"I read something today, it said 'Keep calm and fake a British accent.'"
"Well I'm British, Val and so is Marina Midnight..."
"And you two sound very different."
"'Course we do, she's from Liverpool."
This was just me venting frustration THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A BRITISH ACCENT! OR EVEN AN ENGLISH ONE! IT DEPENDS ON THE COUNTY YOU LIVE IN! I also shamelessly dropped my new Mary-Sue piss-take OC, Marina. She'll be popping up in a collection of drabbles that I intend to write later.