"Valkyrie, I thought you'd like to know that your reflection is telling everyone it's going to a boarding school."
"...Is it?"
"Of course not, it's just saying that."
"How do you know?"
"Because apparently it's going to Hogwarts."
"Whoa! So my reflection is going to Hogwarts and I'm not?"
"Oh dear god..."
YES. I AM MOVING TO HOGWARTS. WITH SKYLAR SONG.
