Valkyrie was very happy, Skulduggery had told her that she was old enough to get paid for the job she did ever since she was a kid.

Four hundred pounds a month, what could a young girl do with four hundred pounds?

The answer: Chinchillas.


My friend is finally getting paid for her job at a special needs school, 'bout bloody time is all I can say. Her wage is apparently going to a pair of chinchillas, the rest she can spend on me!