Well, mixed replies, but anyway I'm going to answer a lot of comments in this chapter, pertaining to Naruto and his heritage in this chapter. And while I do have to put some canon lined topics here, I hope to have changed them enough to fix the issues.
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Naruhina; Nice to still see you around, and who knows they might of, might of not. Anyways, I plan to do three different harem stories, where their is a different good Team 7 guy. This time it will be Sasuke
Ferpein; No one ever said they were logical
JL; Um, wait till 2012, should it happen, for such thoughts
Wauk; I am now working to add some sort of twist, hope it works
Samurai; YOUR BACK! and exactly the point
Glorp; I like your train of thought
Lazy; How is that not creative? To comment to Wauk from earlier
77 Draco; Read on to understand
Godzilla; Horrifying, but interesting
Reishin; To be honest, I can see both sides of the bashing train, which is why Mysterious Power's Kakashi was good, and this one's isn't
Hektols; Note how while some of that probably did happen, most of it had been averted, either by the ANBU, or Anko eating the problems. Wait, are you reading 'Naruto and Hinata's harem' its a severely lemon heavy harem story where that virtually did that, the porn anyway
Okay, I've decided on a few things
Guaranteed as of now are two females other than Hinata and Anko. One was from Mysterious Power's pairing with Naruto, the other will be a new harem choice.
As you may of guessed from the previous chapter, Yugito and Fu are quite likely as well, though I may only use one of them.
Hokage's Office (Hiruzen POV)
The Hokage sighed, smoking into his pipe. That will reading was bound to be problematic, and more so by the fact he had only part of the will public.
For Minato had written in it that Naruto would not be told of his relation to him, and thus be orphaned, he'd only be told once he was either 16 or a Chunnin. Most had assumed that the Yondiame left Naruto the estate to make up for what he did.
It was half true anyway.
Also hiding the truth, though it had given Naruto problems, would benifit him in the long run.
Iwa would leave him alone for longer. The earlier he is told, the quicker he'd be likely a target for revenge against him. The last he needed were more assassins after him.
He never had figured out what happened to all of them, or who killed them?
There was also the hopes of normalcy. He himself was his clans heir once, and its not fun. All the protocols drilled into you early, every single little issue brought up, he'd grayed earlier because of that. He'd had heard that Hiashi, Shikaku, Asuma and Tsume also grayed early, but they actually died their hair.
The last thing Naruto needed more stress in his life
There was also Kakashi. He knew of Kakashi's hatred for his former sensei, and his dislike towards Naruto. He hoped that Kakashi would keep it professional, but just in case he had a backup plan ready
Minato also created some problems by his policies. He had pushed for more, shinobi esc training at the academy, limited the council's powers and worked to stop the Hyuga branching families. Thus he had earned the hatred of the Hyuga elders and Civilian councils. As of now, they merely were content isolating Naruto. Should that info be revealed before Naruto had more rank and training, say Chunnin, he'd be ripped apart.
There was also the danger of arranged marriages. Daily he had marriage requests for Sasuke sent in from dozens of families, even some from the fire daiymo's court. He had promised Itachi to not draw Sasuke into such things, after he threatened the councils to leave Sasuke alone, and not manipulate him into their puppet, before he left after his deed.
He always liked Itachi. If things had been different, he'd have passed the hat to him
There was finally the danger of him being tricked into a relationship and then killed once a heir was born or procreated. That had happened to far too many nearly extinct families in Iwa and Suna, it would not happen to Naruto. He'd know any of the civilains would try that, and with the temptation of Flying Thunder God combined with the Gentle Fist, Hiashi might try that as well.
Though he doubted Hinata would. Unlike certain Jinchuuriki's he could tell romance from loathing.
And speaking of back up plans about Kakashi...
"Yes, Hokage-sama" Anko entered the room, a stick of Dango in hand.
Hours later, top of School (Naruto's POV) Because I all know you know the selection of teams and all that occurred during that.
Sitting next to the lovely Sakura, and Sasuke, Naruto finally had a team, led by this late silver haired dude in a mask named Kakashi. Now they were introducing themselves
"My name is Hatake Kakashi, my likes are teaching the next generation of skilled shinobi, reading and playing darts" not that any of them knew whose face was on the dartboard...it alternated between blonds "My dislikes are manipulative things" Naruto gulped, this guy was sounding a lot like Mizuki. "those who are a waste of time" Naruto knew it now "and I never really liked canines"
"My dream for the future is to see a Hokage come out of this group" Naruto wanted to believe he meant him, but it was obviously Sakura or Sasuke he intended.
"Now you, pinky" Sakura smiled
"Well, my name is Haruno Sakura, my likes are" she looked at Sasuke faintly "my dislikes" she glared at Naruto, to his sadness.
Why can't she like him like Sasuke?
"And my dreams for the future" she looked at Sasuke again. Kakashi smiled.
"Okay, now for you" Sasuke was brooding.
"My name is Uchiha, Sasuke. I have few likes, many dislikes. I have no dream, but a goal. My goal, is to kill a certain someone" Naruto and Sakura looked, rather freaked out.
"Oh relax, not any of you" the two visibly relaxed "Though don't tempt me" Kakashi had a huge smile on his face.
What, did the creep like broody emo's?
"And, you" Kakashi said to Naruto with a sigh. Naruto smiled.
"The name is Uzumaki Naruto, my likes are Ramen and pranks! My dislike is the time it takes to boil ramen, tests, and people who see me the wrong way" Naruto whispered the last part. While Sakura ignored me and Kakashi glared at him like a lier, Sasuke appeared to be curious.
"My dream is to become Hokage, and be recognized for being me, respected for being me, and not other things" Kakashi looked like he was going to spew molten magma at him, Sakura was just staring at Sasuke, while Sasuke appeared to be curious.
"Alright then" Kakashi relaxed a little "Meet me at Training Ground 3, tomorrow morning. Don't eat" he body flickered away.
Kakashi's POV
Kakashi was body flickering, all while thinking
'Well, this should be easy. Use Fangirl to motivate Sasuke-kun, train Sasuke-kun to become Hokage, kill the demon or stunt it' he thought before he returned home, to prepare the best way to humiliate the boy
Later that night, Naruto's place (Anko's POV)
'Its not fair' Anko sulked, staring down at her destined mates place. His brilliant golden locks, covered by that cute hat of his, and was that a stuffed frog in his arms.
'Kawi!'
That bull that Kakashi pulled, couldn't that jerk keep his mouth shut. Just sulk all day with your porn everywhere.
Honestly, while she may like Icha Icha, she didn't read it in public, or buy, other genres. He was a subscriber to dozens of similar book series, all of them practically rip offs of the book series..
Naruto mumbling in his sleep about "Kicking ass" shook her out of her thought train
Oh, how she wished she could snuggle into his warmth, let him feel her true forms lovely shapes and curves. Compared to her real form, these D's were nothing.
In fact, from what she could tell, only Tsunade could beat her in that department.
Of course, she was sexier in everything else, and much more powerful while in her true form...
But still, it was easier to show those off in public than other body parts.
Thought of course, she wasn't Orochimaru, thus she had no intention in being labeled a child predator or molester, for neither sex. Hence why she was still developing a way to quickly bypass it...
"You know, staring at little boys is a very, Orochi-teme like behavior" a voice rang out from above. Anko looked up rapidly to spy someone standing on a spiral.
He was dressed in a brown, raggy cloak that hid everything about him, except his male build.
Though, something about him seemed, familiar.
"Hey, buzz off, what I do is my business" Anko glared. The figure appeared to be sighing.
"You have no idea how I can answer that...NINJA ART; STRIKING SHADOW RAMEN!" out of the robes rags, tendrils of ramen, oddly, flew straight at Anko who dodged it with that unnatural speed of hers.
"What sort of jutsu...STRIKING SHADOW SNAKE HANDS!" Flying from Anko's own jacket sleeves were dozens of large venomous snakes, who flew at the mysterious man, who dodged it with a odd yellow flicker.
"Huh?" the figure appeared behind her.
"Scorch Release; Dehydrating Chop Strike!" a heat wave shimmer like karate chop was swung at Anko, who dissolved into the shadows.
"What in Hades..." The figure blinked as Anko appeared under him.
"Goodbye" she drew a kunai, ready to 'score a critical hit' before the guy teleported in the slightly familiar way as before. He returned to the spiral.
"Interesting, this will be worth more curiosity" he vanished again, to Anko's confusion.
"Huh, who was that?" she sighed, before preparing her stake out.
For she had been pulled up to keep an eye on Kakashi during the test
Training Ground Three (Naruto's POV)
Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura, after waiting two additional, hunger prone hours, were finally graced with their sensei's presence. Of course, neither could detect the purple haired female hidden in the trees, ready to end the pervert should be try anything
As the guy started to ramble about the test and only two graduating, along with the use of lethal force, and all of that, Naruto was preparing inside.
He was going to pull everything he got, so if he failed, at least it would be with a bang.
"You have till noon, begin!" Sasuke and Sakura retreated into the trees to attack, as Naruto cracked his knuckles.
"A ninja is stealthy, you know?" Kakashi said irritably. Naruto grinned.
"Well then, should you lack the surprise, you won't attack" Kakashi sighed, before drawing a book, the same type Oji read.
"Well then, if your not going to..." two kunai flew at him from behind. Lazily, Kakashi avoided them, before they poofed into two Naruto's...
In a tree (Sasuke's POV)
Sasuke was shocked. That dobe, who he was shocked enough managed to Graduate, somehow had the B rank version of the one jutsu he couldn't do.
Even more shocking, he was using them, as a plan...
Sasuke shrugged, it could be a once in a blue moon thing
Another Tree (Sakura's POV)
'HOW DARE THAT DOBE ACT SO COOL! ONLY SASUKE-KUN CAN BE SOO COOL! SO WHAT IF THOSE CLONES ARE SOLID, BIG DEAL, YOUR STILL A PATHETIC ORPHAN WITH NO FAMILY, FRIENDS OR FUTURE!' One Inner Sakura rant
Anko's Tree (Anko's POV)
Anko smirked, showing off fangs she normally hid.
"Serve you right, never get relaxed around a Mitarashi, as he will be one day" she wasn't wrong. The Mitarashi, while they were still a activate clan of Ninja before the Third Shinobi World War's decimation, were the Konoha pranksters. They said that every thing that happened in the village that was odd, such as cockroaches in restaurants, exploding pies, missing pies, underwear on flagpoles and itching powder in the Guy clan body suits, was there doing.
Or at least, 95% of the time.
Battlefield (Kakashi's POV)
That, little monster! He was supposed to be stunted
Held back
WEAKENED
He was supposed to make the dumber Inuzuka look intelligent, he wasn't sure if it was the dog or the human.
Now, with those orange monstrosities latched onto him, all while the real one was charging at the bells of his.
HE, HAD IT!
"FIRE RELEASE; FIRESTORM BURST!" a blast of flames flew from Kakashi's body, burning off the clones...
"Sorry Kakashi-sensei...but, KABOOM!" all three Naruto's grinned, before they all exploded at once. The real Naruto chuckled, sitting on top of a tree branch with his own read, but instead of Icha Icha, it was Bleach, Volume 10.
"Ha Ha, Behold my Exploding Shadow Clones, cool aren't they?"
Sasuke's Tree (Sasuke's POV)
"What, power. How is he a dead last? Two non clan jutsu's, and high ranked ones at that, this doesn't make any sense" Sasuke then shivered
"What, sort of killer intent is this..." it was more than Itachi's in that genjutsu he put on him
Sakura's Tree (Sakura's POV)
"HEY, DON'T KILL OUR TEACHER YOU BAKA, HOW CAN SASUKE-KUN AND I PASS THEN...!" Sakura then shut it as she fainted from the sheer volume of killer intent
Anko's Tree (Anko's POV)
"So, it seems as though you figured that jutsu out then" Anko grinned "Not bad..." she rose an eyebrow "Wait, killer intent, oh that can't be good..."
Naruto's Tree (Naruto's POV)
Kakashi body flickered on top of a nearby tree, smoking all over his body. But it was when he looked in his hands, that he was infuriated.
His prized Icha Icha was totaled, burned, gone.
THE DEMON'S A DEAD DEMON!
"HOW DARE YOU" Kakashi growled out, more furious then a Love Goddess being called an ugly old hag (Not that the person from before would know, insert sarcasm) "HOW DARE YOU...EARTH RELEASE; DEATH QUAKE!" Kakashi formed Snake as he smashed into the ground, shaking it down with horrifying force. Naruto held onto his tree for dear life as the entire village was shaking.
Though unheard, Anko was growling in fury. She had been ordered to only intervene at true death scenarios, he didn't want to give the councils grounds to accuse him of trying to make sure Naruto was promoted, that might go over wrong.
Scratch that, it would go over wrong
If her destined mate got hurt, there was going to be a new Hokage after this
"HEY, calm down it was an accident..."
"DIE YOU LITTLE..." Kakashi was now loosing what composure he had "WATER RELEASE; WATER FANG BULLET!" rising out the streams around him were dozens of spinning water tendrils of death, all flying at Naruto's tree.
With a yelp, Naruto flew off the tree as the water tendrils drilled giant holes through all the trees nearby, just as Kakashi body flickered behind Naruto, before a seal went off his flack jacket.
(Kakashi's POV)
The honorable high council of elders, assigning me this mission to cripple the demon in this test, had, should it be needed, placed seals to detect the idiot in charge using that crystal ball to peak this way.
If he was doing it, he had to tone it down, just till he left. He had been planning Raikiri, but this would work just as well, it was painful, and embarrassing as an extra treat.
"THE PAIN OF 1000 SUFFERING FROM ALL PAINS OF DEATH, INSERT YOUR WILL INTO MY HANDS AS TO STRIKE MY FOE WITH THE MOST FEARED JUTSU KNOWN! DEVELOPED BY ANCIENT MITARASHI, REFINED BY MYSELF, STRIKE MY FOE WITH THE POWERS OF HEAVEN AND EARTH AND DELIVER JUDGEMENT!"
(Sasuke's POV)
'What sort of jutsu is he going to do...sounds powerful. Wonder if I can kill Itachi with it?
(Naruto's POV)
'WHAT IS THIS GUY YAPPING ABOUT NOW...' Naruto's eyes went wide, as he felt violated.
"JUDGEMENT HAS BEEN PASSED, AND ITS DEATH, FOR 1000 YEARS; KONOHAGAKURE'S JUTSU OF HORROR AND FEAR, 1000 YEARS OF DEATH!*" Naruto was shot into the air, via a poke in the rear, and sent crashing into the lake
(Anko's POV)
That Kakashi just violated her destined mate in the ass...with a a Mitarashi trick no less
'HEY, THAT'S MY JOB! EVERYTHING BETWEEN HIS KNEES AND STOMACH IS MINE, MINE!" She was twitching, barely holding in control.
Oh, if that guy ever let down his guard, HE WOULD BE HER MEAL. Of course, he was a paranoid bastard.
Paranoid as he never let down his guard, or his mask
And a Bastard, because apparently, the White Fang wasn't even his dad. Ha, like a man like that could sire something so vile. She had smelt the blood of Sakumo's remains
Kakashi's had no similarities. Related blood always smelled similar, to a vampire anyways
(Sasuke's POV)
As the silver haired weirdo of a sensei just sexually molested his teammate, he had his chance, as he dashes straight at the man. Sighing, Kakashi swung his fist back lazily...
And it passed right through...
"A clone...a regular one" Kakashi said surprised, before a giant fireball flew straight at him from the other end.
"FIRE RELEASE; FIRE BALL JUTSU*" the Uchiha's infamous fireball flew straight at the surprised Jonnin, who had only a bit of warning to it.
How did a non demon have that much chaka as a genin?
"CHIDORI!" Using his assassination jutsu, Kakashi pierced the fireball, Kakashi was ready to face a real ninja student, before he felt more weight on his thighs...
"HA, GOT IT!" Naruto grinned, having been a bell, and with the other in hand, rolled across the ground to Sasuke, as he tossed the bell to said Uchiha, who grabbed it. Sasuke had a surprised look on his face.
"How are you a dead last anyway? You somehow outsmarted me, Sakura, and even a Jonnin..." Naruto grinned.
"But I'm the top guy at Stealth and Pranks, and by the way, my clone didn't appreciate the ass rape" he held out the other bells
"We pass"
(Anko's POV)
'Wait, his ass was still a virgin?' Anko sighed in relief. No one, NO ONE, would deprive her of her entire Destined mate...
Her now, official Genin, destined mate. Too bad that pink haired ironing board wasn't going to really get sacked, Naruto-kun had figured that out it seemed.
Well, better report to the Hokage about the full extent of that battle, and the two high rank Jutsu he used to attack Naruto specifically
(Kakashi POV)
That, that...damn demon tricked him. It won, it tricked him, IT BURNED HIS ICHA ICHA. But damn it, that old geezer was watching, and then he didn't want to loose his only real student anyways...
"Well, congratulations, because of all of that teamwork I just saw, you all pass. Your now official genin, report back tomorrow for your first official mission" 'Better make sure its with fellow demon haters'
"Oh, and don't worry Sakura-san, I was kidding about the post" 'Because your a valued daughter of the Civilian Head, and not a worthless demon' he body flickered away
(Sasuke's POV)
"YOU BAKA, YOU STOLE SASUKE-KUN'S GLORY! " the annoying fan girl was yelling as his only decent teammate. Sasuke eyed the visibly hurt Naruto.
"Hey, he did that fireball bit. I was waiting until one of you guys found your way down so I could pass it to you..."
"WELL YOU COULD HAVE DID IT IN A LESS SHOW OFFY WAY..."
"His clone got ass raped" Sasuke said gruffly "I'd hardly call it show offy" Naruto shivered.
"Well, I'm just glad he didn't use that lightning hand thing on me" Naruto commented.
"Well, see ya tomorrow, and be sure to pull your own weight" Sasuke left, as did Naruto, leaving a furious Sakura.
'But, Okaa-san said to leave it to the dumb blond and focus on you, Sasuke-kun' she thought confused 'That blond is the dead last, not ME!'
Civilian council chambers (Unknown POV)
"So, its agreed then" a masked man asked the civilian council, who nodded.
"We shall see to it that the demon brat is put on the mission, and your agents will see to his removal"
"Yes, that tumor must be removed from our village!"
"But your only getting payed should he be captured..."
"You will pay me now" he said simply, to which they complied.
"We will pay you now" a large sum of Ryo was exchanged, as the transactors orange mask flashed in the light.
"Excellent"
Orig moves
Ninja Art; Striking Shadow Ramen
Rank; C
Description; Striking Shadow Snake, but done with Ramen. An old favorite from Mysterious Power
Scorch Release; Dehydrating Chop Strike
Kekkei Genkai (C)
Description; Scorch chakra focuses into the hands to strike a foe and dehydrate them in the impact zone, another Mysterious Power Import
Fire Release; Firestorm Burst
Rank; C
Description; Fire Version of Mysterious Power's Tempest Burst
Earth Release; Death Quake
Rank; A
Description; A earth jutsu that made Iwa feared, has the power to cause 4.0 earthquakes
* As this universe isn't the same as Mysterious Power, a few jutsu will be differently named