.

Left Path

"This is going to be so fun!" Izzy screamed. "Izzy loves camping!"

"Yeah, Izzy, camping in the middle of the woods with bears on Chris McLean's island. What could go wrong?" Noah said sarcastically.

"Exactly!" Izzy screamed, jumping up on his shoulders and causing them both to fall down.

Laughing, Michael helped the two up. "Izzy, I don't think Noah's strong enough to keep you on his back."

"OKAY!" Izzy screamed, instead jumping up on his shoulders.

As the two continued down the path, he sighed. "My two best friends are insane." He observed.

(ELSEWHERE)

"Why are girls so crazy?" Cody asked, distraught.

Owen nodded. "Yeah! I really like Izzy, but she's into Michael."

"And I'm crazy about Gwen but she won't give me the time of day!"

Owen sighed. "All I need is a nice girl to come and love me for who I am."

"And all I need is a smoking hot Goth girl to like me!"

"Excuse me?" came a voice from behind the two.

Cody turned around and saw Gwen standing there with LeShawna. "Oh, hi Gwen!"

As the girls continued past him and Owen, LeShawna turned back, saying, "String bean, that is not how you get a white girl to fall for your white boy butt!"

And Cody ran after her, asking, "Wait! How do I?"

(ELSEWHERE)

"Lindsay, you, me, and Beth need to talk strategy!" Heather said.

"Okay, Heron! But what's stratecheesy?" Lindsay asked, confused.

"Strategy, Lindsay! It's our plan!" Beth explained.

"Oh, I understand that!"

Heather sighed at the incompetence of her two companions. "We have already gotten rid of Trent and Justin. And we have Michael under our thumb as well, so I think we should consider getting rid of him soon."

"But Michael's really nice!" Lindsay whined.

"I think we should get rid of Noah! He's really mean! Or Izzy, because she seems dangerous." Beth reasoned.

Heather sighed. "But Michael is the biggest threat here!"

"Why can't we vote off Duncan?" Lindsay asked.

"He isn't on our team, Lindsay," Beth explained.

"Than let's vote off Tyler!"

Heather face palmed. With these idiots it was going to be a long season.

Right Path

"Listen, Bridgette," Courtney began, "I know you like Michael."

Bridgette's face turned a deep shade of red. "I do not!"

Courtney sighed. "Yes, you do!"

Confessional

"I do NOT like him!" Bridgette exclaimed.

"She so likes him!" Courtney exclaimed.

"HOW CAN SHE LIKE HIM OVER ME?" Geoff exclaimed.

End

"No, Courtney, I do not!"

"Well, if you do, don't bother going for him. He's going out with Izzy."

"I know that."

Courtney considered what this meant. "So you're a boyfriend stealer? I respect you for that."

(ELSEWHERE)

"Come on, man! Don't be crazy! She is so into you!" DJ said.

"Yeah, you're right, man. She is! I've got nothing to worry about." Geoff said.

Duncan sighed. "You're so in denial, dude! She's into M like cheese in a pizza crust."

Geoff started twitching. "Somehow that analogy does not make me feel better!"

Duncan looked up, confused. "Was it supposed to?"

(ELSEWHERE)

"Oh my god, Katie! These berries look so delicious!" Sadie squealed.

"Oh my god, Sadie! You are so right! Let's eat them!" Katie squealed.

"NO WAY! I was so going to suggest that!"

"NO WAY! Let's eat them!"

After feasting on the berries for a while, the two girls lay down on the ground with bloated stomachs. "Um, Sadie," Katie said, sitting up, "Where's our team?"

Sadie sat up slowly too. "Uh, I think they left."

"WHAT? WHEN?"

"I DON'T KNOW! Maybe it was when we were eating the berries!" Sadie glared at Katie.

"What?"

"If YOU hadn't suggested eating the berries, we wouldn't be LOST!"

"But YOU said that YOU were going to SAY the SAME THING!"

"That's just what we say!"

"THAN DON'T SAY IT IF YOU DON'T MEAN IT!"

Left Path

"Hey, this looks like a pretty good spot to set camp!" Owen exclaimed.

Heather surveyed the area. "It is getting pretty late. I guess this'll do."

"Izzy will be right back!" Izzy screamed.

"Wait, Izzy!" Michael called, but she was already gone.

LeShawna came over to him. "String bean, that is one crazy white girl you have fallen for."

Michael nodded. "Yeah, isn't she wonderful?"

"If you always want to fear about being set on fire, than yes."

"That only happened once. She really wanted sparks to fly when we kissed."

"Like I said. One crazy white girl."

(ELSEWHERE)

"Hey, Gwen."

Gwen looked up from the campfire she was attempting to start. It was Cody. "What, Cody?"

Confessional

"I am kind of tired of that guy following me everywhere! God, I wish he had a demonic stalker or something." Gwen exclaimed.

End

"I was just wondering if I could help you make that campfire."

"What? No come-ons?"

"No, I just wanted to help."

Gwen looked up at him and saw that he genuinely just wanted to help. "Well, come on than."

Right Path

"Hey, this place looks pretty good to make camp, doesn't it?" Courtney asked.

Everyone seemed to agree, so Courtney began dishing out jobs. "DJ and Duncan, build a fire. Harold, Kiana, and Tyler, go find some fish. Geoff and Bridgette, go get some wood so we can make a tent. And… um… where are Katie and Sadie?"

Lost in the Forest

Sadie was grumbling. "Why are we following you, anyway?"

Katie sighed. "Because I have a better sense of direction!"

"SAYS WHO?"

"I have a DRIVER'S LICENSE and YOU don't!"

"But you still crashed your car on the beach!"

"So? I was distracted by my really cute bikini." She seemed to think about this for a second. "Well, it was a really cute bikini!"

The two hear a grumbling sound. "Was that your stomach?" Katie asked nervously.

"No. My stomach is still bloated from all of those berries." Sadie replied.

"Didn't Chris say that there were bears in the forest?"

The two girls exchanged a look before running away and screaming, "EEK!"

Killer Bass Camp

"Hey, Bridge, I'm happy that Courtney paired me with you." Geoff said.

Bridgette grabbed two huge logs. "Yeah, Geoff, it's… uh… cool. Here, take a log."

"Don't you want to just pay attention to nature?"

"Uh, yeah. But we're in the middle of a challenge."

"Oh. Yeah. So maybe some other time."

"Uh, yeah. Sure."

(ELSEWHERE)

Harold was angry. And pants less. "DUNCAN! WHERE ARE MY PANTS? IDIOT!"

"You took his pants?" DJ asked.

Lighting the pile of wood with his lighter, Duncan tossed a pair of pants into the flame. "No, I've got no idea where his pants are."

DJ grinned. "Nice."

(ELSEWHERE)

"Wow, Kiana! You can get fish really well!" Tyler lamely complimented, holding several fish that Kiana had gotten with her bare hands.

"Thanks, Red T!" Kiana answered with a smile.

Red T? Tyler thought. That's a pretty cool nickname for me!

(ELSEWHERE)

"WHERE THE FU*K ARE KATIE AND SADIE?" Courtney screamed.

Confessional

"If those stupid idiots don't get here soon, there will be HELL TO PAY" Courtney screamed.

End

Cave

"Um, Katie, we're stuck in a freaking cave!" Sadie screamed.

"REALLY? I hadn't noticed!" Katie screamed.

The two fought in a brief slap fight before they both started crying. "We're going to die in here, lost and alone!" Sadie bawled.

"But at least we'll have each other." Katie sobbed.

The two hugged. "I'm sorry that we're fighting." Sadie wailed.

"Me too!" Katie cried.

Screaming Gophers Camp

Owen walks back into camp carrying fish. "I, man, bring back dinner!"

"EW!" Lindsay screeched. "Raw fish? Gross!"

"Well, it's either this or you starve the whole night." Noah sighed.

Lindsay thought for a second. "I do need to lose those few extra pounds. Do I look like I'm gaining weight, Mikayla?"

Michael was distracted. "Yeah, Lindsay, you're gorgeous. Now has anybody seen Izzy? She's been gone for like an hour!"

"Oh my god, you're right! I am gorgeous!"

Heather sighed. "Michael is right! If little miss crazy isn't here in the morning, we can't win the challenge!"

Than they all heard a giant roar coming from the forest.

"Please tell me that was your stomach, big guy." Noah said.

"Nope." Owen replied. "That was a bear."

There was mild calm. And than all hell broke loose as a bear climbed into camp.

Killer Bass Camp

"Who wants to hear a scary story?" Duncan asked.

Courtney sighed. "NO! We have to finish making camp!"

"Camp's fine, princess! Now everyone gather around the campfire!"

As everyone did, Duncan began his story. "Five years ago, there was a group of kids camping in these very woods. They were having lots of fun, but there was someone else in the woods with them. That someone was an escaped convict with a hook for a hand. The convict found the kids, and he killed – each – and – every – one – of – them. And the convict still roams the woods to this very day, they say. And he still has a HOOK FOR A HAND!" With those last words, he took his hand out from behind his back and there was a hook on it.

"EEK!" screamed DJ, while the others jumped back in fright. Bridgette found her way into Geoff's arms before awkwardly separating.

Duncan was laughing uncontrollably. "HA! You guys should've seen your faces!"

Courtney straightened herself and glared over at Duncan. "That is so cruel Duncan! Don't do that! You know that when you do bad things bad things happen!"

Duncan laughed. "You believe in karma? That's the stupidest thing I have ever –"

And than it started raining. "I TOLD YOU SO!" Courtney screamed.

Duncan sighed. "Crap."

Screaming Gophers Camp

"AHH!" The Gophers yelled as they all climbed up the tree, the bear clawing at them from the ground.

"THIS SUCKS!" Michael yelled angrily.

Lindsay was also upset. "And now it's taking all the fishies! Now that I don't need to lose weight, I wanted to eat those!"

Beth screamed. "And now, on top of that, it's raining, too!"

Noah laughed. "It doesn't matter to Cody! He wet his pants!"

"HEY!" Cody yelled.

Confessional

"It was almost a year since I'd wet my pants too! Stupid bear!" Cody exclaimed.

End

LeShawna began laughing at the string bean – and than fell out of the tree. Right in front of the bear.

"NO!" she yelled, scared that she'd be eaten.

The bear yelled…. And than took its head off, revealing that it was just Izzy in a costume. "Oh, hey LeShawna! What's up?"

"IZZY?" Everyone screamed.

"Yeah, hey guys! You should've seen your faces when I came in! I was all like 'RAWR RAWR RAWR' and you guys were all like 'AHH IT'S A BEAR' and stuff. And now it's raining."

Heather rolled her eyes. "Leave it to a crazy girl to ruin the challenge for us! If we lose you are so getting voted off."

Michael was angrily about to comment, but Noah beat him to it. "Lay off of Izzy!" he exclaimed, without even a hint of sarcasm in his voice.

Gwen sighed. "Listen, it's the middle of the night and it's raining. Let's just stay in the tree for the night, okay? We don't have tents or a campfire and the tree shelters us from most of the rain."

Everyone seemed generally pleased with the idea. While LeShawna and Izzy climbed back up the tree, Michael whispered to Noah, "Thanks for standing up for her."

Noah whispered back, "No problem."

Killer Bass Camp

DJ was holding a leaf over everyone's head while Geoff and Bridgette finished the tent. When they did, they all quickly huddled into it.

A few hours passed and everyone was sleeping except Kiana. She'd woken up an hour ago but still couldn't sleep. DJ woke up than too, and asked her, "Need to go to the bathroom."

Kiana thought about it and realized she did. "Yeah, but I'm scared to go out there."

DJ held up a bottle. "So was I."

Kiana suddenly didn't have to use the bathroom anymore.

Screaming Gophers Camp – Morning

All of the Gophers were still sleeping; Lindsay, Heather, and Beth split a branch; Cody and Owen split one; Gwen and LeShawna shared; and Noah split with Michael and Izzy, whose head was on Michael's chest.

All of a sudden, Owen rolled over and forced Cody off the branch. He landed with a start on the ground. "AHH!" He yelled, waking Michael up.

"Shut up, Cody," Michael told him.

"But dude, its morning!"

That got Michael's attention. "OH MY GOD! EVERYONE WAKE UP!" he yelled.

Heather stretched her arms. "What is it now? Go back to bed."

Michael shook Izzy and Noah awake. "IT IS MORNING EVERYONE! As in, our challenge!"

"CRAP!" Heather screamed as the Gophers descended from the tree, running back to camp.

Killer Bass Camp – Morning

Geoff woke up and stretched his arms. Than he realized that Bridgette was sleeping on his chest. Yes! He thought. But seeing that morning was up, he had to make a decision.

Confessional

"All right, decision time. My dream girl is sleeping on my chest. Its morning out and my team needs to return to camp. What do I do?" Geoff asked.

End

In the end, he made his decision. "WAKE UP EVERYONE!" he screamed.

Courtney immediately woke up, as if she was some kind of robot that responded to his command. "What is it? Bears?"

Geoff shook his head as the others woke up. "No – it's MORNING!"

And with that, the Killer Bass ran out.

Duncan sighed while exiting the tent. "There are three things Duncans do not do. 1.) Little birdies sing, but Duncans do not sing. 2.) Little birdies wake up early, but Duncans do not wake up early. 3.) Duncans do NOT run, especially when it involves 2.

Cave – Morning

Katie woke up. "OHMYGOD SADIE!" She yelled. "IT IS MORNING!"

Sadie woke up. "OHMYGOD KATIE!" She yelled. "IT IS MORNING!"

"EEK!" The two squealed. "WE SAID THE SAME THING!"

"Wait, Katie," Sadie said in a rare moment of thinking, "Isn't there something we're supposed to do in the morning?"

Katie thought. "Oh yeah, we're supposed to get back to camp."

They just sat there. And than… "OHMYGOD!" both exclaimed as they ran out of the cave, and hopefully to camp.

Campfire Pit – Morning

"Where are those kids?" Chris asked out loud. And than, as in answer, one of the teams showed up.

"YES!" Geoff exclaimed. "First ones back!"

Chris nodded. "Congratulations! The Killer Bass win their third challenge consecutively!"

The Screaming Gophers than arrived. "CRAP!" Heather exclaimed, "We lost AGAIN!"

Chris nodded. "Yeah, sucks to be you!"

But than Katie and Sadie arrived. "OHMYGOD, we so got lost in the woods and got into a huge fight!" Katie exclaimed.

"Yeah, but don't worry. We so made up. BFFLS again!" Sadie exclaimed.

Chris shook his head. "Well, well, well, girls. You're team over here did win – but since they didn't all arrive together, the Screaming Gophers win instead!"

"YES!" screamed the Gophers.

Confessional

"YES! Those bumbling idiots have brought us out of our losing streak! Thank you, Katie and Sadie!" Heather exclaimed.

End

"So it looks like I'll be seeing you guys at the campfire pit tonight!" Chris exclaimed.

Courtney glared at Katie and Sadie. "Oopsies," Katie said.

Courtney continued to glare. "One of you two is going home tonight – I guarantee it!" she said.

Michael punched Noah on the shoulder. "Looks like you're girlfriend might get voted off tonight!"

Confessional

"Is she really my girlfriend? I don't even really like her that much. But I'm almost fond of her. I'll admit it, the girl is growing on me." Noah said.

"NO! I can't be separated from my Noah yet! We love each other!" Katie bawled.

"NO! I can't be separated from my BFFF yet! We need each other!" Sadie bawled.

End

Mess Hall – Lunch

"Hey, Bridgette." It was Michael.

Bridgette smiled. "Hey, you."

Michael sat down. "How was your campout?"

"It was okay… but something weird happened."

"Weird how?"

"Geoff seems to like me. I'm 'looking at nature' with him tonight."

"That's great, what's so weird?"

"It's just I never thought about him that way before."

"Well, I think you guys would be good together."

"Well, there's something about that."

"What?"

"I kind of like someone else."

Michael smiled. "Well, if you do, I'm sure it'll work out eventually. The universe has a way of letting things fall into place."

Confessional

"I hope things do." Bridgette said.

End

"So, princess," Duncan said, sitting down at the Killer Bass table, "Whom are we voting off tonight?"

Courtney rolled her eyes. "It's obvious, isn't it? Either Sadie or Katie. And I think Sadie, because Katie bas a boyfriend."

"Really? Who?"

"Noah."

"Noah? So if I voted Katie off… Noah would be miserable! Haha, that's what I'll do!"

Courtney sighed. "You are such a cruel bastard!"

Confessional

"She's so into me." Duncan smirked.

End

Campfire Pit – That Night

"Well, welcome back to the campfire pit, Bass!" Chris said. "Let's just get down to it – marshmallows for Duncan, Kiana, DJ, Courtney, Geoff, Bridgette, Tyler, and Harold."

Katie and Sadie hold each other.

"Last marshmallow goes to Katie!"

Sadie started to scream. "NO! I AM PRETTIER! KATIE IS A BITCH! COURTNEY IS AN IDIOT! AND SHE WAS NEVER A CIT!" Two interns than dragged her away.

Chris chuckled. "Well, that was slightly epic, seeing her throw that tantrum. But what can you expect, she deserved this elimination! see you next time, on Total Drama Island!"