Episode 12

"Last time, on Total Drama Island! Noah, sick of Izzy trying to flirt him, confronts her and discovers that she still loves Michael and only broke up with him because she didn't want to be used. Sadly, Macie locked both of them in the confessional – right after Noah had just got out, too! The Screaming Gophers hit a snag when Noah and Izzy had to sit out due to not being present, Michael had to sit out due to being unconscious, and Gwen had to sit out due to smelling horrible, leaving it all up to Heather, Beth, and Cody. Meanwhile, Duncan continued to torment Harold, and Geoff and Bridgette began to warm up to each other. It was also revealed that Beth had accidentally stolen a cursed tiki doll from Boney Island a few episodes back that had caused the Gophers' losing streak, them to lose the challenge, and Beth's own elimination! Will Izzy come clean to Michael? Will Geoff hook up with Bridgette? Will Duncan stab Harold in his sleep? Tune in to this epic episode of Total Drama Island in order to find out!" Chris said in the recap.

"That was great!" Macie said. "Now, could we just film it again? I forgot to push the record button."

Melanie laughed. "No, silly, it's the rec button!"

Holly face palmed. "I am surrounded by idiots."

Forest

"Yo, Jack, my main man!" Chris called to the intern climbing the rock wall. "How goes the test?"

"Its okay!" Jack called down before plummeting to the ground.

Chris nods. "Looks safe enough."

Confessional

"LET ME OUT OF THIS GODFORSAKEN OUTHOUSE!" Noah screeched to the heavens.

"Go boom?" Izzy asked excitedly.

Noah face palmed. "NO!"

And just when he thought it couldn't get any worse, Izzy starts singing tunes from The Little Mermaid.

End

Mess Hall

"Hey, where are Noah and Izzy?" Cody asked.

Gwen snickered. "Probably making out."

Katie screamed and than ran over to Gwen. "TAKE IT BACK! Noah would NEVER do something like that! We are SO in love!"

Chef steps out, shrugging. "I don't know nothing about you damn losers, but even I know the string bean don't like you much."

Confessional

Katie breaks open the door and screams, "NOAH!"

Noah hugs her and says, "I LOVE YOU!"

While the two hug, Izzy leaves, closes the door, and locks it.

End

"CHRIS!" Holly exclaimed as she stormed into the mess hall with Jack, Melanie, and Bee by her side. "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?" she asked furiously, raising up a bag full of slop.

"Breakfast," replied Chris happily.

"What KIND of breakfast?"

"Chinese gruel!Manman chi means "enjoy your meal". Someone should write a song about that!"

Holly stomped her feet. "CHRIS! NOT COOL!"

"What do you mean?"

Before Holly could let out a long string of words that would get her violently punished and fired, Michael intervened. "Well, you feed them crap, don't pay them, provide horrible working environments, constantly endanger their lives, use them for labor, exploit Jack's disease, and cause Holly and Macie to revolt by fighting you."

Chris glared at Michael. "SO?"

"SO?" Holly screamed. "SO, THIS MEANS WAR! We REFUSE to help you until our demands are met!" She folded her arms, and Melanie and Bee followed suit. Jack sighed reluctantly and crossed his arms as well.

Chris was… well, Chris was freaking pissed off. "NO! I will win this war, do you hear me!" Turning to the campers, he said, "I DID have a trust exercise for you, but NOW, each team will pick a side, and fight in the GREAT INTERN WAR! The losing side WILL face elimination!"

Heather huddled her team together. "I think we go with Chris."

Michael shook his head. "I don't think so. The Bass have an advantage in numbers; we could use the extra four helpers. Chris is just a pathetic forty year old man, so we might have a numbers advantage."

"But the interns are so… Cruel!" Cody exclaimed.

"Well, Holly seems pretty sane. Macie is prank obsessed, which might also be beneficial to us. Jack can't feel pain. And Melanie is a new Lindsay," Gwen observed.

Izzy was confused. "So, which side do we pick, than?"

Killer Bass Side

"The interns! Definitely!" exclaimed Courtney.

Duncan shrugged. "If Princess thinks so, than I'm on her side."

Bridgette was unsure. "But the interns seem so, I don't know, vicious. Dangerous. Chris could provide us with a lot of materials to fight back with."

Geoff shrugged. "I'm with Bridge, all the way."

"Uh, so what are we going to do?" asked Harold.

All right, everyone! This was such a short chapter because YOU, yes YOU, will decide the loyalties, and possibly the eventual victory, of this war. In a review, leave what side the teams should be on and various ways they should fight each other. And wait for the next chapter – THE GREAT INTERN WAR!