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To all those who commented on Omake; I'm not the best at random humor. Sorry

Scorpion; Well its shocking

Gravity; Um...no

Doppler Dee; I doubt every vampire could have pulled out S ranks constantly

Tobi; Guardian...angels? Devils? well, that until I put Naruto into the right place...or wrong...whatever

Jl; Nope, she won't appear

Elemental; Hence my planning

Night; Really depends on how I feel

Godzilla; In Danzo has his way, yes Hinata will die

Manxome; I'll explain that now

Oh, and by the way, Mei's vampire form is practically her canon appearance, just to let you guys know

Story begins

Anko's Lair (Haku's POV)

'Okay, so I've somehow become an immortal, tool to some wierdo vampire' Haku mused, observing the lair of Anko and all its decor. Mei was on Naruto watching duty, namely making sure that Kakashi or someone didn't slip something. With a wince, she began to rub her shoulder.

"Ow, why do I have to have such giant top heavy..." Anko chuckled, startling the newer vampire as her 'mistress' shadow traveled behind her.

"AH!"

Anko chuckled "I really should teach you two how to do this, but anyway, your probably the only one I know who dislikes having such a chest..."

"WHY DO I NEED SUCH A GIANT SET OF..." Anko rose her hand to silence her.

"Haku-chan, what are vampires?" Haku rose an eyebrow.

"Creatures that suck the blood of humans to survive" Anko nodded.

"And do you think we just attack them, kill them and drag there bodies off?" Haku shook her head.

"No, if you were like that, you'd have been killed by now" Anko gave a fang grin.

"Exactly, vampires aren't like a lion who attacks and devour our prey in plain sight, we're more like ambush predators, luring our prey in, and killing them out of the way. So thus, vampires evolved to be the best seducers possible, in order to lure in the opposite gender, or same gender if you run into a person who swings that way" she than poked Haku's breasts to Haku's embarrassment.

"Eep"

"Thus, these things, tools in the seduction and prey luring department, but relax, your rather lacking in that department in comparison, and don't expect them to grow with age. Of course, being weighed down by these giant lugs is going to be a more serious issue to those who already having issues, like me or poor Mei-chan. Hell, if you want to feel sorry for someone, pity Hinata-chan once she is in my fold"

ROOT HQ (Danzo's POV)

"Sir, target Hyuga Hinata is currently on a week long training excursion with her sensei and team, for the upcoming Chunnin Exams. They aren't due back for a week or so" Danzo eyed his ROOT agent who just gave the report.

"Understood, continue surveillance, as soon as they return, the plan will be put into motion. Meanwhile, I will be playing my own piece in this game of chess" in his mind, he saw a Knight (Him), maneuvering a pawn (Naruto), in position to strike a queen (Civilian Council), once they overtook a bishop (Hiruzen)

Meanwhile, Hokage's Office (Hiruzen's POV)

"I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT MY REPORT IS! PLANNING TO ABANDON A MISSION IN THE MIDDLE OF IT, DAMMING AN ENTIRE NATION TO RUIN, HATAKE I HAVE NEVER GOTTEN A MORE DISGRACEFUL REPORT..." the old Hokage was in full rant mode. While officially he got this report from a courier ninja sent by Tazunna, he got this all from Anko' spying. After all, he didn't need more legal issues.

The current Daiymo was a well protected idiot who took everything the council said for granted. His father, the last Daimyo, was a lot more reasonable, but when he died a year ago, the current Daimyo, who took a lot of 'advice' from Homaru and Koharu, took power. He'd sent an assassin to deal with the moron, but he didn't want the Land of Fire to end up like the Land of Water, which did the same thing.

"Hokage-sama, I do believe your overreacting" the lazy bastard attempted to reason...

"AND you neglected to teach your students anything!..."

"Sir, Naruto-san and Sasuke-san..." he said the first one with a little green in his face

"Naruto-kun learned tree walking on his own, the report from Tazuna-san states, and he gave Sasuke-kun the same lessons. You are a disgrace to your sensei, to your actually decent teammates, to your father..." Kakashi was glaring at the old man now with force to make an Akamichi anorexic.

"Thus, since that A rank by law makes all three of your 'students' eligible for the Chunnin Exams, which will occur in three weeks" which was within the time frame of shinobi lane of duty absence "You WILL enter all three of them, CORRECTLY, into the Chunnin exams" all three of the genin had huge grins on their faces, and Kakashi had a look of horror.

"And, should they display any lack, in necessary skills, I do believe I'll be down one shinobi, and one shinobi will be down one eye..." he said darkly to Kakashi's horror.

"Oh, and Tazuna-san sends his regards to both you and Sasuke-kun, Naruto-kun, so expect to see something special in your pay check" deposited by one of Hiruzen's trusted, not civilian influenced, bankers and secured by such "Now be gone"

As the quartet vanished, two happily, one confused, and one probably angry beyond belief, he turned to his evil paperwork, and frowned as he went through the garbage the civilians constantly sent him

'Increased tax rates on orphans' REJECTED...obviously Naruto based

'Banning of harmful manga, Bleach' REJECTED...too many hot girls, also Naruto likes this

'No dogs allowed in restaurants' REJECTED...anti Inuzuka

'Increased metal taxation per pound' REJECTED...you really are getting old

'Ban on Open Cleavage shirts' REJECTED...YOU REALLY ARE GETTING OLD

But before he could get back to the garbage laws, he noticed something, disturbing

'What are you doing, Danzo?'

Training Ground (Naruto's POV)

Naruto was standing upside down on a tree branch, a kunai in hand, before he sent it flying at a tree. It imbedded itself into the tree, just as the sound of a cane impacted into the tree he was in.

"Wha?" he looked down, to spy a man in white and black robes, with black hair, scrunched eyes, tons of scars and a hidden arm.

"Greetings, Uzumaki-san" Naruto blinked in confusion.

"Um, who are you?" the man grinned.

"My name is Danzo, I've been keeping an eye on you for a long time, Uzumaki-san" Naruto gulped nervously.

"Um...not creepy at all. May I ask why, Danzo-san" he turned away.

"You are the village's secret weapon, the Jinchuuriki of the most powerful of the nine...a great potential power that because of the idiots who rule the villages civilian number was nearly wasted. It is a joyful sight to see you've received some aide from decent ninja" Naruto was now blunt.

"Um, what are you doing here anyway? Danzo removed a scroll from his sleeves.

"With the up and coming Chunnin Exams, this village will be showcasing its best. The Ino-Shika-Cho reborn, the expert physical team of the Green Beast, the Last Uchiha...and our Jinchuuriki as well. I doubt you'd be able to get much training before then, so I'm deciding to ensure my village is not seen as weak" Naruto opened this scroll.

"This scroll contains Wind Jutsu, with few wind users in our village we need to stick together. This scroll ensures that you will not be an embarrassment" Danzo body flickered away, leaving a confused Naruto with a wind scroll

A few hours later

Naruto and an army of shadow clones stood facing a dozen targets, all of their hands flickering with chakra...

"Hope Anko Sensei's training worked...BEAST WAVE PALM!" dozens of wave like slash attacks flew from Naruto, but they all either flickered out or struck the ground.

"Not bad for a days work, even if those shadow clones make it more so" Anko's voice said, startling Naruto. Turning around, he saw the trench coat nutcase nibbling on a dango stick in a tree.

"Hey Anko-sensei!" Anko grinned.

"So, I here your entering the Chunnin Exams" she chuckled before dropping down before him. Leaning in, she had a sadistic grin.

"Try not to die" she looked at him with a slightly more concerned look "I heard what happened with those two girls" Naruto looked down.

"It was in the Hokage's report. I need to know, when you were talking to them about taking them here, was that a ploy, or real" Naruto frowned.

"I, really wanted to bring them here, I know that Jiji-sama would of liked to have ninja like them. Just because they were enemies, doesn't me that couldn't have changed" Anko smiled sadly.

"I really hate to bring this up, but it might have been better that they didn't come" Naruto looked ready to protest, but Anko silenced him "Not dead, I mean, but the fact is, both of them had bloodlines Konoha didn't have. You'd bet your whisker marks that the Civilians would have wanted them 'bred into a clan' Naruto's eyes shot wide open.

"Even the Shinobi council probably would have agreed. Would it better that they be free, not dead I may comment, or on their backs being raped into baby factories. Your reasons may be pure, but there are plenty of the un pure in this village" Anko began to walk away, before turning her head to the boys.

"Never let your purity go, Naruto-kun. For without it, your not you" she left, and Naruto dispelled his clones, stumbling a little from the mind ache, before...

"It appears you have friends in high places" Danzo said, startling Naruto out of his skin. Where did he come from?

"Um, HOW DO YOU DO THAT!" Danzo ignored him

"Your progress is impressive. I wasn't expecting you'd get to that in a week, but here in a day your already tuning the chakra, though I recommend holding your arm more like a karate chop. Though your chakra control could use practice" he turned away.

"I recommend, should your control lack improvement, I'd ask your classmate for advice" Naruto had a confused look.

"Who, Shikamaru, Shino, Ino..."

"The Hyuga" Naruto blinked in confusion.

"Hinata?" Danzo grinned.

"Yes, the young Hyuga will return from a training trip in one week, and as that is done, ask her for help. If you do so, your ability will improve 100 fold" Danzo vanished again, but Naruto failed to see the evil grin on his face.

Meanwhile, the forests of the land of Lightning (Yugito's POV)

'RUN, HAVE TO RUN!' a purple blur rushed through the trees, rushing just as a dozen gray blurs pursued her.

"You cannot escape" a kunai storm flew through the trees, dodged with the barest of cat like grace. A long tail of blond hair flickered through the trees.

"By the order of the Yondaime Raikage, Ma ōfen (Translated, Demon Stabber), you are to be destroyed Demon" another ANBU yelled out before a dozen wind balls flew at her, barely dodged.

"Damn" the girl's face flashed in fury. That Ma guy assassinated the Sandiame just hours earlier, and claimed it to be Killer Bee's doing. That had burst forth nothing but chaos. A couple of ninja, including A, who was supposed to be the Yondaime, and Darui, knew that it was Ma who killed the Sandiame Raikage. Of course, because A was Bee's brother, his argument wouldn't help.

In the chaos, she had been separated from them, and was now running for her life. Dodging a storm of kunai, she jumped through the trees, straight into a clearing, before a giant canyon.

"Damn" she glared back towards the edge of the cliff, as the ANBU surrounded her.

"Prepare to die, demon" Yugito closed her eyes, as a blue flame like chakra surrounded her, and one flaming tail emerged from her back.

"DON'T MESS WITH ME!" she yelled ,as another pair of eyes noticed the scene, and smiled.

"Another like me..."