Chapter 7

When Worlds Collide

Monday morning House, who had just finished his Sunday rotation, woke up in the doctor's lounge to see a distressed Doug standing over him. He had been expecting this, but he didn't think that Doug would look so forlorn. House sat up, rubbed his face and looked up at his friend. "What's wrong?"

"It turns out that she's not a virgin. She's been with some other guy and I guess this guy is really good in bed. Jesus Christ, when did women get so judgmental about sex? She was upset because she didn't have an orgasm! I did all the normal things, you know, all my moves that worked in the past, but she still said I didn't make it happen for her."

House was thinking that maybe he could pretend he had an emergency, but he saw Doug's dejected face and resigned himself to whatever was about to happen. "Well what did you do?"

"We had sex missionary style the first time, girl on top the second time and then from the side. But nothing... she claims she didn't have one. House, the sex was hot. She really gets into it big time. I came each time like it was my first. But if I can't give her the big 'O' the next time, there won't be a time after that. I really liked her; we had a lot of fun."

"Let me get this straight, you had sex three times last night?" House was not just impressed, he was slightly jealous.

"Yeah. But she didn't come."

House shrugged. "You can't go wrong with cunninglus or digital manipulation, did you try that?"

"I'm not into that, kind-a messy and too much work. Plus the smell." He wrinkled his nose. "If a girl isn't clean down there, it's a real turnoff."

"Something tells me that Kenna is squeaky..." House paused, not wanting to sound too knowledgeable. "I don't think that will be a problem."

"Yeah, but what if she does smell and I get stuck with having to follow through? I don't want her to get the idea that she could expect me doing that on a regular basis. Besides, if she can't come while I'm inside her, there's something wrong with her."

House wanted to tell him that most women don't come from intercourse alone, but obviously, some women had been stroking Doug's ego by pretending they could—stupid mistake on their part. He couldn't understand why Doug didn't enjoy going down on a woman. One of the hottest things in the world was to watch and feel a woman go out of control when she came and there was no better angle to watch than from the place of origin. "But when they come it's such a turn on."

"For who?" Doug asked, clearly not sharing House's enthusiasm for cunninglus.

"Me for one. You know, the hot way they grab onto you then they scream and wiggle. View's not bad either."

Doug winced. "You're sick."

"I'm a man and real men stroke the kitty. Hey, what not try a vibrator?"

"But that's cheating. Isn't it?"

"This isn't the MSATs. She just wants to have a ...I doubt she cares what you do to rock her. Plus you can do a lot with a vibrator while you're doing the deed."

"I don't know." Doug was clearly not buying his advice.

House threw his hands in the air, frustrated. He actually felt sorry for Kenna, getting Doug to be inventive in bed was probably going to take booze or drugs or a gun. "Look dude, do what you want."

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