A/N: I am so sorry D: I forgot about this story…special thanks to FaNgIsMiNeDaMmIt for reminding me. For me, summer was SO boring. I was 'working' on my 'parent assigned homework.' I actually did most of it, don't blame me. It was really just a whole day of playing random computer games. My favorite one is Grepolis. It is a MMORTS (a city building game) Join if you like, message me in the worlds: Eta, Phi, Gamma, Tau, or Psi.
Summer is almost over, one more week until school begins. Also, I noticed that most people on Fanfiction are females. I'm one of the opposite gender...

I am a little sexist but heck, everyone is. ;)

Back to the story (Disclaimer is that I am not older than 20, so do I look like an author? Also, I am Asian, and James Patterson is American)

I last updated 58 days ago. I am so sorry. :(

Chapter 1:

Hopefully, the breakfast would still be here when I walked into the kitchen. More than once, it became ammo for Nudge and Gazzy's food fight. Walking in in my classic ninja way, I spotted Max. I was still angry for her putting poison ivy all over my bed. You do not know how annoying it is. I was stuck on my bed for a week, while Nudge and Angel were giving me a 'makeover.'

It was not my fault, but Max started our war. My next plan, a revenge plot, was called Maximum Crash… So I walked behind her and casually blew on her neck.

"Will you quit that?" Max screeched. I snickered internally; she hated it whenever someone sneaked behind her.
"Quit what? Breathing?" was my standard answer to that age old question.

"You know what," Max rolled her eyes.

Here is the rundown for my plan:

Have Angel suggest that we pick strawberries today.

Gazzy mimics Iggy, pissing Max off.

I run away from her and draw her away from the rest of the Flock.

Meanwhile, Gazzy does his stuff in Max's room.

After one minute, I will go into her room and run out just as fast, not breathing anything.

We barricade the door and lock the windows.

Gloat over Max and deny her pleas.

Aren't I just awesome?

"Is the plan going to work?" Gazzy asked. I hoped it did, if not, the Flock will shift the blame all on me.

To make sure Gazzy would not break before he does this part, I told him the rundown of the plan again. Right then, Max came down with Nudge and Angel and we all began eating. It was time for the operation to begin.

A/N: Is it okay? Bad? R&R.

Still too small...

Richard