A/N: Hmm, I feel like I should start naming these chapters… Nah, not my thing; BUT, I don't own nor have I created any characters or key concepts in south park. Matt and Trey own those rights… I only own little, innocent, uke Nick! I apologize but he's so fucking cute…
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When Nick talked to the boys, they slowly noticed the differences between him and Kenny; the parka adorned blonde had absolutely no restrictions when it came to his swearing, cursing, or obscene stories but Nick was constantly apologizing for anything he thought might have offended them. He was also meek, a little less self-confident than his counterpart cousin; they didn't particularly like him cause he reminded them of Pip without the annoying French or Britsh or whatever accent.
Basically, they didn't like him cause they thought he was a pussy but, they didn't hate him because he was related to Kenny. Even as they sat on the bus, Stan and Kyle talking about some basketball game, Cartman was already mulling over the poor insults he could throw at the new McCormick.
"Hmmm, so, Niiiiiick," the fat one started, turning toward the two blonde boys sitting behind him. "Kenny told me that you're so poor, whenever someone asks where the bathroom is, your mom tells them to pick a corner, annnyyy corner!" Stan and Kyle actually chuckled a little while Cartman barked with laughter, Nick looking down at his feet in slight shame.
"Fuck you," Kenny stated, as if Cartman had insulted him… which he did, technically. But, he realized how incapable Nick was of defending himself. Guess that's what I did, Kenny figured, Man, this is so fucking confusing. Because, whenever Kenny noticed something about Nick, he always had that little thought in the back of his mind that he was like that deep down, somewhere in his personality. It was just weird seeing it intensified in an identical human being.
"Kiiinnnnyyy," Cartman whined, his voice becoming nasally, "Your cousin is booorrrring!"
"At least he isn't a fat ass," the blonde said, smirking behind the hood as Cartman became in enraged.
"HEY! YOU will RESPECT MAH AUTHORATAH!" he said, bringing back his annoying catchphrase from the past.
"Shut up, Cartman," Stan said.
"Yeah, just leave Nick alone," Kyle enforced, glad to help with ganging up on Cartman. Said fat ass glared at all four of them, turning his chin up.
"Well, screw you guys, I'm going to the front of the bus," he stated indignantly, marching to the front.
"Yeah, have fun with the niners!" Nick called after him. "They'll think you're going to eat them!" To this, Stan and Kyle both broke out with laughter, leaving Cartman red-faced as he sat down; he was insulted by a Mormon. Kenny even found himself chuckling at that thought; perhaps Nick would survive this day without being mauled by the cruelty of high school students.
"Dude, that was good," Stan admitted, coughing into his arm.
"Yeah, anyone who insults Cartman is a friend of ours," Kyle stated. "So, dude, why are you visiting Kenny right now?" Nick's cerulean eyes widened, glancing over to Kenny for a brief moment of nervous hesitation.
"I BET THEY'RE FUCKING EACH OTHER!" Cartman yelled from the front. Kenny growled.
"I'm sure your mom would say otherwise!" he retorted before turning to Kyle and Stan. "His parents decided to dump him on us while they're on vacation."
"Wow, that sucks," Kyle said. "How long?"
"Might be a few months or a couple weeks," Nick commented. "Depends on how drunk they are."
"Whatever, at least you don't really have to learn at school," Stan said, shrugging indifferently. Nick nodded, settling for looking out the window and watching the town pass. Kenny bit his lip; Nick was just speaking the truth again. The ones he never really wanted to talk about…
"Hey, so do you guys have that game, 'Kills All Three'?" Nick asked, breaking the silence. Kenny looked on in confusion; he played that with the guys only a week ago…
"Dude! I love that game!" Stan exclaimed.
"Heh, remember when Kenny killed that zombie hooker with the helicopter blades? That was so awesome!" Kyle commented. Kenny smirked as the three started talking; sneaky son of a bitch. He was taking advantage of the fact that he already knew what the others liked and did regularly to earn the friendship he previously had when he was one with Kenny; like the blonde stated, very sneaky son of a bitch indeed.
Kenny, content with the process of introducing his innocence to the gang was making, rested his head against the back of the seat, letting his mind wander back into this little situation. He knew that he, the tainted part, was now separated from his innocent part, Nick, but he couldn't figure out just how different that made him; he felt exactly the same as before. His mind was perverted, he liked boobs, and still swore like it was an accent he'd aquired; was his innocence really so small he couldn't feel any different now that it was gone?
With that thought, he glanced at Nick, whom was smiling as he talked with his friends and 'learning' about which teachers he should avoid; he had really nice eyes… And that wasn't Kenny complimenting himself, he actually realized how pretty those cerulean orbs were; he hated how his eyes were always lidded just a bit, like he was tired all the time. But, Nick's eyes were always wide, shining from the light reflecting off the snow when he was outside… Wow, something must be wrong with me, Kenny concluded, shaking his head slightly.
The bus rolled to a stop in front of the high school building, South Park Secondary School; the last four hellish years of every south park citizen's teenage life. The kids weren't a problem if you were social but the teachers just hated you automatically; Mr. Garrison is sane compared to these teachers, in the simplest term.
"Hey, Nick, I'll take you to the office to sign in," Kenny offered as the five of them got off the bus.
"Psst, Nick, that's code for, I'm gonna screw you in the washroom," Cartman cut in snidely before trotting off smugly, overly pleased with himself with his remark.
"Bye guys," Nick said, ignoring Cartman's comment and catching up with Kenny, who walked slightly further ahead. The others waved their byes at him while he walked slightly further ahead than Kenny; the teen in the parka figured Cartman would just keep pulling gay remarks out his ass while Nick was here. But, even Kenny had to admit, Nick had a nice ass… Am I really that narcissistic? he wondered, I'm not even sure what it's called when you wanna fuck your own ass…
"Kenny, something on your mind?" Nick asked, slowing down to match Kenny's pace as they passed through the school entrance.
"Yep," he answered curtly.
"… So, are you going to tell me?" the doppelganger asked.
"Nope."
"Oh, well, alright then." The blonde in the blue jacket sounded almost hurt that Kenny was keeping something from him; and why did that make Kenny feel so bad? Really, he was just protecting him; if would confuse the hell out of Nick if he told him he liked his ass. Because, it was confusing Kenny quite a bit and he was the one thinking about it.
"Hey Kenny!" a giggly voice greeted; Kenny shook his head before looking at the person talking to him. Bebe stood in front of him, smiling and giggling, twirling one of her many wild curls around her finger; of course, Kenny never looked at the blondes face for very long, finding he chest a much more interesting place to look.
"Hi Bebe," Nick greeted, leading to the girl giving him a confused look.
"Um, do I know you?" Nick bit his tongue; he should've let Kenny respond… But, said blonde was still looking at the girls bouncing chest.
"No, I'm a cousin of Kenny's; he told me that you're at the top of your class so, sorry," he apologized sheepishly, tapping Kenny's shoulder.
"Ah, um, yeah, top of the class as always, right?" Kenny said, licking his lips as his cerulean eyes met her hazel ones, her cheeks flushing.
"Aww, I didn't think you cared about that-," Boobs, "And, anyways, I'm always under Wendy when it comes to my grades. So, what's your cousin's name?"
"Um, this is Nick," Kenny introduced, still slightly dazed. Nick smiled charmingly at the blonde.
"A pleasure to meet you," he said. Kenny had to hide his chuckle in his hood; you could practically see the wave of hormones that rolled off of Bebe. She was a sucker for the gentleman type.
"N-Nice to meet you too!" she stuttered, giggling. "Well, I have to meet Wendy so bye! See you later!" Kenny hid his smile as he watched her chest happily bounce up and down while she rushed off. If there was one thing he liked about Bebe Stevens, it was either her boobs or her legs; but, since constant winter made her bundle up, he'd settle for watching that chest bounce.
"Bebe's nice; I don't remember much about her though," Nick said. Kenny chuckled.
"That's probably for the better," he stated with a knowing smile. Yeah, the most time Kenny spent with Bebe was in the bedroom when her parents weren't home; Nick wouldn't be one to remember that.
"Well, she seems to like you," Nick stated when they started for the office again. McCormick simply shrugged, ending the topic. After a few minutes of silent walking, they made it to the office, the secretary suggesting Nick to follow Kenny's schedule for the time being. As soon as they got out of the office, Kenny groaned.
"Man, I fucking hate that secretary," he said.
"W-Why?" the other asked, shocked.
"Way too cheery; like life is a fucking rainbow." Nick bit his lip at Kenny's words before responding slowly.
"Well, some people enjoy living," he stated carefully. Before a shocked Kenny could respond, the bell rang.
"Shit, we're going to be late!" he exclaimed, grabbing Nick's hand and tugging him down the halls.
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"Oh my god, Wendy, you've got to listen to me!" Bebe cheered as she approached the black haired girl, though halting as soon as she saw her red eyes. "Aw, Wendy, what's wrong?"
"Stan broke up with me yesterday," she sighed, rubbing one of her eyes. Bebe patted her back sympathetically.
"Don't worry, he doesn't deserve you anyways," she said, slightly rushing her sympathy.
"You don't even sound like you care," Wendy accused, brown eyes glaring.
"No! I'm sorry, I do care, but this happens so much; he'll just come running back to you anyways! Plus, I need to tell you about the cutest guy I met!" Wendy sighed again but nodded; this did happen a lot so she'd let it slide.
"Alright, who's this guy?"
"Okay, you know Kenny McCormick right?" Wendy rolled her eyes.
"Who doesn't? The perv always hits on girls and will do anything for money; but, whatever. What about him?"
"Okay, well, his cousin is here and he looks a lot like Kenny but he doesn't look or act like Kenny…" Wendy looked at her friend with confusion, making her continue. "Er, how do I explain this..? Well, he isn't like Kenny at all; he's cute. Kenny's more… sexy? Yeah, that's it! And he's so nice! He didn't even try to hit on me, when Kenny was just looking at my chest the entire time."
"Um, alright," Wendy stated awkwardly, shifting from one foot to the other. "And the point is..?"
"Try to imagine Kenny with princely manners! That's Nick! His cousin!" Bebe exclaimed, swooning. Wendy rolled her eyes; her blonde friend could be quite dramatic sometimes.
"Hey, Bebe!" Cartman called, sauntering over to the snow covered fence the girls were talking by.
"Ugh, go away Cartman; you make Kenny look like a fucking saint," Wendy commented, scrunching her nose as if she smelt something bad. Which, around Cartman, could be true.
"That's a good word too!" Bebe exclaimed, giggling. "Nick the saintly Kenny!" Cartman glared at the mention of the new McCormick.
"So, you met Nick, I hear?" he asked, voice suspiciously honey-coated. While Wendy noticed, Bebe was just too giggly to.
"Yes, and he's soooo sweet!" she cooed. "I didn't think anyone as good looking as him could be so nice!" The bell rang and the girls walked into the school, leaving Cartman steaming in the cold snow.
This cousin of Kenny's was beginning to irritate him; first, he insults him in front of the guys, then, he basically replaces him in the group. Now, he was taking away the game! Cartman decided this Nick character was going to be trouble; he was already showing signs of being a villain!
He was slowly taking over Cartman's life! And he hasn't even done anything to the blonde… YET! But, karma's a bitch, and Cartman was the pimp; Nick was going to pay for coming into his territory.
Oh, how he would pay dearly…
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Dude, I have a problem with making conflicts. BUT, Cartman overreacts quite a bit, so coinciding conflicts will make this more interesting. And, with the plan so far, we may have some YAOI for the next chapter; you know, other than Kenny appreciating his own ass. ^^
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