Episode 10

"Are you fu*king kidding me? He's not freaking coming back until tonight so I need to fill in?" asked Holly. "Hey, Melanie, do the recap for me!"

Melanie bounced over. "Ok! Last time on Totem Dollar Kite Wind! Miguel met intern Molly Hartin and the two formed a rivalry! Meanwhile, Isis started flirting with Nova, and Bridgel got mad at Gake for beating up Miguel. Chizz got called away to host an award show and stuffs, so he left Molly in charge of hosting and other junk. But Molly was such a sucky host that she let my new BBFWIAAIWM (Best Boy Friend Who Is Also An Intern With Me) Jack take over! Eek! Go Jack! In the end, the Screaming Gaffers lost to the Killer Grips, so they were forced to vote someone off and stuffs. But it was a elimination with more than one people, so both LeFonda and Omar were voted off together! Wow! And like now, what is, like, going to, like, happen on the next, like, episode of like, Totem Dollar Kite Wind? Just, like, watch it and stuffs!"

"Yes! That's a wrap!" said another intern, Macie Tylons, the main camera person. She wore a black and gray striped sweatshirt over a yellow short-sleeved t-shirt, gray short shorts, and black and white converse.

Holly sighed. "Thank the lord that we finished that… Hey, where's my book?"

It took her all of five seconds to figure out that Macie, the Prankster, had stolen it. "BEE!" she shouted to the skies.

Melanie ducked behind a tree. "OH NO! A BEE? WHERE! I'M ALLERGIC!"

Mess Hall

"Hi Noah!" Katie said, sitting down next to her boyfriend.

"Hi Noah!" Izzy said, sitting down next to her best friend.

Confessional

Noah face palms. "UNIVERSE, WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO!"

End

Michael waves over at Noah, clearly enjoying his discomfort.

Confessional

Noah glares into the camera. "WORST. BEST. FRIEND. EVER."

"Noah! Someone locked the confessional door!" someone called from the outside.

"WHAT?" Noah yells, trying to get out. But majorly failing.

In her own confessional, Macie (also known by Bee, Bee-Bee, Jester, and Talon) smiled and held up a lock key.

End

"Michael," Bridgette started, "Can I ask you something?"

Michael smiled at her. "Yeah, Bridge. Shoot."

"Why do you put Noah in those horrible situations?"

Michael thought about it for a few seconds before smiling. "Well, its because he's my friend."

Bridgette grew a puzzled expression. "So you screw him over… Because he's your friend?"

"Yeah. I know that it sounds weird but it's just how I show that I care."

Bridgette hugged him. "Glad that you care."

Heather, glaring over at the happy couple, said to Beth, "We need to vote him out – soon."

Beth agreed. "I know that usually I'm nice to everyone, but Michael just seems like a meanie!"

Heather turned away and smirked. Maybe Beth would prove useful after all.

Killer Bass Tables

Tyler stared at Kiana. "You're really pretty, Kiana."

Kiana giggled. "Thanks, Ty!"

Geoff looked on at the couple in disgust. "Nobody should be happy when I can't be Bridgette!"

Duncan sat down next to him and sighed. Than he slapped the back of Geoff's head. "DUDE!" exclaimed Geoff.

"Yeah?"

"WHY!"

"Because you're obsessing over her, man! She doesn't like you back!"

"But –"

"Dude, if you want her, that's cool. But you can't obsess over her! And if you want her to fall for you, just be nice to her. And don't beat on her boyfriend."

Geoff acted like it was the greatest idea in the world. "Dude! Genius plan!"

Courtney took the seat that Geoff vacated in his excitement over the idea. "So, little mister delinquent actually has a heart."

Duncan rolled his eyes. "What do you want, princess?"

"I was just making conversation."

"But you hate me, doll. And I ain't that fond of you either!"

Confessional

"ARGH! Why can't Duncan stop beating around the bush? All season he chases after me and than acts like he doesn't care anymore!" Courtney said.

Noah sighed. "How the HELL did you even get in here? The door was padlocked!"

"I broke the lock, duh."

Both of them heard the click of a lock.

"Crap…" muttered Noah.

End

Chris than walked into the mess hall than, and almost immediately everyone laughed. "What's so funny?" Chris asked.

Chef walked out and started laughing uncontrollably. "Dude, why is yo hair green?"

"WHAT?" Chris screeched. He pulled a mirror out of his pocket (a habit he had picked up from Justin). Chris immediately pointed at the camera. "It was YOU again, wasn't it?"

Bee feigned a look of innocence. "Whatever could you mean, Chris?"

"I MEAN I know you're the one who died all of my underwear pink!"

"What?"

Chris held his face in his hand. "Okay, whatever. And where the hell are Noah and Courtney?"

Confessional

"HELP!" came a girl's scream from the locked confessional.

Some laughter followed that. "Noah, that was so girly!" Courtney exclaimed.

End

"Anyways," Chris continued, "For today's challenge you will be eating!"

"Why couldn't we have kept Owen for one more challenge?" Cody asked Gwen.

She smiled. "Maybe the food will actually be good!"

Harold nodded. "Yeah, it should be!"

Duncan pulled Harold's pants down. "Right, dork, and like you're ever right?"

Holly Martin than came into the mess hall holding a heavy box. After setting it down, she sarcastically said to Chris, "Great idea making the girl carry the boxes. Because Jack would've been completely unable to, right?"

'Well," Chris began, "Jack is in the hospital. Apparently not being pain free doesn't mean you can't get food poisoning."

Just as Holly was about to leave, she saw Bee. "Jester! Where is my freaking book?"

Bee looked confused. "What book? The one in the confessional?"

Confessional

Much to Noah's and Courtney's surprise, Holly breaks down the door. "There's my book!" she said.

But than all three of them heard the click sound a lock makes when it's set.

End

"All right, teamsters, for your first dish you'll be eating dolphin meat!" Chris announced.

Bridgette tensed. "DOLPHIN meat?" she cried.

Geoff tried to make her relax. "Calm down, Bridge. Just close your eyes when you eat it, and pretend that it's a cupcake or something."

Bridgette still hadn't forgiven Geoff for beating Michael up, but she appreciated the effort.

Meanwhile, on the Screaming Gophers side, problems were erupting with the meal. "Um, I think that mine is still MOVING." Heather called.

Michael nodded. "And I have a very weak stomach!"

Over on the Killer Bass side, Kiana exclaimed, "This stuff is disgusting!" She ran out of the mess hall to go throw up.

By some miracle, everyone else had managed to keep his or her food down. Chris nodded. "Next up, we're going to be eating some pizza with crickets, anchovies, and jellyfish on top!" Everyone groaned.

Confessional

Noah put Holly's book down. "Thanks for letting me read it," he told her.

Holly was surprised. "That was only like 30 minutes!"\

Noah shrugged. "I read fast."

Holly nodded in agreement. Due to her and Noah being of similar natures, and the fact that they got along pretty well, she was becoming almost friendly towards him.

Courtney rose to her feet (difficult task when all three of them were sitting down). "Do you hear that, guys?" she asked.

Holly also rose to her feet. "Yeah… someone's out there!" She said. Holly called out, "In the confessional! Somebody please help us!"

"Is that you, Molly?"

Holly face palmed. Of all the people on the island, it had to be Melanie that happened to walk past.

End

Mess Hall

The challenge was drawing to a close, and only two contestants remained – Cody from the Screaming Gophers and Katie from the Killer Bass.

"Yeah! Go Cody!" Izzy yelled. "And where's Noah?"

Michael coughed. "I'm not really sure, Iz."

"Oh, cool!"

"For your last dish," Chris began, you will be eating beaver!"

Katie rose to her feet. "NO! I REFUSE to eat JUSTIN! I quit!"

Chris turned to Cody. "Codmiester, it looks like you just won the challenge for your team!"

Everyone cheered for him, and Gwen kissed him.

"YES!" Heather called. "We're finally out of our losing streak!"

Michael punched her on the arm. "You just jinxed it!"

Cody was still confused as to how he had won. "What does Justin have anything to do with beavers?"

Campfire Pit – Later That Night

Chris watched as the Killer Bass, except for Courtney, arrived at the campfire pit. "Seriously," Chris asked, "Where IS Courtney?"

Confessional

"NO, MELANIE!" Holly screamed for literally the millionth time. "MY NAME IS HOLLY! I AM STUCK IN HERE WITH TWO CONTESTANTS! AND WE'RE HUNGRY! SO JUST TAKE A ROCK AND BREAK OFF THE GODDAMN LOCK!"

Melanie was still confused. "Could you say that again, Lolly?"

End

Campfire Pit

"Well, all right than. The show must go on, right?" Chris asked.

Bee raised her hand. "Not if the fat lady sings! In that case, you should bring your mother out here!"

Chris got mad. "YOU! You are fired! You will take the Boat of Losers with whichever loser is voted off tonight!"

"Than who will work the cameras?"

"The tech nerds!"

Bee laughed. "The one's who haven't seen sunlight, and I mean real sunlight, for like ten years?"

Chris considered this. "Fine, you can stay! But you're on probation! AND you're getting a dock in pay!"

Bee sighed. "But I'm an INTERN! I do NOT get paid, toupee man!"

"IT IS NOT A TOUPEE!" Chris exclaimed. "And now, down to our elimination. I have seven marshmallows here, but there are eight Killer Bass right now. So one of you will not be getting one. Safe are:

Courtney (even though she went MIA),

Harold (even though he is a nerd),

Duncan (even though he is a delinquent),

Bridgette (even though she is dating a delinquent),

Geoff (even though he follows Bridgette everywhere), and

Tyler (even though he sucks at sports)."

Katie and Kiana nervously awaited their fates.

"Let's review here! Kiana, you threw up on the first meal without even eating it! Katie, you refused to eat the last dish that would've given your team the win all for the sake of an auto tuned idiotic pop singer with crappy hair!"

Katie was severely offended. "He is not!"

"Whatever. This last marshmallow goes to…

Katie!"

"EEK!" Katie squealed.

Tyler was sad, though. He kissed his girlfriend good-bye and watched her sail off on the Boat of Losers.

"Wow, kind of dramatic, right? Anyways, will Michael ever stop torturing Noah, will Noah ever get out of the confessional (or in Soviet Russia, will the confessional ever get out of Noah?), and will the confessional ever be unlocked? All though, if it means getting rid of Noah, Courtney, and Holly… tune in next time for the next dramatic installment of Total Drama Island!"

Confessional

"MELANIE! JUST FREAKING GO AND GET SOME HELP!" Holly screamed.

"But its nighttime! Night, Holly!"

And than the three were trapped.

End

Sorry for the suckiness of the chapter, for some reason it gave me some huge writer's block. My bad. And, when you review, could you answer this question:

What animal would you like to see shown on the show?

It could be an animal from the original, like the raccoon, bear, or seagull, or a new, unique one. I'll be waiting!

And the new intern, Macie (Bee, Bee-Bee, Jester, Talon) Tylons was submitted by The Dancing Snake