Episode 14
"Last time, on Total Drama Island! Since the scaredy-cat James was making me and miss sunshine work out an agreement on my treatment of the workers, Chef Hatchet was forced to take over! Duncan and Michael, my two least favorite contestants, managed to severely piss off Chef. Meanwhile, Gwen came to Michael with doubts about her relationship with Cody, and Courtney finally opened up about her feelings for Duncan and the two hooked up! James placed a mysterious phone call during the challenge, and who knows what that means! With some help from little miss tricky Macie, Duncan and Geoff pulled multiple horrible pranks on the little wimp Harold, which led to him retaliating with rigging the votes against miss CIT. But instead of risking a possible lawsuit with the CIT Courtney, we instead took out both the one with the most votes – Courtney – and the cheater – Harold – in a stunning double elimination! That left us with only ten contestants left: Screaming Gophers Heather, Izzy, Gwen, Noah, Michael, and Cody, and Killer Bass Geoff, Duncan, Bridgette, and Katie. Who can tell what will happen next in this super-thrilling installment of Total Drama Island?" Chris said in the recap.

"How was that?" he asked, turning to the intern camerawoman.

"Uh, great," Macie said, "Except for the part where I forgot to press record."

While Chris groaned, Melanie said, "Silly Mace! I thought that the red light meant record!"

Jack quickly ran over and clamped Melanie's mouth shut while Chris called, "WHAT did the ditz say?"

Holly shook her head. "Never mind her, Chris. You can never tell with people like that. Just go again."

Chris rolled his eyes. "Fine!"

Holly handed Macie a five-dollar bill. "Thanks, Bee."

Macie grinned. "No problem. I would've done it by myself, anyway."

Mess Hall

Geoff and Michael were sitting on either side of Duncan. "It's okay, D," Michael said.

Geoff nodded. "Yeah, dude. It's okay if you want to cry, or talk or something."

"What?" Duncan asked. "No, I'm fine! The girl I really like finally hooks up with me and then some nerd gets her voted off. Big whoop. I don't care."

Confessional

"He so cares!" exclaimed Geoff.

End

Chris walked in then, flanked by Jack and Melanie. "Attention, prisoners!" he called out.

Jack whispered something in his ear and Chris added, "I mean contestants, because you're not prisoners!"

Heather rolled her eyes. "What, exactly, do you want, McLean?"

Chris grinned at her. "Nothing. Just announcing that I am OFFICIALLY disbanding the teams, permanently."

"WHAT!" Heather called out.

"Yep. You all have just been merged!"

"After all that we've been through together, you're just going to do this to us?" Bridgette asked.

Chris nodded. "Exactly! Now it's one for all, and all for one!"

Confessional

"Wow. No more teams? I don't care. As long as I've still got Noah and Izzy with me, I'm good," Michael said.

"YES! Now I can FINALLY be with Noah 24/7!" Katie squealed.

"Merging the teams? That just gives all the ladies another does of Cody!" Cody exclaimed.

"Wow. This is so not cool. My team was actually pretty cool, except for Heather," Gwen said.

"Yeah! Now this is what a party is going to be like!" Geoff exclaimed.

"Wow. So in addition to insane people ladies man, sarcastic guy, weird Goth girl, and certifiably crazy, I've got to deal with party boy, surfer girl, and squealing chick. And in addition to sane Michael, there's Duncan. I might be able to get him into an alliance! And then I could vote off my biggest threat!" Heather said.

"I ain't joining any alliance with the likes of nobody. Me, Geoff, and Michael could have a good guys' alliance, though. But besides that, Michael's group has Noah, and he is not cool. Everyone else is such a wimp," Duncan said.

"This is cool. No more hostility between all of us. Except for, maybe, all the other kinds of drama…" Bridgette said.

Noah rolled his eyes. "Great. Just when I thought that it couldn't get any worse, we just have to get rid of the teams as well. Great."

"Izzy is so excited! No more teams means Izzy will get to show off her skills! Hehe," Izzy said.

End

"So, Captain Craps-A-Lot," Michael started, "What exactly is our merged challenge going to be?"

Chris shook his head. "That starts tomorrow, Sir Hate-You-Lots.'

Gwen didn't understand. "So then why announce it now?"

Chris grinned evilly. "Jack, the handcuffs!"

Before they could object, Gwen and Cody were handcuffed to the table.

"Hey! What gives?" Cody whined.

Without answering, Chris grinned and threw sleeping gas into the mess hall.

"Sleeping gas. Why did I expect any less?" Noah questioned.

Then all of the contestants passed out.

Cave

Michael eventually came too. "Where the hell… What the hell… Ah, just hell!"

He tried to scratch his head and discovered that he was handcuffed to someone. "What?" he said.

That somebody woke up groggily. "Huh?" they asked. Seeing Michael they called, "Ah, why him?"

It was Katie, of course. And they were handcuffed together.

Raft – Middle of Ocean – Nothing In Sight

"AHH!" Heather screamed.

"AHH!" Geoff screamed.

Heather slapped Geoff with her free hand. "What the hell did you do, party boy!"

Geoff shrugged. They were handcuffed together, and stranded. Great.

Desert

"Oh hell no!" Duncan said.

Izzy woke up. "Hi Duncan! Hey, what's up? Why do you look so annoyed? Are we in a desert? Why are we handcuffed together? Do you miss Courtney? Where are all the cactuses?"

Duncan rolled his eyes. "I don't know, psycho. Let's go ask that nice little armadillo over there."

The delinquent and the psycho were trapped to each other in the middle of a desert.

Falling to Earth

Bridgette woke up and began screaming as the wind hit her face. "AHH!"

The person she was handcuffed to sighed. "Nice to see you up, surfer."

"WE'RE FALLING!" she yelled. "WILL SOMEBODY COME FLY WITH US?"

"Come fly with us, come die with us," Noah muttered as they fell to earth.

Mess Hall

Gwen woke up in possibly the worst situation as all of them combined. "What?" she asked groggily.

Cody smiled at her. "Hey, Gwen! We're alone at last! Even if we ARE handcuffed to the table!"

"CHRIS! I WILL KILL YOU!" Gwen shouted.

Stuck to the guy obsessed with her in a mess hall. Great.

Control Booth

Chris chuckled. "This will make for great television. They're all stuck in the worst possible groups of guys to girls, Screaming Gophers to Killer Bass – except for the, haha, 'happy couple'. This episode will continue soon – be on the look out!"