Slow, hypnotic notes were floating through Gordon's sitting room, alerting him that his number one niece was playing the piano again. It would of made him nod off into a peaceful sleep, but two things were keeping him awake. One: He was incapable of sleep and two: Stephenie's fingers slipped, caught another key and forced her to start playing again.
"Uncle Gordon, why can't I get this song right?" She asked him, her voice filled to the brim with frustration.
"Ah, my dear Stephenie, you have a genetic disorder it is what the French call, Le Fat Fingers."
Le Fat Fingers, a recognised medical condition in France.