Logan's POV

"Hurry up, guys! Kendall's gonna be so pissed if we're late."

"It's kind of hard to make myself look un-hot, so excuuuuuuuse me if I'm not out the door in the next two seconds." Oh, god… What the hell is James doing?

I voiced that question as I screamed up the stairs at him and Carlos. Kendall had already gone to pick up his cousin almost two hours ago.

"Dude. This girl's Kendall's cousin. I can't just turn her down, or she might run crying to him. All I'm doing is solving the problem before it happens. She won't ask me out if I'm not my normally god-like self."

Carlos chimed in with a "What if she's not hideous?"

Listen… I'm normally not mean. I'm really not. Now that you know that…

I laughed.

It wasn't just some little, suppressed giggle; it was an out-right, scream-like cackle. I'm pretty sure I heard something like that out of James's mouth, but I drowned him out…

Looking back, I feel guilty. But at the time? Hilarious.

After another half hour or so, Carlos and James were downstairs. Here goes nothing…

Piper's POV

"Kendallllllll! Hurry up! Are you trying to boost some 3-legged turtle's ego or something?" I bounced on my stilettos, making a face when he started purposely walking slower with a stupid grin on his face.

I hummed a Big Time Rush song under my breath, not particularly thinking about it. I couldn't wait to see who Kendall invited. I mean, I already saw freakin' Jordan Sparks, and that was before I even got into the club.

Kendall finally dragged his slow butt to the end of the line where I was standing. We stood there for about 10 minutes, the line barely moving. Kendall turned to me with a smile. I could tell from the way he was standing that he was prepared to get a slap on the shoulder or a punch in the ribs after he finished talking.

"You know that everyone's here for you?"

"Yeah…" Uh-oh. I had no idea where he was going with this.

"Did you also know we didn't have to wait in line since you're the VIP?"

Slap. Kendall's a smart boy.

We walked up to the doors, guarded by a freakishly large bouncer. Insert various shivers from 1.) the wind and 2.) the fridge with a heartbeat looming over me.

Kendall talked to the human bulldozer, who gave me a once over before he gestured towards the door with a nod of approval. My cousin was Soooooooo gonna get it when we got home. Until then, I popped a smile on my face as I walked into Buzz with a quarter of America's next big thing on my arm.