A/N hello I tried to finish this fast, pleeeeeeeeeease review I really want to know if I should bother to continue or not
Mira was very tired and ready to yell at Lucy for pushing her into that date (side story read if you want, link at end)
Gajeel and Levy walked in together and Jet fainted onto Droy who started to cry and then ran out of the guild.
Natsu and Lucy were nowhere to be seen although honestly they were probably at Lucy's house and Mira couldn't think of anything realistic other than a date.
Happy showed up around noon saying Natsu hadn't come home the previous night. Mira sent Juvia to go check on Lucy, now that Juvia had Grey and Lucy was with Natsu Juvia had no reason to fear Lucy and the two girls had become good friends.
Elfman and Evergreen were fighting until Bixlow silenced them with "is that any way to talk to your wife Elfman?" and the two turned red like tomatoes.
Grey was picking a fight with Laxus very un-Grey like but he didn't have Natsu since he was with Lucy somewhere and Juvia was also with them, wait? What! Juvia with Natsu! Oh it's on!
Erza was eating blue cake in the corner "like Jellal" Mira had heard Erza whisper.
Wendy and Charle where talking to Happy, who was hanging on to every word Charle said and Cana, who was drinking on the table.
Mira looked at her list.
Erza and Jellal
Cana and Laxus
Happy and Charla
Wendy and Romeo (still maybe)
"Watcha doin' Oni-Chan?" A happy voice said from Mira's shoulder.
Mira looked down at her little sister reading the matchmaking list from over her shoulder.
"Lissana!" Mira jumped "when did you get here?"
"I went to the store before coming back to the guild" the girl gave her sister a huge smile "I bought oranges!"
Mira giggled her sister got excited over the cutest things.
"Huh so your responsible for all the kissing and hugging going on here" Lissana said slyly.
Mira laughed "yes and I can't figure out who should be next."
Lissana pursed her lips "hmmm maybe Cana and Laxus should be now or Erza and Jellal."
Mira's cheeks burned with a strange Jealousy she didn't understand "Laxus?" She thought "is that what's upsetting me?" She pushed the thought out of her mind.
"Erza looks really lonely" Mira observed, she would deal with Laxus and Cana later.
Lissana had noticed the moment of hesitation in her sister when she had mentioned Laxus. Mira's choice didn't surprise her.
"How do we get Jellal over here?" Lissana asked.
"Oh don't worry" Mira smiled proudly "what kind of matchmaker would I be if I didn't have a plan?"
"A poser?" Lissana asked.
Mira shook her head "That was a rhetorical question sweetie."
_scene change_
Jellal sat on a rock overlooking the ocean Meredy had gone to look for sea shells, sigh that girl was still so young.
"Master Jellal" a large man with lots of tattoos said from behind him.
"Yes Garl" Jellal said quietly.
"A strange man with has brought a message for you" Garl said puzzled, no one should know their location.
Jellal stood and quickly ran to the tent that the guild had been using to move around the coast.
The man was indeed strange his body shifted of and on as if he was not really there and when he moved it was as if four men were taking up the same space of land.
"Hello" Jellal said slowly approaching the man "I was told you came to see me."
The man smiled and his face shook "I have come on behalf of Mirajane Strauss" he said "she requests your presence at the Fairy Tail guild."
Jellal frowned Mirajane? Why? But at the moment his men were the problem "how did you find me?" He asked the strange man.
The man grinned, a much more disturbing movement then a small smile "there is not much I do not know" the man said.
Jellal opened his mouth to speak but the man waved his hand(s [?]) and disappeared.
Jellal shivered, why was Mirajane acquainted with someone like that? Why did she need him so badly? Was Erza involved?
"Meredy!" Jellal yelled. The girl poked her head in the open tent door.
"Yes?" Meredy smiled.
"We are taking a trip" Jellal said.
Meredy nodded she knew where.
_scene change_
Erza sat quietly eating her cake her thoughts drifting from one place to another. But one thought managed to creep its way into everything she stumbled upon, Jellal.
_p.o.f. change_
Mira arrived back at the guild from her errand just in time to see Erza finish her seventeenth cake. Full cake.
Mira was about to go ask Erza to help her with the dishes (to burn off the carbs) when she noticed the blushing Juvia being poked and prodded for information.
"Juvia?" Mira asked the red girl "what happened?"
Juvia's face did the impossible, her blush deepened.
Juvia threw her face into her hands and shook her head trying not to think of the embarrassing thought.
"Juvia" Mira said "can you tell me please?"
Juvia took a deep breath and quickly said "Lucy-san answered the door in her pajama shirt only and Natsu-san was sitting on her bed in boxers!" Juvia cried "and Juvia saw!"
Mira blushed slightly realizing exactly what had been happening that night when Natsu didn't go home but instead just smiled at her success.
Juvia was confused by Mira's smiling. But then Laxus who was sitting nearby started to laugh "Natsu and Lucy were just having some fun" he laughed "damn idiot probably got her pregnant too."
Juvia gasped.
"Now Laxus" Mira scolded though she was still smiling "you shouldn't tease her like that."
Juvia nodded "Juvia does not like to be teased."
Laxus laughed "I don't care so much about Juvia but umph" Grey had punched Laxus in the back of the head.
"Don't be a bastard to my girlfriend bastard!" Grey yelled.
Laxus stood slowly and then turned and punched Grey in the face. Grey flew across the room and knocked Erza's cake from her hand, Juvia screamed for Grey, Levy ran to Juvia but was hit by a chair thrown by Max who had been kicked by jet who had been punched by Erza, Gajeel threw Max into Droy who punched Reedus in the nose and then Reedus fell on Cana who had kicked Macao into Waccaba after Macao had been pushed into her by Grey.
Mira watched as Elfman joined the fight and then, everyone else. Mira smiled this guild was so rowdy!
"Mirajane" someone tapped her shoulder.
Mira spun around "oh it's you" she said "I thought you didn't like coming to guilds."
"I don't" the man shrugged his shoulders, his shoulders shifted into four sets as he moved.
"Why are you here?" Mira asked.
"I came to inform you that your message has been delivered and the man it was sent to is on his way" the man turned and with him his three transparent companions.
"Thank you" Mira called but the man had already disappeared.
_time skip_
Erza sat alone at her table a group of unconscious mages covered the floor.
Erza sighed, these men never learn.
"Slam" the door was wrenched open.
Erza turned standing up, she gasped, "Jellal!"
"Erza" Jellal sighed with relief "I'm so glad you're ok."
Erza frowned "why would it be otherwise?"
"Oh... well... uh..." Jellal tried to form words.
Mira winked at Jellal from the counter. Jellal's jaw dropped "Erza" he said turning to go "I will tell you that after I speak to your bartender."
Jellal started to walk away when Erza realized what was happening "Mira? Mira!" She ran to the smiling woman "*you* called him here! What are you playing at?! You're not trying to set us up are you!?"
At this point every conscience person could hear Erza's words.
Jellal cleared his thought blushing madly "I-I um" Erza went white then redder than her hair then she sighed and went to an almost normal color.
"So Jellal?" Mira asked "how was your trip?"
_elsewhere_
"Hello Happy here just came to tell you that reviews are very important to the writer, she is in fact so desperate to know what she is doing wrong or right that she is having me ask you to tell her! So please review, like, follow even message her with someone you think she should set up with someone else (ideas for Lissana will be especially wonderful) thank you and sorry for interrupting your show."
_back to the story_
Jellal sat red faced at the bar with Erza grumbling on one side and Mirajane smiling at him from across the counter.
"Your probably wondering why you are here" Mira said grinning like Happy "you see Jellal I need some help with a horrible problem."
Jellal sat straighter in his chair, "Erza I need your help also" Erza shifted in her seat "a horrible monster has been wreaking havoc on a nearby village I need you two to stop it before it's too late."
Erza and Jellal looked at each other then nodded at Mira "Where?" Erza asked simply.
"Yubari" Mira smiled "this is the creature" she handed them a drawing of a small elflike man with pink skin and purple eyes.
Erza took the paper and went to get her luggage.
Jellal made his way to the train station.
_time skip_
Jellal had helped Erza get all her luggage into the train and then they had boarded.
"What do you think this monster does that bothers the locals so much?" Erza had said.
"Maybe it messes with their crops" Jellal suggested.
Erza shook her head "I don't think so."
They arrived in Yubari shortly afterwards and didn't see anything unusual.
They stopped walking and decided to talk to the locals.
"Hello" Erza said Jellal stayed silent "we are here to help with the monster.
"Well thank god someone has finally come to help" said a man. Erza smiled.
"They don't look strong" a young boy. Erza stopped smiling.
"They look weak" a man. Jellal frowned.
"The girl is hot" a boy. Erza froze.
"Pfff! the girl?! Have you seen my cousin?" Another boy. Jellal almost punched him.
"His hair is a weird color" a girl. Erza growled.
"So is hers" another girl. Jellal growled.
"Hehe they look like they are together" the previous speaker's twin. Jellal and Erza both blushed but pushed it aside.
"Them is funny talkers" an old man. Jellal and Erza ground they're teeth.
"Ha they look like they swallowed so termites!" a man. Erza was very angry, so was Jellal.
"Did you ev..." the man was interrupted by Erza's firm stare.
"Good people" Jellal said "though your manners are disturbing we are here to help kindly show us the monster."
The man who had first spoken frowned "some nice man there 'good people' ha! I'll show him the monster come with me!" He started off down a hill.
Erza walked after the man grumbling about manners and lessons, Jellal followed.
The man led them to the edge of a forest and then promptly spit on them and ran away.
"We shouldn't help these people!" Erza yelled "they are all children!"
Jellal shook his head "Mira wouldn't of sent us if it wasn't important."
Erza shrugged Mira was planning something she just didn't know what.
The bushes rustled.
Jellal put his arm in front of Erza protectively.
Erza blushed slightly but focused on the bushes.
"Boo!" A little man popped out of the bushes. He was pink with purple eyes.
Erza equipped her sword.
The man giggled then blew dust into Jellal's face and disappeared.
"What a crazy little thing" Jellal said "was that an attack?"
He turned to Erza and froze "god she's beautiful" he said then slapped a hand over his mouth.
Erza gasped "wha-what?" She stuttered.
"She's so cute when she's embarrassed" Jellal said then again covered his mouth surprised.
Erza stared at him shocked.
"What's wrong with me! Did I lose the ability to not speak?" Jellal said angrily.
A giggle came from the tree above "my magic makes people say what they are thinking" the little man taunted them from above.
The man sprinkled dust over Erza then disappeared.
Erza shook of the dust "how strange my thoughts can be heard by Jellal?" She thought "oh I must make sure I don't think of..." Erza clamped her hand over her mouth.
Jellal frowned "what's she talking about? Look at how she blushed, a man!"
Erza laughed "he'll never know it's him!"
They both stood silent.
"She cares for me?" Jellal muttered "but I can't be with her it's too dangerous, the life I lead isn't safe for anyone."
Erza sighed "he doesn't need to protect me I'm fine!"
"No you're not! I can't let anything happen to you!"
"You think I care about myself! What about you?"
"Love doesn't bring people back from the dead Erza!
Erza froze "you love me, I thought..."
Jellal interrupted "I do love you but that's why I can't be with you I'm a criminal it's not right."
Erza smiled "one day you'll be pardoned" she said "I know it and when that day comes I will be waiting."
Jellal sighed "so stubborn" then his face lit "Erza I can't believe you will wait for a criminal lover" Erza was about to protest but Jellal continued "so you shan't" Jellal dropped to one knee and pulled a ring from a pocket inside his cloak "Erza though I don't deserve you if, no when I am pardoned will you be my wife?"
Erza's eyes filled with tears "of course!" She laughed "could I say anything else?"
Jellal put the ring on her finger and stood to hug her.
"Now let's go get that...thing!"
_time skip_
The thing was easy to find it sat looking defeated on a small stone "I failed to bring misery to even you!" it wept.
Erza and Jellal exchanged looks.
"I try to be horrible but all I do is make people happy! The villagers like calling each other names! And you two! You're getting married thanks to me! I'm a failure."
Erza patted its shoulder "maybe being bad isn't what you're supposed to do" she said "maybe you were meant to make people happy."
The little man looked up at her "I do like being nice a little, just a little though."
Erza nodded "of course" she tried not to laugh.
The little man jumped up "I'm gonna go be nice!" The little man ran to the village.
Jellal smiled at Erza and extended his hand, she took it and they walked out of the woods.
_scene change_
Mira sat in the empty guild hall cleaning bear mugs.
"They are on their way back" a voice said from behind Mira. Mira smiled "they are together" the voice said.
"Thank you" Mira said turning to see the man wave his four (-ish) hands and disappear.
Mira turned back to her work another job well done.
A/N my longest chapter so far! Yay! Sorry I'm not very good with emotional stuff and I apologize if some stuff doesn't make sense, please review as you have seen I'm really desperate. Happy told you, and you can read. Ok well thank you soooo :-) much for reading and come back when I post again. Bye! link: s/10249299/1/Mira-s-blind-date
