A/N: Alright guys i know i am SUPER late but please dont skewer me! I am wrapping up the episode in this chapter, cuz i was about as sick of quoting them as you were reading them. I felt so...unoriginal maaaaan XD but the ending is really gonna make your head spin. I tried to speed up the proccess as quick as possible but HER IT IS! CHAPTER 4! it gets slightly warm at points, so fyi.
The next hour kind of went as a blur to Johnny. They found clues and got split up. He wanted to pair with Daphne but somehow, Fred and Daphne ended up "searching" together. Johnny knew when two people were crankin' the mojo together, so Daphne was out of the question now that he knew that she was someone else's girl. Everyone else in the group seemed to be as clueless as a couple of 3rd graders about the duos relationship. Johnny wasn't as book smart like Velma or street smart like Shaggy, but one thing he did know about was love and couples. He seemed to be able to help out everyone but himself. He spent the next 20 minutes after splitting up running around the house with Shaggy, or Jughead as Johnny had nicknamed him, from the Gardening Ghost and stopping only once to make sure his due didn't end up as a don't. They ran for what seemed like hours until they ran into Scooby and Velma. Upon seeing them, Scooby jumped into Velma's arms fearfully at seeing the ghost. Scooby was knocked out by Johnny's massive body, Velma not faltering even slightly. Even in the midst of chaos, he could't help staring in her face as she held him up steadily, a quick smile flashing across her face. 'I wanna take whatever she's usin' cause little mama sure is stro—' before he could finish his thought, Velma was swept off her feet and landed in the barrel, this time with Velma in his lap rather than her carrying him. He had to concentrate seriously to keep his mind out the gutter, Velma's round body bouncing periodically in his lap. He swiveled his head quickly around, looking head on into the face of the ghoul, who yelled aggressively helping his frustrating conflict completely diminish. "Jinkies!" Johnny said spontaneously, looking back at Velma, the word still not having a meaning as he asked her whether it was a brand of cereal.
There began another goose chase, with two others added to the mix. They ran from room to room, everyone becoming so mixed up Johnny thought he saw himself twice. Eventually Johnny, Shaggy and Velma all end up in the barrel with the ghoul with Scooby pushing. The ghost stood up in the barrel, pulling a weed whacker from some unknown place and cranked it, it's engine roaring loudly. "Zoinks! Like, it looks like we're gonna be HEDGED!" Shaggy yelled, Johnny caught up in the current thought that a new word he never heard before popped up, and now wanted to know what the meaning was. Just as he was about to ask, the barrel suddenly began to tilt down, the group unexpectedly falling down the staircase.
Johnny flew from the wheelbarrow, his pants getting stuck to the sharp crystals of the chandelier, looking down to see that Velma and Shaggy were still inside before they both flew out, Fred and Daphne walking into the hall at that exact moment, there faces stunned at the chaotic scene. "Like, LOOK OUT BELOOOOOW!" Shaggy yelled out as he flew through the air. Daphne jumped into Fred's arms, a smug look consuming his face as he held Daphne proudly. Before he could relish in his pride, his balance was thrown off as Velma fell into his arms as well, who was soon followed by Shaggy as he fell on his bottom from the weight. The gardener was still in the barrel, as if he were surfing as Scooby pushed him involuntarily, the momentum getting the best of him. The group ran quickly, Scooby still pushing as the gardener tried to knick any part of the group he could. He saw Daphne struggling to run, Johnny deciding to keep the act up and yelled valiantly, "Don't worry Daph! Help is on the waaaaAAAY!" His boxers ripped at the elastic, Johnny falling along with the chandelier as he fell to the ground, luckily unharmed. He heard Fred say a very cynical, "Good job gang! We captured the ghost!" As if to keep Johnny out if the mix and seem as if he didn't help. The chandelier had fallen and trapped the ghost in its tight frame that was on the inside, the sharp shards pinching together as if to create a vice.
"Let's see who the ghostly gardener really is!" Velma said sharply as Fred reached out and grabbed the ghost's face, which turned out to actually be a mask. "Professor Hidewhite?!" The gang all yelled out at the recognition of who was under the mask. "Where's my Aunt Jebidissa, you big FREAK!" Johnny said aggressively, balling up his fistin anger. "Wait a second!" Shaggy said loudly, who had obviously been examining the professor from afar. Shaggy reached for the professor's head, and by the end of it, the ghost had revealed 5 faces before a voice Johnny knew all too well rang out. "All right, ALL RIGHT! Enough with the silly masks!"
"HOLY-!" Johnny stopped short as the curse was hot on his lips, his baffled mannerisms getting the best of him as he held his hands to his head and looked at every angle of Aunt Jebidissa, the true culprit behind the mask. "Aunt Jebidissa! It was you all along! But…BUT WHY?!" He said dramatically, looking her dead in the face. "I was trying to scare you away Johnny! Because quite frankly, I just don't like you!"
"What do you mean Auntie?" A dumb stricken face plastered onto Johnny's visage, truly not comprehending what she meant.
"You're an embarrassment to the family name!" She said violently, her hands moving to her hips. Johnny knew she meant him along with his parents as well, whom she had no problem continuously belittling and insulting in front of Johnny. "So does that mean I can't come visit anymore?" He said plainly, the dumbfounded look still in place. She stared back at him in disbelief, and then let out a yell of disgust before she spoke again. " I was almost rid of him! And I would have done it too if it weren't for you meddling kids!" She stated rashly, pointing at the group to solidify her point. "Gosh Aunt Jebidissa, we're sorry." Fred said softly before Shaggy jumped in. "Like, we didn't mean any harm!" Velma was the last to speak as she asked politely, "Is there anything we can do to make it up to you?"
"Well…."
The next thing Johnny knew was that he was connected to a tree by a rope, Fred being very enthusiastic as he tied him there tightly, all the while everyone in the van talking casually, except for one person. Velma was looking through the window as Fred finished up his handy work quickly, jumping back in the car and driving away. Johnny sighed as he saw the look Velma gave him play back in his head repeatedly, her face almost screaming her apology to him. He was kinda used to it by now, being bullied and pushed around was not a truly BIG deal as long as it was a smokin' hot babe or in Fred's case, some hot babes were around. The last time he fought over a girl was about a year back at the beach and that didn't go too well in the end. If it were just man-to-man, Johnny would have demolished Fred smoothly before kicking up the dirt on that stupid pretty boy face of his when he was done.
While Johnny was thinking, a sudden pain rushed through his arms and he looked down to see the ropes had been tied very well and were starting to hurt under his arms as well. "Oh man, this rope is really binding my pits!" He said, trying to figure out how to get the ropes off without too much damage done. Suddenly he heard a low sputter and raggedy engine and pop sound as two headlights beamed over the road as they did hours ago. An orange and yellow doom buggy with two seats that looked to be getting up in age pulled up beside Johnny before it spoke. He had heard a dog do the same, so nothing really surprised him anymore. "Hey pal, hop in." Another sputter. "I'll give ya a lift." It sputtered again loudly, almost as if coughing.
"My momma always told me never to ride with strangers", Johnny said slowly, the doom buggy still sputtering, silently contradicting himself as he had gotten a ride from a GROUP of strangers only hours ago. "Oh no!" Cough, wheeze, and cough. "A friend of mine sent me specifically! Maybe you know her?" Cough wheeze pop. " ?" Johnny's eyes went wide behind his shades at the sound of her name. How had she gotten in contact? When did she? More specifically, why? Johnny was so caught up in his thoughts he didn't see how a saw popped up from the side of the doom buggy and buzzed alive. "WHOA THERE, HO THERE, NO WHERE!" Johnny yelled frantically, squealing as the blade cut into the rope. The doom buggy raised its eyebrow quizzically before chuckling lightly and coughing heavily after the fact. "Ms. Dinkley did say you had a sense of humor! The name's Speed Buggy, but you can call me Speedy if ya like." Johnny rubbed his arms, the roughness from the ropes stinging his tender flesh "Alright Speedy, I'll hitch a ride with ya! The name's Johnny, Johnny Bravo." "Where ya headed Johnny?" Speedy asked as Johnny climbed in. Johnny gave the location before Speed Buggy gave a hardy, "Roger-Dodger!" A plume of smoke bursting from his tail pipe. Johnny sat in stifled anger, wondering how Velma got in contact. Did she know all this was gonna happen before hand? Of course not, but Johnny had had enough of females like her. Trying to be cool in front of the friends instead of standing up for what they believe in. Maybe Johnny was being hormonal as usual. Maybe Velma was wrong for not doing anything…he didn't care. If he ever say Velma Dinkley again, he would make sure she paid dearly for it. He put his feet up, cursing himself for actually thinking a girl like Velma took a guy like Johnny seriously.
A/N: Well, that escalated quickly. Johnny can't STAND Velma now and is even spiteful enough for revenge! Harsh bro. Next chapter is moreso about Velma and her side of the story and then an arch into the fuuuuuture. Gonna try andpull an all nighter and give you TWO chapters in ONE night since i havent given my daily chapter as promised. Keep and lookout and R&R for me.