"This is the most difficult choice I've ever had to make, Valkyrie."

"I believe in you, Skulduggery."

"I don't think that I can-"

"I know you can."

Skulduggery lent forwards and picked up a packet of Rich Tea biscuits, "We'll take these then." He said wearily.

"Christ, Skulduggery! We are so British!"


Britan: A place where teenage boys (and a girl!) flock to the biscuits section of a supermarket and wonder about which ones to take up to their friend's house for tea.