Elizabeth went to the tattoo shop to get Lindsey and Paris tattooed on her arm.
"Ok Elizabeth is it Lindsey or Paris first", Robbie asked as his the tattoo guy.
"Lindsey fourteenth of the second two thousand and thirteen", Elizabeth answered.
Robbie done Elizabeth's Lindsey for her and then Paris.
"When's Paris's birthday", Robbie asked.
"Same day she was born ten minutes after her cousin", Elizabeth said.
So Robbie then done Paris. Elizabeth now has on her left arm her children Denise, Linda, Kingsley, Arabella, Oliver, Michael, Chloe and Freya. On the right arm she has her grandchildren Britney, Keeley-Rose, Joe, Lauren, Sophia, Abigail, Darcy, Danae, Sheldon, Daniel, Naomi, Angel, Lindsey and Paris.
All together Elizabeth has eight kids and has had fourteen grandchildren but only eleven survived as Keeley-Rose, Lauren and Angel died. Elizabeth loves the pain of tatto's but nobody knows why.
In the ED Linda rushed Sheldon in and Zoe was quick to check him over.
"I dunno what happened one minute he was laughing with Daniel and Naomi and the next just laying there", Linda worried.
Tess took Linda to the staff room.
"Who has Daniel and Naomi now", Tess asked.
"Denise", Linda replied.
Tess sat Linda down and made her a coffee. Linda only wanted Sheldon to be alright as his her son. Tess suggested Linda should sing a song Sheldon likes so Linda started singing.
"Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,
That all started with the big bang!
"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long,
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
The bipeds stood up straight,
The dinosaurs all met their fate,
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
The oceans and Pangea
See ya wouldn't wanna be ya
Set in motion by the same big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!
It's expanding ever outward but one day
It will pause and start to go the other way,
Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it won't be heard
Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!
Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
Debating how we're here, they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
Religion or astronomy (Descartes or Deuteronomy)
It all started with the big bang!
Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
It all started with the big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!", Linda sung.
Tess wondered what on earth the history of everything song had to do with Sheldon.
"Oh his gonna be a clever boy", Linda said.
Tess smiled at Linda.