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Reishin; That is the point. Both him and the Nidiame Mizukage do have a resemblance to vampires, and as my story has a humor basis, a bit of humor inserted in the chapters is always good
Naruhina; There will be some overlap, but overall the harem will be swapped up. Though decides Hinata, I have decided on two others...who they are will be shown in later chapters
Sco23; Her chakra enters a being and changes them, but blood is also used. And as to weaknesses, all of those but the entering a house without invitation
UMMX: Hence why I'm writing it. Naruto Sasuke is a pairing disease that I don't recognize as legit in any form
DopplerDee; I may just use that
Shihouin Shunshin; A Hinata hater, then. Well, to be honest, Hinata won't appear in the story as a character of pairing for a while. And really, why is Hinata loathed these days?
Jl; Thanks, and you know, Taisune and Fluffy could appear in the story as a cameo, keep yours eyes open
Cloud; You shall
Godzilla; Only time will tell
You know, a while ago I found a story where Shizune and Tsunade were Naruto haters and Sasuke lovers...that was just wrong
Okay, I've done with the song routine from the last story, so let the chapter begin
Anko's Lair (Anko's POV)
With a yawn, Anko emerged from her coffin, the fox plushy slipping from being, trapped, in Anko's chest back into her coffin. Stretching, Anko smiled.
Today they were deciding who would be one which teams. It was simple to ignore most of the teams overloaded with barely functioning civilian candidates, they wouldn't likely pass the test. Normally civilians who didn't have skills, like say that pink haired bitch that her destined mate had feelings for, for whatever reason that is.
Personally she blames a stunted education mixed with his determined nature. She just wished Iruka would point it out that to him that Sakura would never return his feelings, and was a weak, heartless piece of trash who expected everything to go her way.
Just like her mother, the scourge of the Councils and the leader of the 'Kill Naruto' faction.
From what she knew of the jonin sensei's applying, only a few were actually anti Naruto, and most of them would be virtually guaranteed to get a 'won't pass' team of civilian genin, to help give them experience so they can get a team worth their stuff at a later date. In fact, normally Anko would be fine with allowing Asuma or Kurenai a chance to keep an eye on and train her destined mate.
However, she had heard a rumor that Kakashi would be put on Naruto duty, something that could not be allowed. Naruto would most likely be on the same team as Sasuke Uchiha, a method to help train up the 'dead last'.
Dead last my foot, like that eye brow guy trained by Guy could've beat up a Chunnin when he graduated, or any of those so called 'top tier' graduates from the civilian population, the only ones who could hope to do it were those so called 'middle tier' students, the Aburame definitely, maybe the Inuzuka, that Nara kid probably would have trapped him and had Iruka finish him off, and if he called that Akamichi fat...
Of course, Sasuke too
Kakashi would most likely have a team of Naruto, Sasuke, and one of the fan girls, most likely a insulation colored haired, flatter than a steamrolled pancake bitch, and ignore all but Sasuke. While the fan girl would deserve such neglect, he'd do it to Naruto just to spite him, and weaken him so he could be killed on a mission.
Hell, he might just kill her destined mate himself!
Thus, she planned to apply herself as her destined mate's Jonnin sensei, as a Tobektsu she met the requirements. She'd probably try to get Hinata as well, after all both were needed for her plan to succeed.
Of course, her plan would require a lot of research to implement, for if it had an error, the results would be, messy. She'd probably have to find a test subject, a female Jinchuuriki. Then at least if she messed up she could save them.
Last she checked, two female Jinchuuriki existed, both around Naruto's age, one in Kumo and another in Taki.
But, she had to get Hinata first, or such thoughts were moot.
To the third...it really didn't matter, as long as it wasn't Sakura, So, making sure she was presentable, she shadow traveled to make the meeting, before creating a shadow clone to do, other things.
Naruto's House (Naruto's POV)
Naruto had never been happier then this day, as he woke up.
He, the future Hokage of Konoha, was now an official Genin, the first step to his dream. Of course, to get to where he was today, he had to work hard.
So many people were against him, and for a reason he didn't even know about till yesterday, when Mizuki-teme told him. It was stupid, really.
Did he look, anything like that? At all? Minus my cute lady attracting whisker marks...well maybe someday they'd attract the ladies
When had he ever caused wanton destruction?He'd pulled approximately 721 pranks, sure, but then again most of his pranks were harmless. The most horrible thing he'd ever done as a prank was put a huge dos of Laxative in the school food.
Of course, none of the damage was his, but the entire student body sort of made the bathrooms uninhabitable for the next few months. Only the few who brought their lunches; Hinata, Shikamaru, Ino, and Shino, didn't have any issues.
Sadly, Sakura was collateral damage, but they never actually linked it to him.
He wasn't good at telling lies, he didn't seek revenge, and frankly, wasn't that intelligent.
Well, that was behind him now, he was a ninja now, a full adult by legal standards and no longer a civilian. Jiji-san had said that once he was a ninja, his rent would legally go down, so he could afford more.
He could go out on missions and see the world
He could purchase exploding tags and smoke the prank potential there...
KNOCK KNOCK
There was a knocking on his door. Naruto hesitantly went to answer it.
He knew that Jiji had a few ANBU around in case the person knocking tried to kill him, not that he ever knew why until recently. But still, he was told by Iruka that the best way to make friends, and improve how people see him, was to be a nice person.
If he became bitter about how nearly everyone hated him, no one would change, but if he tried to make friends, stayed positive and showed what he could do, they'd come around. Even if it was just a few people.
Opening the door, he found a woman waiting for him, a Kunoichi based off her headband. She had a orange skirt, a long brown coat, and a net suit.
A very revealing, net suit
'Resist teenage impulses to look at the purple haired ladies large breasts, must not be a pervert like Jiji...'
"You know kid, its easier to talk to someone when your looking straight at them" the female commented. "I appreciate trying to be a gentleman, but do you think I'd dress like this if I didn't want people looking?" Naruto gulped and looked up at the female, while trying not to stair below her head. She sighed.
"That's better. Anyway, the name is Mitarashi Anko, second in command of the Interrogation department" Naruto gulped, to Anko's chuckle.
"Relax, I'm not here to torture you. If I was, you'd be in pain by now" Naruto chuckled, nervously. "Anyway, I'm also the head of the Infiltration and Reconnaissance Party, the group in Konoha in charge of stealth and infiltration behind enemy lines, and I'm here to give you this" she reached into her trench coat and gave Naruto a large envelope. Naruto hesitantly opened it.
"Oh come on, we don't write our messages in Exploding Tags, we do that only on Wednesday's!" Naruto finished opening it and saw what was inside
Uzumaki, Naruto
The date of his graduation test (Whenever that is?)
Category; Stealth and Infiltration
Score; 250/250
This ceritficate states that as of this date, Uzumaki Naruto has scored higher on Stealth and Infiltration then any student has before.
Sarutobi Hiruzen
Sandiame Hokage
Jiji's seal was on the certificate, making it official.
"Kid, you scored higher than anyone has before" Anko commented. Naruto blinked in confusion. He always knew he had skills, judging by how he was just three days ago able to paint the Hokage Monument and avoid ANBU for 2 hours, 17 minutes and 50 seconds, according to Jiji.
"Hey, then why did I fail my Genin test, before my make up anyway" Anko sighed.
"The Civilian councils have some level of control of the Academy standards, and while your score is impressive, Stealth and Infiltration only makes up 5% of the final grade. In comparison, written work is 30%, Taijutsu 20% and Ninjutsu 30%." Naruto sighed, before Anko grinned.
"Anyway kid, be proud of yourself, in comparison the Hokage himself only scored 200 on his test, and as to your other classmates, Aburame Shino was second at 190, then Uchiha Sasuke at 170 and Inuzuka Kiba and 120" she smiled.
"If you should make it past the first days of being a Genin, look me up would you? I'd bet you'd make a fine member of the Infiltration and Reconnaissance party one day" she turned to leave, before stopping, and handing the boy a small scroll.
"Huh?" Naruto asked. Anko smiled.
"Seeing as you did so well, might as well give you just one more little thing. That scroll has the instructions for the Clone Great Explosion Jutsu. Seeing as Hokage-sama said you can perform Shadow Clones, I think you'd be able to put it to good use. See ya" She body flickered away, as Naruto took the certificate in his hands.
He was good at something, better than anyone, even Sasuke!
He replaced the diploma in the envelope and ran for the Hokage's office. He was going to get this framed and preserved.
That, and he did have a official photo to take. Of course, he failed to notice Anko watching him, before exploding into smoke
Hokage's Office (Anko's POV)
Getting memories back from her shadow clone, she was glad to see her Destined Mate got her delivery, but did he really not want to stare. Come on, her henged form was tame, and a lot smaller, than her real form.
She wanted him to look at them, not cringe. Somehow, she blamed the Baboon But haired girl for that.
Anyway, now it was time to try and get her destined mate and Hinata under her tutelage. Now she, and several other prospective Tobektsu and regular Jonnin stood before the Hokage, and the councils, both Civilian and Shinobi.
The civilian, filled with fat, lazy bastards who wanted full control of the village, and that banshee that led them, Saya Haruno.
Then you have the Shinobi Council, among them several of the new shinobi's parents
The scarred face of Nara Shikaku. He had encouraged Shikamaru to think for himself about being with Naruto as a friend, and she owed him for that.
Friends were important, and if her destined mate had none, that could do a lot of damage.
The Nara clan weren't against Naruto, for all Nara shared two characteristics. First, all of them were highly intelligent, so they could tell her destined mate wasn't what the civilians wrote him off as.
And second, they all were as lazy as humanly possible, thus they found being mean to Naruto to be too 'troublesome' to do. Thus, why she never feed on a Nara.
Their wives, while more high strung, also shared pro Naruto views. She recalled Shikaku's wife, Yoshino, leaving Naruto a coupon to Ichiraku's one time.
Next to them was the, large, form of Akamichi Chouza. Like his friend, Chouza had encouraged his son, Choji, to see with his heart about Naruto, and was another of Naruto's friends.
The Akamichi were overall a nice clan, only ever getting angry if you either stole their food, or called them any variation of fat. Also, they had a belief that anyone who could out eat one of them had a pure soul.
And Naruto once was challenged by Choji to a ramen eating contest a few years ago. Thus, ever since, no Akamichi had spite for Naruto, and even invited him to dinner a few times. Of course, even if they hated him, she'd never feed off one of them.
She liked a reduced fat diet.
Then was the almost feminine Yamanaka Inoichi, the final member of the Ino Shika Trio of old. He had done several mental tests on Naruto for the Hokage, that proved he was not influenced by his Jinchuuriki status, that the civilians always ignored.
While he was okay, Ino wasn't exactly nice to Naruto, but that was more because she was infected with Fangirl itis then anything. There had been several Yamanaka who had attacked Naruto in the past, and thus she feed upon.
Though overall, the clan was Naruto neutral.
Then was the fierce looking Inuzaka Tsume, the mother of Naruto's friend, Inuzuka Kiba. The dog using clan was much smaller then they once were, now down to the last family, Tsume, Kiba and Kiba's sister, Hana. They out of all clans suffered greatly from the power that was restrained within Naruto.
Though, Tsume, despite what some might think, was quite intelligent. While originally distrusting Naruto, she spent some time observing him and deduced Kiba would be safe around him. Kiba , following this, has reinforced the positive notion of Naruto in the Inuzuka household.
A decent family, the Inuzuka, though she didn't find Dog blood that tasty, so she didn't want to try one of them, if there were any to spare.
Then there was the coat wearing and mysterious Aburame Shibi, the head of the Aburame. A clan with bugs using them as hives, they could understand the issues of Naruto, and logically deduced he was harmless.
The only reason Shino didn't become Naruto's friend, was because the Aburame didn't seek friends. Though the clan itself had left a few textbooks for Naruto to study, that the pre Iruka teachers never provided. While older, and being pre Clone Jutsu, they still helped Naruto immensely.
Did they even have blood? Would she just eat the Insects? Anko hadn't tried and Aburame, and never planned to try.
Finally, there was Hyuga Hiashi, the father of her main female target, Hinata. The cold man, and those so easily perverted eyes of his, while she disliked him, he left Naruto alone at an Neutral point. Though in the house, there was a divide.
Main branch members generally disliked Naruto, aside for Hinata obviously, and Branch members were mostly Naruto supportive, such as Hizashi, bless the old soul.
Because of their greatly paranoid natures, the very natures that were currently screwing up her Hinata plans, she'd never had a Hyuga. If one of them came up dead, it wouldn't be pretty.
The hokage coughed
"Today, we're to discuss the placements of the new Genin and their sensei's, alright lets begin"
Grassy field in the training area(Naruto's POV)
Naruto had had a pretty busy day so far. He got his photo taken for his official Ninja registration, two times, befriended Jiji's grandson, defeated a Tobektsu Jonnin named Ebisu with the all feared Harem Jutsu, and now it was time to see if he could get that scroll that Anko lady had given him.
Reading it, he grinned. Being able to get his clones to explode, AWESOME! Hey, she left a note.
P.S, try using multiple shadow clones while training
Getting shadow clones to train his shadow clones to explode? Interesting, well he had nothing else to do today
Later, the clean up crews found multiple craters in the training area, a fill up job that took several days to fill up
Hokage's Office (Anko's POV)
"Now, to genin Uzumaki Naruto..." Anko noticed Kakashi and the civilians looked disturbed.
"Do we even have to teach it at all?" a fat civilian banker asked. Shikaku sighed.
"Don't be troublesome and complain. This isn't your matter, civilian" the Hokage grumbled.
"This won't go over well, but as per custom, the dead last..."
"Well, not in stealth and infiltration, he got the best score out of anyone before, even more than Hokage-sama" Anko commented offhandedly. That got everyone's attention.
"Your joking" Saya screeched, just like her daughter "No way that..."
"Before you break my law, Haruno-san, I'd like to point out that I see all the grades, and signed his certificate. I've already had it framed and sealed for long lasting life, which he has hanged in his apartment, under watch" by watch, he pointedly jabbed as 'protected by my ANBU and you can't go and steal the thing'
"We really need to reevaluate the grading system, I mean, only 5 percent grade for stealth? We're training Ninja, after all." Inoichi commented. The various civilians began a yell off about the reasons not to, ranging from theft, to brain importance, to masked comments about Naruto not needing the skills to murder them in their beds..."
"SILENCE!" Sarutobi yelled. Times like this he was tempted to name Guy the Godiame Hokage.
"Now, we will discuss the academy at a later date, but as to what I was saying before, as the, dead last, in our odd and twisted education system" the civilians frowned "We place them with the top Kunoichi and Shinobi from the class..."
"DO NOT PUT MY SAKURA-CHAN WITH THAT FREAK!" Saya yelled loudly enough to be heard far away...
Suna (Gaara's POV)
A creepy red head with black rimmed eyes suddenly felt a disturbance.
SOMEONE WANTS TO KILL REALLY BAD, MORE THAN US, GAARA
"Yes mother..." Gaara grinned psycotically, before vanishing in a stream of sand
WE NEED TO KILL SOMEONE WITH JUST THE SAME FORCE!
Soon, the International Union of Mimes declared the entire Land of Wind a no mime zone after a dozen mimes were brutally killed near Sunagakure
On the Road near a sea side village (Itachi's POV)
A tall black haired man in a black cloak with red clouds on it stopped for a minute.
"The Haruno bitch is after Naruto-kun again it seems" he remembered his Naruto watch days fondly "I should have killed her that day" he continued looking for his partner, who was probably mass murdering right now
The nearby village was the main exporter of shark fin soup after all
Hidden Root lair (Danzo POV)
Going over the papers of his hidden organization, Danzo felt the screech of that bitch Saya from his mile below ground base. He had avoided the entire meeting for that very reason.
With one of his ROOT ninja dead, he had to play it safe to make sure Hiruzen didn't connect it to him. At the same time, he had, plans.
"ROOT, you are to go and assassinate Tora, the vile cat. This has been the 6th attempt at the vile creatures death, so I will leave you alive should you fail, unlike team 1. However, that cat has far too much information on the layout of the village, and if he was to ever fall into the wrong hands, Konoha will be doomed."
"Hai" the three masked men vanished. Danzo grumbled under his breath.
"That cat's entire family has been a scourge to Konoha for far too long. I need to cut it off before it breeds again" He sighed.
"That thing, is a demon. Not our Jinchuurki"
Back to (Kakashi POV)
"NEITHER UCHIHA-SAMA!" another of the honored civilian council yelled. Kakashi had a grin, hidden by his mask.
That little demon brat may have the old geezer on his whim, but not he, heir of the White Fang.
He may not be able to kill him yet, but what better way to keep him down then to have him under his control.
"Hokage-sama" he said "I'd like to take the three" his eye flickered to the Civilian council, who nodded
All according to the plan
(Anko POV)
That, bastard! He think's he can try to get at her destined mate? I don't think so
"Hokage-sama, I'd like to challenge that claim" the civilians glared at her with surprising killer intent, being civilians, Kakashi was eying her, and most everyone else was confused.
"Anko-san, you do know I have seniority here. As well, as the only one with a Sharingan, I'm the only one with qualifications to teach Sasuke..."
"Which I do suspect you will focus on, and forget about the other two?" Saya was yelling nonsense at her now, which she ignored ,with earplugs.
"You can just teach ducky boy on the sides" Chouza and Tsume barely held a giggle in, and the civilians were furious "You don't need to be an entire team sensei. As well, your not able to understand Naruto..."
"What are you..?" Kakashi began.
"Kakashi-san, you were always an prodigy, and thus you view things as a prodigy" Hiruzen explained "Anko-san is implying you'd be unable to understand a lower end student such as Naruto-kun"
"Exactly, a Sensei is chosen to specifically work with a student's personality aspect" she motioned to Hiruzen's son, the bearded Asuma "Asuma-san, for instance, understands what its like being the child of a clan head and how much is riding on you, to one day perhaps lead the clan. Thus why he has the new Ino-Shika-Cho trio. That, and its tradition for a Sarutobi to teach this trio" Chouza, Inoichi and Shikaku nodded.
"Kurenai-san" she gestured towards the only other female in the room, wearing her unique clothing "has a level head, which is why she is training the young Inuzuka" Tsume nodded "And why she has the young Aburame, to help balance the Inuzuka's personality" Shibi nodded.
"I spent many years looked down upon, because of something I couldn't control" Anko said dryly, referencing her sensei "Naruto-san has felt it even worse. He hasn't had a single point in his life without it. For that reason, I can understand him and help him cope better"
"Not that he hasn't coped well" Inoichi commented "He's quite mentally sound"
"Your being tricked you dumb blond" a civilian commented under his breath
"In addition, with both me and Naruto, you have two spirited people, perfect to aid a more, withdrawn student, like with the Inuzuka" Hiashi's decided to comment now.
"So, you want my daughter, young Uzumaki-san, and..." Anko shrugged.
"Whoever else, yes" The Hokage appeared to be considering it. She turned to her friend, worried she'd be upset about trying to take one of her students, but she actually was smiling.
"That's actually a good point. I'll admit that I might not be able to get her to open up like you and Uzumaki-san could" Kurenai commented. Anko grinned.
"Well, either me or we give more students to Guy" both shivered, picturing Hinata guyified.
(Kakashi's POV)
How dare that snake bitch derail their plans! They wouldn't allow that demon child to learn any of her kinjutsu that Orochimaru had supplied the whore.
The old geezer may look convinced, but he had an ace up his sleeve.
"Hokage-sama, I do believe your missing one important fact" Kakashi said politely. The old man eyed the silver haired jonnin.
"And that would be?" The Hokage appeared to be trying to guess where he was going at. The fool had removed the law that blocked sensei status to all those who may be mentally deranged, for that idiot Guy to train his pathetic miniature clone, and the law about continuous loyalty to the village alone, which he removed so that smoking idiot of a son of his could teach that lazy ass Nara, fat assed Akamichi, and the dumb blond.
"Read the Yondiame's will, last page, last paragraph, last line" Kakashi had a evil grin. The Yondiame had written out his last will before he died, which layed out all his silly little proclamations that the old fool enforced.
He blocked off his estate and funds from the village, he locked away his Flying Thunder God, and his entire library of seals, and even had the nerve to declare the demon brat should be a hero.
It even said that the creature should inherit all of this to himself once he made Chunnin or became age 16. Neither of which he'd allow to happen.
Having the will on him, as he did to constantly hold off the elders attempts to steal the Namikaze estate, he read the will page that Kakashi had identified.
And he shall be trained by my student...
Most believed that he ended so abruptly to go to battle, which was true, but only because things got so dyer. What most didn't know was that he and Kakashi had a huge fallout at the idiot Obitio's death.
The Uchiha were in a rage demanding the Sharingan eye from Obito be removed from him, and the blond bastard agreed to their demands. Something about 'not respecting his friends enough'.
The fool had even retrieved his blade, and hid it! Kakashi knew it was hidden of his estate. His summon dogs then heard that fools bastardized story, via those disgusting toads of his, and only left him with one pack of weak mutts to summon.
But now, he'd have his revenge. He had meant to say
And he shall be trained by my student, Rin, and raised by such should he have no family to take him. He shall have no relationship to my former student, Hatake Kakashi
But he didn't have enough time to finish, and expected Rin to survive and dispute the claim, but she died.
Hirizuen sighed.
"If it was my old friend's wish; Team Seven, Uchiha Sasuke, Haruno Sakura, Uzumaki Naruto. Sensei, Hatake Kakashi"
(Anko's POV)
Anko was seething. That, bastard! She knew quite well what the Yondiame had meant to say, but she couldn't explain how she'd knew it.
Damn, she'd have to help her destined mate indirectly. Oh, if that man ever let his guard down, that silver hair of his would be on a dead man's head!