Episode 13, Part 2

Mess Hall

"Thanks for dinner, Chef, sir," Noah sarcastically said.

Chef Hatchet raced up to him. "Ex-CUSE, me, SOLDIER? Was that SARCASM that I detected?"

Katie stepped forward. "No, it wasn't Chef, sir!" Chef shrugged and walked away.

As Katie kissed Noah and left to get some more food, Gwen walked over to him, laughing. "Dude, that's so weak!"

Noah was confused. "What do you mean?"

"Your girlfriend is fighting your battles for you!

"Well, at least my mate acts like she should."

Now Gwen was confused. "What do you mean?"

"Are you sure that Cody isn't your girlfriend?"

Gwen laughed while Cody exclaimed, "Hey!"

Confessional

"Why does everyone always make jokes about me? And why does Gwen find them so funny?" Cody asked.

"It's not that Cody's bad as a boyfriend, it's just that I was seeing where the relationship would go, and I don't really think that Cody and I would go that far," Gwen said.

End

Courtney stood up and put in apple in her pocket. "Where ya going?" Bridgette asked.

"I'm going to bring Duncan some food," Courtney explained.

Geoff smiled. "But I thought you hated him."

Courtney was blushing. "It… It's just for the good of the team, okay?"

Bridgette grinned. "Yeah, sure it is."

"Why don't you two just go back to making out?" Courtney asked, walking out.

Geoff and Bridgette shrugged and did just that.

Bait House

"Hello? Are you in here, Duncan?" Courtney called out.

Duncan was surprised to see her. "Yeah, Courtney, I'm over here."

She walked over to him. "Here, I uh… got you an apple."

Duncan smiled. "Hey, so princess does care about me!"

Courtney blushed. "Don't flatter yourself! I just couldn't let you starve. You're part of our team."

Duncan looked at the apple. "No offense, princess, but what the hell kind of crap apple is this?"

Courtney shrugged. "It's what Chef was serving."

Duncan smiled crookedly. "I have an idea to get some better food."

"What is it?"

"Chris' tent."

Courtney gasped. "But… that is breaking so many rules! We could get in so much trouble for that!"

Duncan snorted. "Come on, you need to break a few rules! Besides, we can't just let everybody starve, can we?"

Courtney seemed to consider this for a few seconds. "Well, we can't just let everyone die…"

Duncan grinned. "Well, then saddle up!"

Mess Hall

As everyone is filing out, Michael hangs back. He kisses Izzy and says, "I'll be right out."

She nods and leaves, leaving Michael. Alone. With Chef. Oh, joy!

"Hey, Chef!" Michael called.

Chef turned. "I THOUGHT that you were DISMISSED, MAGGOT!"

Michael shrugged. "I've never been much of a rule follower."

"Well, why the HELL are YOU still HERE?"

"Because you're being too hard on Duncan!"

Chef stared at Michael with such an anger that would've made Cody wet his pants. The angry stare that Chef Hatchet gave Duncan when Duncan pissed Chef off. A look that installed pure adrenaline in you… or destroyed you.

Unfortunately for everyone, like Duncan, it gave Michael adrenaline. "Seriously, lay off of him, you freaking muscular idiot who couldn't make cereal, let alone cook for campers!"

"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY, MAGGOT!"

"You heard me!"

Chef then ran over very fast, lifted Michael up, and threw him out the window. "YOU HEAR THAT, MAGGOT!"

Michael was crying. Not because it hurt being thrown out of a glass window and landing on the hard ground, but because his… um… 'fruits' had gotten caught on a particularly hard piece of rock. "What the hell did that accomplish?" Noah asked, running over to his friend.

Michael grinned while crying. "Well… yeah, I'm not really sure where that was going…"

Noah face palmed at the stupidity of his friend, getting thrown out of a window for no reason. And then Noah slapped Michael. "Idiot…" he muttered.

Chris' Tent

Even from outside, Courtney and Duncan could hear Holly and Chris arguing and James whimpering. Duncan shot a grin at Courtney. "So princess, you ready to steal us some food?"

Courtney smiled. "I was born ready!"

As they snuck in and started looting food from the refrigerator, Holly was still fuming. "Come on, Chris! Let's just get this freaking settlement over with!"

Chris rolled his eyes. "Only once you become reasonable!"

Confessional

"These people are insane! I am supposed to be managing Chris' management of the interns, but I can't control Chris – or the interns!" James cried.

End

James slammed his palms onto the table. "LISTEN!"

Holly and Chris looked at him, surprised. "Excuse me?" Holly asked.

"We are going to settle this NOW!" James screeched. "Chris, you will provide them with a healthy living environment and suitable food, and you will no longer force them to test out the dangerous challenges! Plus, you will pay them minimum wage! And Holly, your interns will no longer openly resist and or fight against Chris! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?"

Holly looked mildly impressed at James' outburst. "Yeah, I understand. You good, McLean?"

Chris shrugged begrudgingly. "Fine."

James cracked a grin. "Thank god! Now let us get some food and go to bed!"

Chris got up and shrugged. And as soon as he opened up the refrigerator, he screamed. All of the food was gone.

Cabins

"WOOHOO!" Geoff yelled. "FOOD! PARTY! YEAH!"

Everyone else cheered and celebrated with the great food that Duncan and Courtney had liberated from them.

Duncan was laughing at Michael. "Yo, M, did you really just piss Chef off for no reason?"

Michael grinned. "Yeah, D. Someone had to do it in your absence!"

Noticing Courtney walk out, Gwen taps Duncan on the shoulder. "Hey delinquent, your girl just walked out."

After flashing a grin at the others, Duncan follows Courtney out. "Hey, princess."

Courtney turns to him. "Oh, hi, Duncan."

"So, I was wondering if maybe you'd want too…"

Courtney interrupts him by kissing him. "Yeah, Duncan, I think I want too."

As Courtney goes back inside, Geoff and Michael come out, cheering and clapping Duncan on the back. But inside, someone is watching this scene.

"Idiot," muttered Harold. "I wonder how you'll feel if someone messes with your love life."