"Craig, you're a jawbreaker."
The boy turned his attention to his friend with no expression as he continued to lick his own hard candy, "That something sexual?"
"No, idiot." Clyde scoffed as he licked the entire surface of the circular candy managing to get the food color all over his hands.
"Yeah, I'm the idiot."
"Jawbreakers are hard on the outside like you!"
"Their not soft on the inside though, retard."
"Your not soft either."
"Oh."
"And it's colorful! And your colorful!"
"What the fuck does that mean?"
"You're gay!"
Craig retaliated by whipping his treat at the asshole, "Aim for the boobs. Bulls-eye."
"Ow!" Clyde massaged his chest, "Their pecks, douche!"