Piper's POV

"Pleeeeeeease? I already forget where you said we're going," I whined.

"That's not my problem, is it? Trust me, it'll be more fun if it's a surprise. I put what you're wearing on your bed. Hurry up and get ready or we're gonna be late."

"Let me clear something up, Kendall. It may have been a while since you've seen me last, but I could dress myself since I was like two. Just thought I'd inform you of that."

"Oh yes, Piper. I was so concerned about your ability to function like a normal person. If you don't even know where we're going, how are you supposed to know what to wear?"

"Ughhhhhh. Fine, but we wouldn't have this problem if you just told me!"

"Go get dressed" Kendall laughed, starting to hum the 'I'm a big kid now' commercial under his breath. Hardy har har, Kendall. I'm sure whatever you picked out for me is just as funny as your face.

One hour later

Kendall's POV

"Hurry up, Piper!" I screamed up the stairs, wishing my cousin wasn't such a… well, girl.

"Whatever happened to being fashionably late?" Piper walked down the stairs in her stilettos, obviously with the knowledge that she looked hot.

Aw god, I did NOT just think she was hot. Bad popstar! Bad, bad, bad!

"Stop drooling, Kendall" she smirked through red, full lips. "I don't think it's legal to marry your cousin in LA… but we could always go to Utah or something." Damn. Why did that sound almost tempting?

I grabbed Piper by the wrist and walked her to the car, chanting 'little sister, little sister' in my head as I opened the door and hopped in.

Glad I picked out her clothes… I tried to make her look hot without letting too much show. Who knows what she would've put on if I told her where we were going?

About 25 miles and 30 minutes later

I pulled into the parking lot, seeing Piper's face light up.

"Ohmygod that's Jordan Sparks! Kendall, I love you!"

"Calm down, little tyke. If you want to play with the big boys, you got to keep your poker face."

"Yeah, yeah, Kendall. Poker face. Got it."

Piper was out the door before the car stopped moving. Sweet poker face, lil sis.