Episode 13

"Last time, on Total Drama Island! The interns defected, and a huge war was started between them and my side. Izzy tried to tell Michael her real feelings, but he was too busy. Bridgette, meanwhile, began feeling for Geoff! After a stink bomb assault and a psycho killer assault, the two sides of the war conveyed in the pavilion. During this fight, Michael and Bridgette broke up and Bridgette and Geoff hooked up! The fighting drew to an end through Noah and my new babysitter, James, and it was decided that head intern Holly and I would have to compromise! In the end, it was Tyler who was voted out from Total Drama Island. But I can promise that today will feature more drama than EVER BEFORE! Tune in to this exciting episode of Total Drama Island!" Chris said in the recap.

Confessional

Michael sighed. "Let's see, what happened in the war… Noah disappeared… Heather and I made peace… Holly became my friend… Bridgette and I broke up… and a new dude is here." He shrugs. "All in all, a good day."

"Let's see who's left. Geoff is too laidback, Noah is too lazy, Izzy is too crazy, Gwen doesn't try enough, Bridgette is too relaxed, Harold is a nerd, Cody is a geek, and Katie is just too girly. The only real threats left are Duncan, Michael, and Heather. But they won't stay in my way for long!" Courtney declared.

"Shout out to all the ladies back home! Codmiester is going to win it all!" Cody exclaimed.

"EEK! Oh my god, I never thought I'd last this long! Noah and I are, like, going to be the Total Drama POWER COUPLE!" Katie squealed.

End

Chris' Tent

James sighed. "Chris, are you ready to start the negotiations?"

Chris pouted. "NO!"

Holly smirked. "Well, Chris, unless you want to be fired… or sued…"

The mention of a lawsuit made Chris tense. "Uh, yeah, negotiations!"

James smiled. "This could take a long time, Chris. What are the other kids going to do?"

Chris smiled. "Oh, I've got something fun in store!"

Mess Hall

Duncan and Geoff walk in. "Man, that sure was epic last night!" Duncan said.

Geoff nodded. "Yeah, dude! And me and Bridge finally hooked up!"

Duncan rolled his eyes. "Yeah, so great."

"YES, MAGGOTS! IT IS GREAT!"

Heather, Katie, Duncan, Geoff, Harold, Gwen, Courtney, and Cody all turned to see Chef walking towards them with his hat, a green sleeveless tee, and camo pants. "Um, sergeant Chef, what the hell is going on here?" Duncan asked.

Chef pushed him to the floor and said, "CHRIS will be BUSY with NEGOTIATIONS TODAY, so he left ME in charge of the CHALLENGE!"

Everyone groaned.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY, MAGGOTS?" Chef asked.

Everyone cheered.

Bridgette walked in. Seeing the scene before her, she walked out.

Screaming Gophers Male Cabins

Michael yawned on the top bunk. "Yo, Noah, time to get up."

Noah groaned on the bottom bunk. "Dude, it's freaking early!"

Michael looked around the cabin and said, "Well, Cody's already gone."

"He's probably peeping through the girls' window again," Noah replied, rolling his eyes.

Michael laughed, but his thoughts turned serious. "Noah, Bridgette and I broke up."

Noah nodded. "I saw her kissing Geoff."

"You don't sound like you care very much."

"I wasn't a big supporter of you two."

"Do you think Izzy likes me?"

"Wait right here, dude."

Noah got up and left a puzzled Michael alone in the cabin. A few seconds later he came in, dragging a half-asleep Izzy with him.

Michael jumped down from his bunk. "What's happening?"

Noah sighed. "My two best friends have an obvious romantic interest in each other. It pisses me off that you guys aren't together. So just freaking get together!"

Since neither of them said anything, Noah said, "Fine, I'll start. Izzy, tell him why you broke up with him."

Izzy blushed. "Well, I… I saw what you did to Courtney, and I saw how you were with Gwen and Bridgette. You were just using them. I wanted to know that I was different… I wanted to be the special one, the one that you really cared about. Not just some pawn to get to the finals."

Michael walked over to her. "Izzy, I never would've done that to you. Ever since I first laid eyes on you, I know that you were the one for me. I would never hurt you, never. You always were special. You were nothing like any of the other girls."

The two looked into each other's eyes. Noah groaned impatiently. "Just kiss each other already!"

The two laughed and did just that. "Well," Michael began after pulling away from the kiss, "Let's go get some breakfast!" He put one arm around Izzy and one arm around Noah, and the three best friends walked out together.

Confessional

"YES! Izzy has her MAN back! WHOO!" Izzy cheered.

Noah sighed "Great. Now I'm a freaking matchmaker."

End

Chris' Tent

James face palmed. "CHRIS! You are being INCREDIBLY unreasonable!'

Chris grinned. "It's MY show!"

"Yes, but, once more, we could have you fired from this job! And the interns could sue you!"

Holly nodded. "Yeah! Courtney gave me the number for her lawyers!"

Chris laughed. "You interns don't stand a chance in a court against me!"

James sighed. "Come on! I was hired here to help you manage the interns!"

Chris glared at him. "I didn't hire you! And why do you seem so familiar?"

James slapped his face. "There's one reason. But the other reason is that WE WORK FOR THE SAME SHOW!"

Holly nodded. "Come on. Chris! I really need to catch up on my sleep!"

Chris rolled his eyes. "What are the intern's terms, again?"

Holly had a look of fire in her eyes. "My name is HOLLY!"

James calmed her by patting her arm. "They want minimum wage, sanitary living environments, healthy food, a clean bathroom, and no more deadly stunts."

Chris was aghast. "WHAT! Spend money for their living conditions? And if THEY don't test the stunts, WHO will?"

Holly grinned evilly. "Who needs them tested?"

Chris grinned. "These negotiations are going much smoother now!"

James was now wondering what kind of people he was working for.

Mess Hall

Now that everyone was gathered in the mess hall, Chef began handing out breakfast. Picking up what looked like dog food mixed with dog poop, Cody asked, "Um, Chef… What is this?"

Chef Hatchet got all up in his face. "THIS is YO BREAKFAST!"

Cody gulped. "All right…"

"THAT IS ALL RIGHT, SIR!"

"Y-y-yes, sir!"

Confessional

"Cody needs to grow a spine! I know he's my boyfriend and all, but still!" Gwen exclaimed.

End

Duncan snickered. "Chef just went up like twenty percent in the crazy department."

"WHAT did YOU say, MAGGOT?" Chef exclaimed.

"That Chef is the best in the whole wide world!" Duncan exclaimed.

"That's right, maggot! To torture you all before the actual challenge, and because Chris said we need a 'musical' aspect, y'all will be singing a dang song!"

Gwen was flabbergasted. "WHY!"

Chef shrugged. "Hey, it's going on a World Tour, or anything! Just sing a song!"

"What kind of song?" asked Geoff.

"I DO NOT CARE!"

Sing a Song of Drama:

Michael: Well, we've come halfway through this game!

Gwen: And some of us have had great pain!

Heather: My teammates suck!

Courtney: Well you can go –

Bridgette: This is rated PG!

Cody: Wow-ee!

Harold (rapping): Halfway through, feeling blue, friends have gone, won't be here for long, we want to win, but that's a sin, no win comes free, ain't that right Mikey?

Michael (rapping): Listen up Harold, my strategy has been tailored, I am in it to win it, you can't stop me twit, your rap was lame, and I put you to shame!

Izzy: We sing for drama to boost the ratings!

Noah: Cody thinks he has all the ladies.

Geoff: Only action Cody got was Noah, you know!

Katie: I'm his girlfriend, that shot was low!

Duncan: Duncans do not sing!

Courtney: You will, and your tunes should ring!

Michael, Gwen, Heather, Cody, Noah, and Izzy: Screaming Gophers, all the way!

Courtney, Bridgette, Harold, Geoff, and Katie: Killer Bass will make you pay!

Courtney: Sing, Duncan!

Duncan: This sucks!

All: Yeah!

End

Chef claps. "That song officially sucked! Now, MAGGOTS, report to the beach in FIFTEEN MINUTES!"

As he leaves, Michael says, "I thought it was a pretty good song!"

Cody nods. "We should so do a World Tour!"

Beach

As the 'maggots' begin to arrive, Chef Hatchet points to two canoes in the sand, a green one and a red one. "LISTEN UP, MAGGOTS! Gophers hold up the GREEN canoe, while Bass hold up the RED canoe! The FIRST TIME to have a little PRISSY and LET GO and ring the LOSER BELL will LOSE this part OF THE CHALLENGE!"

Walking over to his canoe, Duncan spots Macie. He whispers something in her ear, and she grins. Courtney goes to Duncan and asks, "What was that all about?"

Duncan grins at her. "You'll find out later, princess." She smiled back, actually fond of his little pet name for her.

After ten minutes, most of the contestants start to tire. "Come on! This is freaking impossible!" Noah said, his scrawny arms fit to burst.

Cody agreed. "Yeah, this is just horrible!"

Heather rolled her eyes. "Come on, nerds! We can't let them win this challenge!"

Izzy nodded in agreement. "Yeah Izzy wants to win!"

Over by the Killer Bass, Macie was walking over. "Hey, guys, what's up?"

Harold shrugged. "Nothing, really. This is just really hard."

Macie nodded in agreement. While attaching a fishing hook to his underwear, she said, "Yes, that must be really hard, really difficult." She winked at Duncan before walking away.

"Hey, Harold, be sure to not let go, okay?" Duncan said as Geoff and Courtney snickered.

Harold was confused. "Why?"

Than Macie reeled the fishing line in, and Harold's underwear snapped.

"GOSH!" Harold exclaimed, his hands flying to his sore backside.

"DID YOU JUST LET GO?" Chef Hatchet called.

Harold quickly put his hands back up and said, "NO, CHEF SIR, NO!"

While Duncan and Geoff laughed and Courtney grinned, Harold silently vowed that he would get revenge on Duncan, no matter what.

Chris' Tent

Jack and Melanie walk in and see a distressed James hiding under the table while Holly and Chris argue. Jack walks in and goes under the table, saying, "Dude, what the hell you got yourself into?"

James shrugged. "I don't know, man! I thought that this job would be easy!"

Jack laughed. "What did you expect, Chris is freaking insane!"

James let out a yelp. "Yes, he freaking is!"

Melanie smiled, walking in. "Yeah, Caruso is pretty insane!"

Jack face palmed. "His name is CHRIS, Melanie!"

Melanie shook her head. "I'm pretty sure that it's Caruso!"

James began wondering if everyone on this island was freaking insane.

Beach

The contestants had been holding up the canoes for hours now, and they were growing very tired of it. Gwen eventually gave in. "I give! I am tired, and I want to go get some sleep!"

"NO!" called Michael, Cody, and Heather, but it was too late. Gwen rang the bell, and her team groaned while the Killer Bass cheered.

"MAGGOTS!" Chef called. "RETURN TO THE MESS HALL IMMEDIATELY!"

Katie was confused. "But… isn't the challenge over now?"

Chef Hatchet grinned. "Oh, that was only part one! Y'all still have a huge OBSTACLE COURSE TO GO THROUGH!"

Obstacle Course

"NOW RUN, MAGGOTS!" Chef called, blowing into a loud whistle.

While they were running, Michael caught up with Gwen. "Listen, I don't need to hear you tell me that I gave up for nothing," she said.

Michael shook his head. "No, I understand why you did it. But if we lose, I'm pretty sure that Heather will try to vote you out."

"Aren't you friends with Heather?"

"Yeah, what's your point?"

"Why are you telling me this?"

"Because if we do lose, you, Noah, Izzy, Cody, and me could vote her out instead."

Gwen was confused. "But she's your friend."

"Yeah, and so are you."

"Thanks, dude. But could we vote off someone else instead?"

"No problem, I still owe you from the whole Trent thing. And who'd you have in mind?"

"Cody."

Elsewhere, Duncan was running with Courtney. "Hey, princess, pick up the pace!" he called.

Courtney laughed. "You're one to talk, delinquent!"

"So you don't totally hate me anymore?"

"Only as much as I normally do."

"So what are my chances of getting a kiss?"

"Slim."

"As slim as mister scrawny Cody or as slim as Chef?"

As Courtney laughed, Chef showed up. "WHAT DID YOU SAY, MAGGOT?"

"That you're fat!" Duncan called. He then kissed Chef.

Chef exploded. "LISTEN UP, DELINQUENT! I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU! YOU HAVE BEEN A PAIN IN MY SIDE FOR THIS WHOLE DAMN CONTEST! I AM TIRED OF YOU!"

Duncan snickered. "What are you going to do, make me do push-ups?"

Courtney tugged on his arm. "Don't push it, Duncan!"

But it was too late for that. "NO, MAGGOT! S0LITARY CONFINEMENT!"

And everyone watched as Duncan, grinning, was dragged away by Chef Hatchet.

"So, Chef, where you gonna lock me up? The cabins?"

Chef refused to speak to him, instead throwing him in the bait house. "Enjoy yourself, MAGGOT!" Chef cried as he left.

Duncan was left sitting there, alone.

And there goes part one of this chapter! I was just wondering, should I or shouldn't I pair Duncan with Courtney? Just wondering your opinion, last part will be tomorrow!