Episode 13, Part 3Confessional

"Well, it's time to start off this day – and the end of Chef's challenge – right! Now, - ARGH!" Michael cried, being yanked out of the confessional by Chef.

EndForest

Chef tossed Michael in front of a tree, where most of the other contestants were. "Get climbing, maggot!" he yelled.

Rolling his eyes, he began climbing. Above him, Gwen, Heather, Duncan, Courtney, and Geoff were already on the way up. "What's going on here?" Michael called up.

"Like we actually know?" Heather called down.

Confessional

"I swear! He's friends with weird Goth girl and is going out with little miss crazy. And HE is my friend?" Heather said.

End

When the six teens reached the top, Chef called out to them with a megaphone, "Now maggots! You WILL be hanging UPSIDE DOWN on them TREE BRANCHES! The LAST PERSON to REMAIN in that POSITION will WIN THE CHALLENGE! Do you UNDERSTAND!"

Almost immediately, Courtney, still jittery from her sugar the previous night, fell down. Laughing, she called, "Yeah! Duncan! Win!"

Chef shook his head. "Another good one, wasted."

Since Heather wanted no association with Gwen, and Gwen felt the same, Heather went off to one side of the branch, leaving Gwen and Michael on the other.

"Hey, dude," Gwen began.

"Yeah?" Michael replied.

"You know how you said that I should give Cody a chance?"

"Yes, I vaguely recalling giving that advice to a deathly white friend. Something wrong?"

"It's just that… well… I don't think that things are going to go anywhere."

"Ouch. Does the little guy know about this yet?"

"I've been trying to drop little hints, but it's not sinking in."

"What makes you think that?"

Confessional

"Yeah, Gwen and I are so happy together. We're like the perfect couple! Nothing is ever going to separate us!" Cody said.

End

On the Killer Bass branch, Duncan and Geoff were having the same conversation, only in opposite.

"DUDE!" Geoff called, the blood rushing to his head. "Me and Bridge are so good together!"

Duncan rolled his eyes. "Whatever, party boy. What's really important is that me and Courtney are finally together! It's great!"

"YEAH! PARTY! SUCH A RUSH!"

"Dude, what kind of drugs are you on?"

Back on the ground, James came walking to the tree. "Hey, Chef!"

Chef nodded. "Why hello there, new co-worker."

James looked around. "Yeah, that's me. I see the contestants, but why are they here?"

Chef pointed at the tree. "Challenge."

James moved his eyes up the tree until he saw the campers hanging upside down from it. "WHAT! ARE YOU INSANE?"

Chef shrugged. "Maybe."

"WHAT? THESE CONTESTANTS COULD DIE!"

"Hey, it's safe!"

Heather falls down screaming and lands on the ground, twitching.

Confessional

"What is wrong with these people? Are they ALL insane? It can't just be me thinking this, right? Right?" James exclaimed.

End

Michael was straining. "Gwen, I can't do this for much longer. Like, seriously."

"Dude, don't be such a wimp! Do not fall on me!" Gwen replied.

Michael grinned. "Oops. Too late."

As he let go and started falling to the ground, Gwen called after him, "How could LeShawna leave me with YOU!"

James turned to Chef. "They could die falling down from up there!"

Chef rolled his eyes. "What makes you think that?"

Michael fell down on top of Heather. "I'm okay!" he announced.

"Yes! He's okay!" Izzy called, running over to him.

Noah snickered. "Nice landing," he commented, pointing to Heather, twitching from the pain.

Confessional

"Oh, that Noah! Sarcastic little bastard! When the time comes, I will get my revenge on him!" Heather announced.

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Duncan was laughing on his branch. "Wow, M, couldn't hold on? So pathetic – ARGH!" he was interrupted when Michael threw a rock at him, causing Duncan to collapse to the ground.

"Wow, D, couldn't hold on? So pathetic!" Michael noted.

Confessional

"That was harsh, cruel, and life-threatening. I respect that." Duncan said.

Harold snickered. "Duncan got hurt!"

"Oh, if he could do something mean like that to Duncan, the king of evil, who KNOWS how he'll terrorize poor little Noah? He's so fragile!" Katie squealed.

Noah sighed. "She was talking about how fragile I am again, right?"

End

Chef nodded respectfully to Michael. "You knocked the delinquent kid to the ground with a rock. That was respectful."

Michael shrugged. "Eh. Nothing special."

James was exasperated. "WHAT THE HELL! You… you TOLERATE letting them ATTACK EACH OTHER like that?"

Bridgette sighed. "Sadly, Chris actually encourages this kind of behavior."

Confessional

"After seeing the kind of crap this guy pulls on the interns, how am I surprised, at all, by what he does to the actual contestants?" James asked. He pulled out his cell phone. "Excuse me, I have a call to make to the studio."

End

"Go Geoff! You can do this!" Bridgette cried to her boyfriend.

"Yeah, Gwen, you can so win this!" Cody called up to his girlfriend.

Confessional

"God, Cody is like obsessed with me! How will I ever end it with him when he's obsessed with me?" Gwen said.

End

"WHOOHOO! The cops must've come, because the lights are going OUT!" Geoff called, falling off the branch.

Heather finally managed to stand up. "Did… did we just win?"

Noah shook his head. "No, you're dreaming. That's why Gwen hasn't fallen on you yet."

Noticing that Geoff had fallen, Gwen lets herself fall as well. She lands on top of Heather.

Noah snickered. "Oops, you woke up."

As Michael and Cody helped Gwen up, Chef walked over and saluted her. "Private, it has been an HONOR serving ALONGSIDE YOU!"

Gwen saluted him back. "You, too, sir Chef, sir!" Confessional

"Chef was in the army?" Michael asked.

"Chef was in the army?" Duncan laughed.

"Chef was in the army?" Heather scoffed.

"Chef was in the army?" Bridgette wondered.

"YES, I WAS in the ARMY!" Chef answered.End

Chris walks over and surveys the sight. Heather is twitching on the floor, Izzy is climbing up a tree, Michael is ready to catch Izzy, Noah is laughing at Heather, Geoff and Bridgette are making out, Courtney is giggling to a tree, Katie is glaring at Michael, Harold is picking his nose, Duncan is pulling Harold's pants down, Cody is talking to Gwen, and Gwen is rolling her eyes.

"So, it seems like everyone is either insane, in pain, or pissed off," Chris announced. Chris high fives Chef and says, "Great job!"

James is still incredulous. "WHAT! Being insane, in pain, or pissed off is NOT A GOOD JOB!"

Chris laughed. "Of course it is! This is freaking reality television!"

James twitched his eye. "This is exactly why I had to make that call!"

Chris was suspicious. "What call? Is it about the taxes? The food? My MOTHER?"

James shrugged. "You'll see."

Medical Tent

Heather was still twitching.

Holly was laughing. "Jack, the funniest part is when she opens her eyes and has that face spasm."

Jack chuckled. "No, the funniest part is when she like slaps her arm out and then screams in pain."

Melanie had a spacey look. "What's wrong with Herald?"

Macie snorted. "New Lindsay, this is Heather. Like, B-I-T-C-H. But without the B, C, and I, the T is in a different place, and there are two E's, an A, another H, and an R."

Holly rolled her eyes. "Macie, what are you doing to that girl?"

Currently, Macie was taking snails from the forest and putting them on Heather's stomach. "Nothing."

Jack sighed. "How cruel and insensitive are we, laughing at, tormenting, and humiliating this girl on national television?"

Melanie was still spacey. "What's a humiliate?"

Holly laughed. "New Lindsay, it means that we're dishing out Chris' karma on Herald."

Mess Hall

Chris walked in. "Well, Killer Bass, it looks like you guys are hitting the old bonfire ceremony tonight."

Courtney giggled. "HA! He said bonfire!"

Duncan snorted. "Yes, he did."

Confessional

"GOSH! How can anybody put up with that… that DUNCAN?" Harold exclaimed.

End

Bridgette sighed. "Geoff, this is bad! We need to vote someone off!"

Geoff shrugged. "I guess."

"Whom are you voting for?"

Duncan butted in. "Hey, guys, how about the three of us vote for Harold?"

"Really?" Bridgette asked. "But he's not that bad!"

Harold is seen picking his nose.

Bridgette shudders. "Okay, I'm game for that."

Bonfire Ceremony – Campfire Pit – Later That Night

Chris looked at all of the contestants while Holly held a tray of marshmallows and Melanie handed him an envelope. "Killer Bass! There are six of you here. There are only five marshmallows. Obviously, one of you will not be continuing on in this game. But there is also a not so obvious factor here!"

Courtney, back to her regular self, rolled her eyes. "Duh, the not so obvious factor is who we voted off!"

Chris grinned. "If you say so! Now, whom DID you vote off? If I call your name, you are safe from elimination! Katie!"

Confessional

"I vote for Duncan," Katie said.

End

"Geoff… Brid-gette!"

Confessional

"Dude, Duncan says vote for Harold, so I voted for Harold," Geoff voted.

"Harold. He's… nice… but he's also a little bit creepy," Bridgette voted.

End

"Duncan!"

Confessional

"Harold, duh!" Duncan voted.

End

Chris stared out at a confident Courtney and a weird Harold. "Courtney! Harold! In today's challenge, one of you was miss prim and proper, while the OTHER one was a real big weirdo that sucked at everything! The last marshmallow goes to…"

Confessional

"I vote for Geoff. Too much party, too much nice," Courtney voted.

Harold pried open a box and switched out papers in there with papers in his hand. Grinning evilly he said, "Let's see what happens when someone messes with your love life!"

End

Chris held the last marshmallow out. "The last marshmallow of the night goes to… me!" Chris exclaimed, throwing the marshmallow into his mouth.

Courtney stood up, flabbergasted. "WHAT?"

Chris shrugged. "Well, that's what happens!"

Duncan was confused. "Wait, I know for a fact that three of us voted for Harold, and Courtney didn't vote for herself! So what's up?"

Chris snickered. "Well, Harold over here changed the votes so Courtney would be eliminated, and them's the votes that got delivered. So Courtney is out-so. But since Harold cheated, he is also done for. Double eliminations are a bitch, aren't they?"

"NO!" Courtney cried as Chris and Jack grabbed her by an arm each and dragged her down to the Boat of Losers, where Harold was already sitting happily.

As the boat chugged off into the distance, Duncan ran forward and yelled, "Courtney! I made this for you!"

He tossed it, and Courtney caught… a cared wooden skull. "Duncan, it's so creepy… But I love it! Duncan, I'll never forget you!" And as Camp Wawanakwa disappeared into the distance, Courtney turned viciously towards Harold. "Meanwhile, Harold, it is going to be LONG boat ride."

Harold gulped. "Bring it on! I learned ka-ra-te at Master Steve's Karate Camp!"

Chris laughed back at camp. "Well, that sure was a dramatic and hectic day for our campers! Who knows what other surprises are around the bend for them? Who did James make that mysterious phone call to? Will the teams ever merge? Is another intern arriving on the island? Is Duncan going to suffer a random, horrible death in the next episode? Tune in next time to find out on Total! Drama! Island!"