One-Shot #1: Right in the Face!

Humor

Disclaimers: I don't own anything!

Minako was sleeping soundly on the side of the lake at the park. She was waiting for Rei to meet her here. It has been a few weeks ago, which they started to officially date. Everything was going so well, it was like a dream come true. Rei can be the sweetest woman without even trying. Then, all the sudden, she felt like she was being watch.

'Maybe is Rei planning one of her tricks on me', the idol thought slightly opening one eye to see if someone was watching her and saw a little boy looking at her in confusion.

Then, Minako opened her eyes abruptly and saw the boy open his eyes wide.

"AAAAHHHHH!", the boy screamed and hit her on the face with a small backpack and stormed off into the tree line.

Minako was left in shock staring at the spot the boy was sitting a few seconds ago.

"It's everything ok?", Rei asked kneeling in front of the idol.

Minako looked at her and ask, "WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?"

Rei looked everywhere but couldn't come to understand the idol, "What are you talking about, sweetheart?"

"A boy just hit me with his backpack on my face! That's what happened!", the idol said sitting down and looking everywhere except at Rei.

"What!", the miko said between laughs.

"What's so funny!", Minako exclaimed in anger at her lover.

"You were just hit in the face?! By a little boy?! Oh great Goddess of Love?!", Rei said while rolling around the floor trying to control her giggles.

"Ok, laugh it all out Goddess of War. He had a mean hook you know", Minako said smiling.

Rei stopped rolling around the floor and sat down looking at the idol with a huge smile on her face, "You have to admit, it was funny"

"You forgot to say random as hell", Minako laugh.

Now, what an interesting way to start a date, huh.

A/N: So, I'm stuck in my other stories and this is actually based on a true story. I was waiting for a flight the other day and went to sleep on the Terminal. When I woke up this kid hit me right on the face with his backpack and I was left with a WTF expression. Gotta say, is a funny way to wake up at 5am lol.