"Now, Miss Sparks, Miss Song, I hear you've been sending death threats."
"Aye!"
"This is a very serious matter."
"We're very serious people Mr-Oh my god! Look a squirrel!"
"I think what my easily distracted friend is trying to say is that we are very serious people. And besides, they had it coming."
"What possible reason would you have-"
"They were Fletchyrie fans, Sir."
Starring my OC Freedom Sparks and 's OC Skylar Song
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