Episode 7

"Last time, on Total Drama Island! We went on a little camping trip – but in a move everyone saw coming, our bumbling duo of Katie and Sadie got lost in the woods! Meanwhile, Izzy terrified the Gophers by dressing up as a bear, and Duncan terrified the Bass by telling a scary story! Other little things that happened were Katie hating Michael, Tyler asking out Kiana, and Geoff trying to get closer to Bridgette, even though she likes Michael! In the end, Sadie was voted off due to her and Katie causing the team's loss. What will happen on this dramatic installment of Total Drama Island?" Chris said in the recap.

Mess Hall

"OMG, Noah! I am so upset!" Katie bawled. "MY BFFFL got voted off last night!"

Noah awkwardly patted her shoulder. "There, there…"

Michael glances Noah and Noah motions for Michael to kill him. Michael laughs and turns to Lindsay. "Hey, Lindsay."

"Hi, Morgan! Do you know where Michael is? I need to tell him something really important."

"Tell me, Lindsay, and I'll tell Michael later."

Confessional

"Lindsay is hot, no doubt. But she's a little bit… What's the right word? Ditzy. It's best to just play along, because she's really just a good person." Michael said.

End

"Okay, Cole! Heather is trying to find a way to vote Michael off – but keep it a secret!"

Confessional

"Like right now. Lindsay's ditzy-ness and her good heart try to tell me that Heather is a backstabbing traitor." Michael said.

End

(ELSEWHERE)

"Beth, we need to get Lindsay away from Michael," Heather commanded.

Beth was confused. "Why, Heather?"

Heather face palmed for the millionth time. "Because if she becomes attached than she won't vote him off when the time comes!"

"Oh."

(ELSEWHERE)

"Hey, Big O!"

Owen turned around and his heart started pumping. It was Izzy.

Confessional

"I knew that she couldn't stay away from the Owen!" Owen exclaimed.

End

"Hey, Izzy. Want to chat?"

"No, Big O, Izzy just wants to know if she can borrow your fork!"

Dejected, Owen replied, "Sure, Izzy, take it."

Cody noticed a fork already in her hand. "Uh, Izzy, you already have a fork. Why do you need Owen's?"

"DUH! For my Fork Fort!" She said it like it was the most obvious thing in the world.

"Oh… Good luck with that…" Cody said. And as she skipped away, Cody asked Owen, "Are you sure that's the girl you like?"

(KILLER BASS TABLE)

"Hey, Bridge," Geoff said, sitting next to her, "How'd you like watching nature last night?"

Confessional

"Geoff is sweet and all, and I don't want to hurt his feelings, but I really am into someone else!" Bridgette exclaimed.

End

"It was really fun, Geoff." Bridgette replied. But before she could say anymore, Courtney pulled away.

"Okay… bye than…" Geoff said.

"BRIDGETTE!" Courtney squealed. "I heard from someone who heard from someone who heard that you told Michael you like someone! Is it, you know, Geoff?"

"No, it's not Geoff, Courtney."

"Than is it DJ?"

"NO!"

"It's not Harold, is it?"

"EWW, GROSS! And no."

"Than who?"

"Swear not to tell?"

"Swear."

"It's Michael."

Confessional

"Oh no she didn't! I'm the one who's been hatching the plan to break him and Little Miss Crazy up!" Courtney exclaimed.

End

(ELSEWHERE)

Harold comes walking in, and Duncan offers him a sandwich. "Is it poisoned?" Harold asked.

"No," Duncan replied, "Just my way of saying sorry for torching your pants yesterday."

"Hey, thanks Duncan!" Harold takes a bite and finds his underwear. "EWW! GROSS! IDIOT!"

Duncan, meanwhile, is laughing his head off with DJ, while Geoff is just moping.

Duncan punches his shoulder. "Yo, dude, that was hilarious! Why are you so spacey?"

Geoff sighed. "I'm really into Bridgette, but I think she likes Michael. What do I do?"

"Well," DJ began, "Start talking to her more. And get interested in stuff she's interested in. Talk to her about her feelings. That kind of stuff."

"But I don't care about those things." Geoff replied.

DJ face palmed.

(SCREAMING GOPHERS TABLE)

LeShawna, noticing Gwen staring at Michael and Izzy, snaps in front of her face. "YO! GWEN!"

Gwen sighed. "What, LeShawna?"

"Listen, white girl! You want your friend back!"

"Yeah, but how can I ever trust him again? Seriously!"

Before the argument can continue, Chris walks in. "HELLO, CAMPERS!" he screams.

Whispering-but-not-really-whispering, Michael says to Izzy, "Hello, migraine!"

Glaring at Michael, he continues. "Can anyone guess what your challenge is today?"

"Something scary, like spending time with you?" Michael suggested.

Chris glares at him. "I want to kick you off this show. Like right now. So bad."

"Not the first time we've had this conversation, no. If you want to so bad, just do it already."

Everyone gasps at the same time.

Confessional

"WHOA. Is he insane? I know he and Chris don't like each other, but he might've gone too far there!" Kiana exclaimed.

"It was nice knowing him." Cody said.

End

Chris looks ready to burst before calming down. "Your challenge today is something scary – you're all going to be facing your worst fears!" Noticing Michael pale, he scoffs, "Not so sarcastic now, are we?"

Michael quickly recovers. "Yes I am! And I'm not that scared. I've got practice spending in your company."

Chef Hatchet laughs. "You know Chris, that is pretty scary."

Chris glares at him. "ANYWAYS, meet me at the campfire pit in ten!"

While leaving the mess hall, Bridgette comes over to Michael. "Dude, I think he might actually kick you off one day!"

Michael smiles. "Nice to see you care." Bridgette blushes. "So, how was watching nature with Geoff?"

"It was all right, but he's not the kind of guy I'm looking for."

"Hope you and that guy you like get together. What's he like?"

Bridgette blushes. "Like you. You're not like most guys, you know?"

Izzy burst in than, ruining the moment for Bridgette. "Yeah, he isn't! He isn't SCARED of Izzy!" And than Izzy kissed Michael.

"Let's get to the campfire pit," Bridgette said, hurrying out to avoid the reality of Michael with someone.

Campfire Pit – Ten Minutes Later

"All right, teens! Here's how the game will work! Each of you will come face-to-face with your worst fear! You get a point for overcoming it, but you don't if you don't! Any questions?" Chris asked.

Michael raises his hand. "No questions? Alright, let's get started!"

(BETH'S FEAR)

"Beth, you need to eat worms!" Chris explains.

"Girl, just pretend it is spaghetti!" LeShawna yells.

"Okay!" Beth agrees, and she eats worms.

"One point for the Gophers!" Chris says.

(BRIDGETTE'S FEAR)

"Bridgette, you need to eat meat!" Chris explains.

Bridgette is distraught. "WHAT? I'm a VEGETARIAN!"

Michael grabs her hand. "Calm down, Bridgette. Just think of it as tastier plastic."

Bridgette tries to focus. "All right, I'll try." She opens her mouth to take a bite, and Michael shoves it in her mouth.

Bridgette swallows. "Thanks, Michael. I might not have been able to do that by myself."

Michael smiles. "No problem."

"And there's a point for the Bass!" Chris says.

Confessional

"Why is he helping the other team? Like it's not bad enough he betrayed me, now he betrays everyone else!" Gwen exclaims.

End

(ELSEWHERE)

"All right, Lindsay and Katie, if you can wear these wigs for an hour, and Heather, if you can wear this bald cap for an hour, you all score a point!" Chris explains.

Harold comes by and sees Heather, and laughs. "Nice hairdo, Heather!"

Heather takes off the bald cap. "Not. Worth. It."

Confessional

"HAROLD was laughing at me. HAROLD." Heather says.

End

(ELSEWHERE)

"All right, Michael's fear!" Chris squeals.

"I'd love to see this," Noah says, while Izzy, Bridgette, and Cody nod.

Chris opens a door… and out comes a person dressed up like Dora the Explorer.

"AHH!" Michael screams in terror. "GET THAT TERRORIST AWAY FROM ME!"

"I just want to be your friend!" Dora exclaims.

Chris laughs uncontrollably. "HA! You need to hug her to win the point for your team!"

Noah can't help but laugh too. "Dude, seriously. Dora? My little cousins, like, worship her."

Bridgette punches his arm. "We're all scared of different things!"

Izzy jumps up and down. "OH! Where's Boots?"

Bridgette, in a soothing voice, says, "Michael, come out from behind the tree. Just think that Dora is a nice tree."

"Yeah, because trees are so huggable," Noah says sarcastically, leading Bridgette to punch him again.

Coming out from behind the tree with his eyes closed, Bridgette grabs his hand. "Don't be scared, come on."

Slowly and reluctantly, Bridgette leads him to Dora. "Now just extend your hands!"

He does so, and Dora hugs him. He hugs her back, and when he lets go, he runs off to the showers, screaming, "AHH! IT BURNS! TERRORIST! FOOTBALL-SHAPED HEAD! GENE SIMMONS' HAIR!"

Bridgette sighed. "I'll go get him."

"CRAP!" Chris exclaims. "He actually did it! But that means another point for the Gophers!"

(ELSEWHERE)

"Well, Katie and Lindsay, you both pulled it off!" Chris exclaims.

"EEK!" exclaims Katie, "It was all because of my new friend Lindsay!"

Lindsay squeals, "Yeah! And Karen really helped me a lot here!"

Chris sighs. "So both teams get a point!"

(ELSEWHERE)

"MICHAEL!" Bridgette screams. "DORA IS GONE!"

"LIES! IT'S A CONSPIRACY!" Michael yells, running towards the beach.

(ELSEWHERE)

"So, yeah, Gwen. We're going to bury you under the sand for ten minutes. You pull this off, another point for your team. And you can talk to LeShawna using the walkie-talkie, okay?" Chris explains.

"NO, YOU FREAKING MORON! THINGS ARE NOT OKAY! I AM GOING IN THE GROUND!" Gwen screams.

Chris turns to LeShawna. "Your problem."

After being buried, Gwen turns on the walkie-talkie. "LeShawna?"

"She's a little busy right now, can I take a message?" The voice wasn't LeShawna. But it did comfort Gwen.

"Yeah, Michael. Keep me occupied."

(ELSEWHERE)

"Kiana, since you're scared of math tests, and Harold is scared of doing math under pressure, you guys get to work together! Starting… now!" Chris explains.

(Fifteen minutes pass)

"DONE!" both Kiana and Harold exclaim.

"And two more points for the Bass!"

(ELSEWHERE)

"…And that's how I got my dog, Biter." Gwen finished.

"Cool! Tell me another story." Michael said.

Bridgette walked over, and as Gwen began her story, Michael whispered to her, "Where's Chris? Gwen is supposed to be out!"

"I'll go find him!" Bridgette exclaimed.

And as Gwen continued her story, Michael began using his hands to dig Gwen out. "Hey, shouldn't I be out by now?" Gwen asked him.

"No," Michael reassured her, "Not for like five more minutes."

"Weird. Feels like fifteen have passed."

(ELSEWHERE)

"Hmm, so maybe the plane should've been a little safer." Chris reasoned. Izzy and Owen had gotten in to conquer their fears of flying… and the plane broke. No fears were broken, only a few small bones.

Bridgette came running up to him. "DUDE! GWEN!"

"OH SHIT!" Chris exclaimed, and he ran towards the beach.

(ELSEWHERE)

Chris finally gets Gwen out.

"And that's another point for the Screaming Gophers!" Chris yelled.

Once she was free, Gwen hugged Michael. "Thanks."

"So… do you trust me again?"

"Yeah, I guess so. I'm just surprised Cody wasn't beating up the walkie-talkie."

Chris turned around. "Cody? He's a little busy right now."

(ELSEWHERE)

Cody is in the middle of the woods, trying to defuse a time bomb.

(ELSEWHERE)

As Chris goes to check on Cody, Geoff comes running past with a hail cloud hailing on him. Michael points to him. "Remote controlled cloud?"

"Yeah," Chris replies. "GEOFF! YOU WON A POINT!"

"Nice invention," Michael was forced to admit.

"I still hate you."

"Yeah, hate you too."

(ELSEWHERE)

Cody begins to sweat as the countdown on the bomb reaches :10.

:09.

:08.

:07.

"HEY CODY!" Chris screams, unfocusing him.

:02.

Cody pulls a red wire and… the countdown stops.

"Nice job, Cody! Another point for the Gophers!"

(ELSEWHERE)

LeShawna watches in terror as a mime dances around her. She punches it.

"That qualifies, LeShawna." Chris reasons.

(ELSEWHERE)

DJ is in a kiddie pool next to Tyler, in a chicken patch.

"Come on, Tyler!" Kiana cheers.

"GO DJ!" Geoff cheers.

But both can't conquer their fears.

"Wow, water and chickens? Really?" Chris asks.

(ELSEWHERE)

Michael is laughing very hard. "Really Duncan? A Celine Dion cutout?"

Noah laughs as well. "Loser!"

Duncan is about to punch Noah, but gets intimidated by the cutout. Michael gets an idea to help his friend. He covers Duncan's eyes and yells, "Yo! Courtney's topless!" And than leads an eager Duncan to the cutout, which he hugs.

Duncan turns around. "HEY! This isn't a topless Courtney!"

"Yeah, but you conquered your fear."

"So the Bass score again!" Chris says.

(ELSEWHERE)

"Some trick you played in on Duncan, Michael!" called a voice.

Michael turned and saw Courtney. "Yeah, he needed some motivation."

"And me?"

Michael shrugged. "You're motivating. But you should be more adventurous!"

"Wait, you don't think I'm adventurous?"

Michael grinned. "Not nearly enough."

"Than… I'll make a bet with you! Whatever bet you want!"

"Okay… If you face your fear, I'll kiss you." Courtney inwardly smiled at the thought.

"And if I don't?"

"I don't know."

Courtney tried to think 'adventurous'. "I'll flash you."

Michael was surprised. "On live TV?"

"No, moron, in a private place!"

"Damn, Courtney, that's…"

"Adventurous?"

The two arrive at the set of Noah's fear. And Michael falls to the floor laughing.

"DUDE! TWILIGHT?" he exclaimed.

Most of the girls had gathered around, and the movie on the screen was, indeed, Twilight.

"Shut up, man! You're not scared of Edward?" Noah replied.

"HE'S SO DREAMY!" shouted most of the girls.

"Wow. What does he need to do?" Michael asked, still laughing.

Duncan, too, was laughing. "Watch twenty minutes of Twilight!"

Edward came on screen, and Noah screamed, "AH! TOO WHITE! TOO GLITTERY!"

And Michael and Duncan laughed until, twenty minutes later, Chris called, "Noah, you won a point! Now only one fear left!"

Michael grinned at Courtney. "Don't forget the bet."

She grinned back. "I won't."

Duncan was confused. "What bet?"

(ELSEWHERE)

In front of them was a giant pool filled with green jelly and a fifty-foot-high diving board. "Now, Courtney," Chris explained, "To win, you must dive fifty feet into pool. And, to make things interesting, if you do the dare, you earn double points!"

Harold did the math. "Than we would win!"

Everyone was watching Courtney to see if she'd climb the diving board. She stared at it for a minute. Than she took Michael a few feet away and flashed him.

Michael smiled at her as she pulled her shirt back down. "See, now I can't tell if you backed out because you were scared or because you wanted to show me your chest."

She grinned. "A little of both."

"Okay than…" Chris began, "I'm not sure why Courtney just flashed him, but… since she didn't jump, that means the Killer Bass loose again! See you at the campfire pit tonight!"

Campfire Pit – That Night

"Hey, Courtney," Bridgette began, pulling her to a side, "Why did you flash Michael when you know I like him?"

Courtney giggled. "It was a bet."

Before she could fully explain, Chris started the elimination ceremony. "Quite an interesting day we had… Courtney…" Courtney blushed. "Now, the marshmallows go to…

Bridgette!

Katie!

Geoff!

Kiana!

Harold!

Duncan!"

Tyler, DJ, and Courtney wait nervously.

"Tyler!"

And than it was just the two of them.

"Now DJ, you failed to conquer your fear of water, although you gave it a good try. You're well liked, you're friendly, and you have no enemies.

Courtney, you failed to conquer your fear of green jelly. And instead of even trying, you flashed Michael, to the anger of several campers. Don't be surprised if Izzy kills you in your sleep! Seriously, I think she might! This also isn't the first time you've cost your team the win!

And the last marshmallow goes to…

Courtney!"

Several people gasp, but everyone goes over and gives DJ a good-bye hug. "Yo, DJ, sorry that you're going home," said Duncan.

Chris patted DJ on the shoulder. "I'm going to miss you, DJ. But, according to the rules, you must go and catch the Boat of Losers, at the Dock of Shame. And never return to Total Drama Island again. Ever."

Turning to the camera, Chris says, "Well, this sure was a weird day at Camp Wawanakwa! We had terrorists, Twilight, Celine Dion, and a topless Courtney! What other weird, wacky, and dramatic stuff will happen next time, on Total Drama Island?"

Author's Note: Hey, guys! If you think Michael is a... 'womanizer'... dont't worry! His downfall is coming! And I'm open to any suggestions anyone might have. I was originally not going to pair Geoff and Bridgette, but if someone gives me an interesting way to do it, I'll consider the suggestion. Likewise, if anyone has any other suggestions, just review or send me a pm. Hope you're liking it so far!