Final Titan
Starfire-
Tell her Robin doesn't think of her as a girl friend
Tell her Robin doesn't like her anymore
Ask her if she's an american citizen
Write her a letter explaining Robin wants to break up with her and their over, sign Robin's name at the bottom, as if he wrote it
Tell her she's a horrible cook
Tell her Robin left her for Blackfire
Tell her Robin loves Blackfire not her
Tell her Robin loves Raven not her
Tell her that we're out of mustard
Tell her that saying 'You're a whore' to other girls means 'You're an awesome friend' and see how many girls she pisses off
For the one above – bet on how long it will take her to figure out what it really means
Tell her that Blackfire is back and wants to fight her
Tell her Blackfire is better and prettier than her (Best if Robin says it)
Tell her Robin is gay and likes Slade
Shout loudly in front of Starfire "Oh look! Is that Robin kissing Raven? Holy crap, it is!"