Episode 11

"Last time, on Total Drama Island! We were introduced to another new intern, Macie Tylons, our very own prankster – she got Holly, Noah, and Courtney, and locked them all up in the confessional! Meanwhile, Michael reveals that he really does have a heart when he tells Bridgette that he only tortures Noah because he cares! The Screaming Gophers finally managed to lose their losing streak when they are victorious in an eating challenge, and in the end, Tyler's girlfriend, Kiana, was eliminated! And as of last night, Holly, Noah, and Courtney were STILL locked in the confessional! What will happen this time on the next dramatic installment of Total Drama Island?" Chris said in the recap.

Girls Bathroom

Gwen, Katie, Izzy, and Beth all wait for Heather to finish in the bathroom.

"HURRY UP!" yells Gwen, ferociously banging on the door.

"Leave me alone, scary Goth girl! Looking as good as I do takes time!"

"Come on, Heather!" began Katie. "We all have to use the freaking bathroom, so why can't you just hurry up?"

"BECAUSE!" Heather screamed in reply.

"I feel bad that you're friends with her," Katie told Beth.

"BOOM BOOM!" Izzy yelled.

Gwen got fed up. "I'm just going to see if I can use the guys bathroom!"

Guys Bathroom

"Hello? Is anybody in there?" Gwen asked, knocking on the door.

Someone giggles from inside and she hears Michael shout, "Yeah, Gwen, I'm busy in here!"

Hearing some more giggling, Gwen pushes the door open slightly to see Michael and Bridgette making out. "You are not busy!" she shouted, bursting through the door.

Than she realized that Michael wasn't wearing a shirt. "Whoa… maybe you guys were busy… Oh, god! Were you two… BUSY?" Gwen asked in horror.

Michael and Bridgette exchanged a nervous glance before they both started laughing. Michael pulled his shirt out from behind his back and said, "HA! Can't believe you fell for that!"

Gwen felt so stupid. "So if you guys aren't busy here, and you're done pulling vicious pranks on Gwen, can I use the bathroom?"

Michael shrugged. "Be my guest. We're done here. I need to go to the confessional anyway."

After Michael and Bridgette left, Gwen opened the toilet seat and than screamed in horror. Someone had taken out the water in the toilet and replaced it with a skunk. "AH!" Gwen screamed as said skunk squirted her in whatever skunky thing it is that skunks squirt.

Confessional

Noah, Holly, and Courtney were awkwardly sleeping in the confessional. There was very little space, and it was a tight fit. Suddenly, all three woke up as they heard a voice from outside of the stall say, "Why the hell is there a padlock on this?"

"MICHAEL!" Noah screamed.

"Whoa, Noah? Is that you? I thought that a bear ate you or something when you never showed up!"

"SHUT UP!" screamed Holly. "BREAK THE DAMN LOCK OFF AND SET US ALL FREE!"

"Who else is in there?" asked Michael.

"Courtney!" exclaimed Noah.

Michael snickered. "That must have been a fun night." The three locked in the confessional than heard Michael call, "Yo, D! Noah, Holly, and Courtney are locked in the confessional!"

Courtney face palmed. "Just had to bring Duncan into this, didn't you?" she muttered. She was still incredibly pissed off at the both of them for their plan, but her anger had faded slightly when she found out that Duncan really did care about her.

Duncan laughed from the outside. "HA! But come on, dude. Let's bust this thing open."

Just as they were about to, another voice was heard coming from the outside. "Hey, guys! Pancakes in the cafeteria!"

Holly punched a wall. "JESTER!" she screamed as Michael and Duncan ran off to get pancakes.

Macie knocked on the door. "Oops, looks like somebody's a real cranky pants!"

"Just let us out!" Noah screamed.

"Hmm… No, I don't think that I will. Toodles!" Macie said as she bounced away.

"I hate that girl…" Holly said.

Noah, Holly, and Courtney thought that they would be stuck in the booth for quite some time, but a few minutes later, they heard a rock bang against the lock and the door creaked open. Michael was standing there with a pointy rock in his hand.

End

Noah ran over and hugged him. "BEST. BEST. FRIEND. EVER!" he cried.

Courtney walked past, but than rubbed Michael's head. "Nice job, douche."

Holly was suspicious. "Why didn't you go for pancakes?"

As Michael pried Noah off of him, he replied, "Well, I didn't believe her. She seems like a tricky one. And I couldn't leave my two friends, and Courtney, trapped in here, now could I?"

Holly was surprised. "You think of me as a friend?"

Michael nodded. "Yeah. We may be different, but we're kind of friends."

That touched Holly's heart. Or almost. Instead of saying thank you, she instead pushed Michael into the dirt.

"You see, Michael," Holly started, "Kind of friends isn't exactly friends."

Noah helped Michael sit up and he spat dirt out of his mouth. "Yeah, I know."

Mess Hall

"Hi Bridge, where's Michael?" Geoff asked.

Bridgette smiled at her friend. Ever since he'd beat up Michael, Geoff had been really nice to her and stopped picking fights with Courtney. "I think he was at the confessional."

Geoff smiled. "He's probably talking about you in there!"

Bridgette blushed slightly, so slightly it didn't look like she even did. But Geoff could see that she did, and he made a mental note to thank Duncan for the advice.

Heather than walked in, looking (in the words of Duncan or Michael) as smoking hot as ever. Katie whispered to Beth, "If she didn't look sexy after spending forever in the bathroom, I'd be freaking pissed."

Beth laughed, and Heather glared at her as she sat down. "What's so funny?"

Beth stifled her laugh. "Nothing."

Confessional

"This isn't good. That wannabe is actually MAKING FRIENDS! This is really NOT good! I've already lost Lindsiot to the other side, and I can't afford Beth making friends!" Heather exclaimed.

End

Cody was looking around. "Hey, Harold, have you seen Gwen?"

Harold shook his head. "No, Cody, I haven't seen her recently."

While Harold answers Cody's question, Duncan takes Harold's sandwich and puts hot sauce on it. Harold screams, "HOT!" before glaring at Duncan.

Geoff walks over to Harold with a glass. "Here, dude. Drink it up. It'll cool your throat."

"Hey, thanks Geoff!" Harold said.

Geoff motioned with his hand to Duncan: 5…4…3…2…1…

"AGH! THIS WATER TASTES LIKE DISHWATER!"

Geoff and Duncan were laughing hysterically. "Dude," Geoff started, "That's because it IS dishwater!"

As Harold ran off to get the taste out of his mouth, Gwen walked in to the mess hall. As soon as she did, everyone except Michael ran away from her. "Dude, what's up?" Michael asked her.

"Um, can't you smell?"

"No, I think something Chris gave me yesterday disabled my nose."

"Well, after your and Bridgette's little joke – a NOT FUNNY one, by the way –"

Confessional

"I thought it was pretty funny." Bridgette confessed.

"Making Gwen think that Bridgette and me were 'busy'… dude, that's just plain hilarious!" Michael exclaimed.

"Al right… slowly walking in… no sign of prankster… closing door…" Noah began. Immediately he hears a click. "NO!" Noah screams, but Michael opens the door, laughing and holding the closed lock.

"Um, why exactly does my girlfriend smell like she hasn't showered for a year, rolled around in some poop, lived at a garbage dump, bathed in garlic, and ate some tuna?" Cody asked.

End

"- I tried to use the toilet, but there was no water in there."

"So? Why do you smell than?" Michael asked.

"There was a skunk."

Michael began laughing so hard that he couldn't breathe, and whatever had disabled his sense of smell enabled it again. And than Michael started not being able to breathe for a totally different reason.

As Gwen laughed at Michael's reaction to the smell, Izzy stood next to Noah. "Noah, do you think Izzy is pretty?" Izzy asked.

"What?" Noah replied.

"Is Izzy pretty, Noah?" Izzy asked again.

"Why?"

"Because Izzy wants to know what her best friend thinks!"

"No."

"You know, most best friends end up dating! Yeah, it's a fact. Like Bella and Edward. Like Percy and Annabeth. Like Bigfoot and the Yeti."

Noah was fed up. "Come on, Izzy, we're going somewhere!"

Confessional

Noah walks in with Izzy, and Izzy asks, "Are we going to make out now?"

Noah face palms. "NO!"

"Okay. Eskimo kiss?"

"NO! Izzy, you don't like me and you know it! You're just doing this for some reason!"

"Nuh uh!"

"You only started flirting with me after you broke up with Michael! Why?"

"Because trolls have hangnails! Boom! Boom boom!"

"Why did you even break up with Michael?"

"Lalala I can't hear you!"

"IZZY!" Noah screamed. "JUST TELL ME!"

Izzy started crying. Noah said, "Listen, Iz, if I'm upsetting you -"

"No, Noah. It's not you. It… It's me. I broke up with Michael because I saw what he was doing with Bridgette, and Gwen, and Lindsay. I saw what he was doing with Courtney. He was just using her! And I didn't want to be like them! I wanted to be the special one. I wanted to be the one that he really cared about, not just someone he just used to get further in the game, okay? So I stopped it with him before he could. But I couldn't just throw him out of my life because – well, just because."

Noah was taken aback. This was the most normal conversation he'd ever had with Izzy. She acted like a normal, insecure teenage girl. She seemed sane, and she referred to herself as I instead of Izzy. "Izzy… You still love him, don't you?"

Izzy's eyes started to tear up again. "I… I think that I do. But it doesn't matter. He's with Bridgette now, and I don't think I ever meant anything to that womanizing bastard."

"Izzy, you're all wrong! Ever since the moment that he laid eyes on you, Michael has been crazy about you! He was incredibly loyal to you, Izzy! He loved you! He never would have cheated on you or used you like all of the other girls! You're… well, you already are crazy… I've got it! You'd be sane to think otherwise!"

Izzy tried wiping her eyes. "Why do you think he loves me?"

"It's more along the lines that I never thought he stopped."

Izzy smiled. "Thanks, Noah. I may have made the biggest mistake of my life, and there is no way to fix it."

Noah smiled too. "Just tell him, Izzy. He'll come running back to you."

Izzy hugged her friend. "Thanks, Noah. You're a real friend." And just as she tried exiting the confessional to go find Michael, she found out that the door was locked.

End

Mess Hall

Chris came walking in accompanied by Jack and Melanie. "Good to see you're back, Jack!" Chef said. "See, you bring the right meat, unlike that lazy smartass kid. She is always bringing me the wrong meat! It's so idiotic! I serve, I work at a prison, and now some damn intern can't even bring me the right damn meat!"

Jack nodded. "Holly can be a bit… Lazy…"

Melanie was confused. "Who's Holly?"

Jack held his hand in his face and sighed. "Molly, Melanie."

"Oh, okay!"

Chris cleared his throat. "Attention, campers!" He notices Courtney and says, "Welcome back, Courtney!" He looks around and asks, "But where the hell is Noah at?"

Confessional

"LET US OUT!" Noah screamed, banging on the door.

Izzy stood up on top of the toilet and jumped at the door, attempting to break it. She failed.

"Hello? Who's in there?" came a voice Noah recognized as the Jester. "YOU KNOW DAMN STRAIGHT WHO IT IS!"

"Whoa, calm down, string bean!" the Jester, Macie, said.

"NO! AND DO NOT CALL ME STRING BEAN! AS SOON AS I GET OUT OF HERE, I AM GETTING REVENGE!"

Izzy was impressed. "Izzy is impressed! Noah, that was so unseen and OOC of you!"

"Yeah, well, I don't like being locked into places."

Noah could detect the smile in Macie's voice when she said, "Well, you're not locked in here!"

Noah grew excited. "Really?"

"Nope. You're padlocked!"

Noah face palmed.

End

Mess Hall

"Next up, what is that smell, and why is Michael passed out?" Chris asked.

"Gwen got sprayed by a skunk," explained Beth.

Holly came walking into the mess hall, recently freshened up. She walks on Michael (his kiwis, chest, and neck) and takes her place next to Chris. "What'd I miss?"

Chris laughed evilly as he watched Michael cringe. "Nothing."

Holly glared at him. "Did I ASK you, prettyboy?"

Chris sighed. "Whatever. Teams, for today's challenge, Noah and Izzy are sitting out due to not being here -"

Confessional

"ARGH!"

"That was a manly scream, Izzy."

End

"- Gwen will sit out due to smelling bad, and Michael will sit out due to being knocked out. To balance the teams out more, Harold will also be sitting out."

Cody counted on his fingers. "But they still have three more people on their team!"

"Yeah!" Duncan exclaimed. "And how is making the king of Dork-A-Lot over here sit out balancing the teams?"

Chris sighed. "IT JUST IS! Now, your challenge is… Melanie, that's your line…"

Melanie smiled. "Oh, right!" Reading from an index card, she said, "Both teams will prepare a one-course meal for digestion by the most handsomest manliest awesomest coolest most badass dude around, Chris McLean!" Melanie started clapping while everyone else just rolled his or her eyes at Chris's narcissism.

"All right, food will be provided for you! Let's go now!"

Screaming Gophers Kitchen

While the three remaining Gophers get settled, Beth accidentally lets something fall from her pocket. "What's that?" Heather asked.

"Oh, just a souvenir I got from Boney Island." Beth replied.

Cody stared at the little wooden doll. "I think that this thing might be cursed."

"What makes you say that?" Beth and Heather asked simultaneously.

Immediately, all the food that they had for the challenge caught on fire.

"Oh, so that's why you said that," Beth said.

Killer Bass Kitchen

"Come on guys, let's get working!" Geoff exclaimed.

He's really taken charge of this challenge thought Bridgette. He's leading us nicely and he's a really good cook too!

Geoff smiled over at her. "Come on, Bridge! No dawdling! Time's almost up!'

Bridgette stuck her tongue out at him.

Duncan observed the scene with Courtney. "Wow, she forgives him after what he did to her boyfriend?" Courtney asked.

Duncan shrugged. "It's better than some people not forgiving other people for not really causing any harm."

Courtney rolled her eyes. "Yes, I know."

Tyler poured the last spice on their dish. "Finito!" he cried out, and everyone cheered.

Duncan went over to Harold. "Here, Harold, have a sandwich."

"Thanks, Duncan!" Harold replied. After biting into it he found crusty underwear. "WHAT?"

Duncan glared at him. "That'll teach you to leave your delicates out in the cabin!"

Presentation Room

Tyler enters with the Killer Bass' dish and hand it to Chris, who eats it.

Jack tries to get a piece. Chris slaps his hand away.

Holly tries to get a piece. Chris slaps her.

Melanie stares into space.

Holly slaps Chris.

Jester steals a piece.

Jack tries to steal a piece but Holly gets off of Chris and Chris slaps his hand away.

"Great job!" cried Chris. "Next up, the Screaming Gophers!"

Cody walks out carrying their dish under a fancy cover. He leaves it in front of Chris and than runs away. "Wonder what's under here…" Chris pulls the cover off and discovers ash. "KILLER BASS WIN!" Chris decided.

Confessional

Noah and Izzy hear a lot of cheering. "What just happened?" Noah asked Izzy.

Izzy shrugged. "Boom boom?"

End

Michael finally comes back in after waking up. He saunters over to Bridgette and the two kiss. "Hey, babe, you looked hot when you were hot."

Bridgette giggled. "And you look pretty hot unconscious! I see a lot of you that way nowadays!"

Michael laughed. "Yeah, yeah." The two start making out again.

From across the room, Gwen calls out, "WATCH OUT, EVERYONE! THESE TWO ARE GETTING BUSY!"

Campfire Pit – Later That Night

"All right, Screaming Gophers – minus Noah and Izzy – let's get this thing started!" Chris began. "Here's how you all did:

Noah disappeared,

As did Izzy.

Michael got knocked out,

Beth cursed her team,

Cody wove a fancy cover,

Gwen smelt like, well, a skunk,

And Heather did nothing but try to take charge!

Outside the Confessional

"I needed to turn to an unlikely source of help for this one. Let's hope he comes through for me!" Heather exclaimed.

"Let me out, please!" Noah can be heard screaming from the confessional.

Heather thinks about it and than gets up, saying, "No."

End

"When, or if, your name is called, Holly over here will toss you a marshmallow.

Michael!" Holly throws a marshmallow that hits his head, forcing Jack to take the marshmallows.

"Heather!" Jack throws a marshmallow at her.

"Gwen!" Holly tries to take the tray of marshmallows back.

"Noah!" Melanie eats a marshmallow.

"Izzy!" Melanie eats another one while Jack and Holly fight on the ground. Bee is going through the wallet Jack dropped during the scuffle.

Cody and Beth both wait nervously.

"And today's last marshmallow goes too… CODY!" Chris announced.

"YES!" screamed Gwen, who tries to kiss Cody, but couldn't due to the skunk smell.

"Why me?" Beth asked. "Everyone likes me!"

"Actually, I don't really!" Michael chimed in.

Chris ignored him. "You cursed your team, and Heather had Michael get the votes against you."

Beth looked, flabbergasted, at Heather. "But… weren't we besties?"

Heather rolled her eyes as Beth boards the Boat of Losers. "As if!"

"Wow, pretty dramatic, right? Izzy pouring her heart out to Noah, Michael and Bridgette pranking Gwen, and Macie's practical jokes make for great ratings, right? Anyways, see you next time on the next dramatic episode of Total Drama Island!" Chris said in the closing.

The skunk featured was suggested to me in a review by Punk Rockette