Oreoskidz - I know, I got that line of my demon brother! Were my descriptions any helpful?

A - MEGA OUCH! Hope you are ok. Here's a chapter with Tybalt bits in especially for you :)

Magenta - Lady Capulet would go nuts. I suppose that's why Hermia got them all to do it. I bet I'd love that version of the Taming Of The Shrew. I got to read Katharina when we did it in class - I had a lot of fun with that!

So, today, I have managed to sneak in a double update before I go on holiday! Yay! Now, let's see what the four get up too in their drag queen glory.

Tybalt could hear them before he saw them.

"We're off to see the Tybalt, the horrible Tybalt of cats!"

They appeared to be singing a bizarre adaption of 'The Wizard Of Oz' Tybalt peered out of his bedroom window and saw them in a weird collection of costumes and horrendously applied make up. He recognised the outfits as belonging to his former aunt.

"What do you want?" shouted Tybalt.

"Tybalt! Look how sexy we are!" shrieked Mercutio, doing a twirl.

"Whatever" growled Tybalt, going away from the window. He took a breath, pushed them to the back of his mind, and ignored them. He was about to head out of the room when he heard a ping, and then suddenly he felt a soft silky object hit the back of his neck. He turned, to find a pink lacy bra on the floor "Classy" he muttered. He went back over to the window where the four still stood.

"Thanks a lot for the bra, just what I wanted, but I think it's a bit big for me" yelled Tybalt, throwing it back.

"It's for Rosaline!" shouted Hermia, catching it and pinging it back. Tybalt caught it for the second time, and tossed it back.

"This is too small for Rosaline!" snapped Tybalt "Go home, bastard!"

"At least my parents loved each other, yours just had a shotgun wedding in Vegas since your mum was pregnant with you!"

Tybalt scowled "At least they were married when I was born, and my mum wasn't some extramarital affair!"

"At least my dad stuck around, instead of getting banged up for murdering Benvolio and Beatrix's dad's best friend!"

"And? It was an accident! At least I'm not a contraception failure, and a failed abortion!" shouted Tybalt.

"That's a lie, you drug taking tosser!" Hermia shouted back.

"I don't take drugs!"

"Yes, you do. Why do you think the police raided your house?" asked Mercutio.

"Not this again" grumbled Tybalt "Get your facts right, it was mum's medication they caught me with!"

"Is she a crackpot Tybalt? Has she gone bonkers yet without her little Tibby to keep her company and feed all her manky cats!" taunted Mercutio.

"You stop insulting my mother!"

"Well, stop calling Hermia a bastard then! We only came here to show you our sexy outfits, and then you start calling Hermia nasty names? Poohead"

"Oh, that's really mature, well done Mercutio. Where's Camel-Face?"

"Sucking up to Eugene" said Beatrix "And by the way, you don't look a thing like Robert Pattinson!"

"Eh? Good! I don't want a face shaped like a foot!"

"HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE SACRED GOD ROBERT PATTINSON!"

Benvolio and the group recoiled in horror at Beatrix.

"What on earth is going out in here?" asked Paulina, entering Tybalt's room.

"Your family have turned up and they're flinging bras through the window at me" grumbled Tybalt.

Paulina look out the window at them in their silly outfits "What are you doing?"

"We came to show Tybalt our new clothes" said Mercutio, doing a shimmy.

"Whose are they?"

"Lady Crapulet's!" replied Beatrix, dancing around with the others.

"Much I would love to see this show, I think you ought to go home to Lord Capulet, or you'll be in trouble"

"He doesn't care, he has Romeo to keep him company! He's being all boring, and pretending to be responsible and mature. Yeah, right!" Mercutio declared.

"Ok. Goodbye Mercutio" said Paulina.

"Bye!" shouted the four. Tybalt heard them as they danced off.

"That was no fun!" Hermia complained.

"Well, we'll go and annoy some other people. We'll go and bang on Demetrius' door and show him our outfits, then we'll go and parade around the park. It'll be a laugh!"

Tybalt turned to Paulina "And people wonder why I hate them so much"