"Skulduggery Pleasant, I don't care about the fact that you are driving, if you whistle again I shall stab you in the eye socket with this very pencil!"

"Are you on your period or something, Valkyrie?"

Thankfully, the Bentley was pulled out of the ditch after it had swerved mysteriously off the road, the same cannot be said for the pencil that had lodged itself into detective Pleasnt's skull.


My father is an irritating man when we are on long journeys. My brother is visting from uni again so expect some rather loopy updates!