Surprise, surprise, surprise! Yes, I am back with another update. Tonight I'm updating 'Rated R Love Affair.' Kudos to coolchic79260, Hailey Egan, Ali Amnesia, and vampiregirl2009 for reviewing! Yes they did, Carrie. That was sort of the point because I can't stand them. Hailey, you'll be very surprised where I take the story. You made me laugh, Ali. Were you laughing knowing Punk and Vickie were going to get their asses whupped? Great idea for the chapter, Danielle. I agree that Maria is an awesome singer. Go to her website for a preview of her song "Fantasy." I might have her sing that one to Edge. On with it, I say!

Chapter 3: Tag Team Match

Main Event: CM Punk and Vickie Guerrero vs. Edge and Maria in a mixed tag team match

It was now time for the Main Event mixed tag team match. Ring announcer Tony Chimel was in the ring, waiting for the participants to come out. First, Vickie came out with no entrance music, wearing a pink sweatshirt and light blue sweats.

"The following is a Mixed tag team match, set for one fall," said Tony. "Introducing first, the official Smackdown consultant, Vickie Guerrero!"

Of course, the fans were on their feet, booing her as loud as they could. They felt that Vickie was a complete bitch, so it was only fitting that she be booed out of the building. Then, "This Fire Burns" played, and CM Punk came out.

"And her partner, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing 222 pounds, CM Punk!"

Punk got in the ring, put his hands on Vickie's shoulders, and tried to calm her down.

"But Punk, I don't wrestle. How am I going to survive?" Vickie asked her partner.

"Don't worry, Vickie," Punk calmly told her. "Let me do the majority of the work. Then you can go for the pin."

Vickie nodded, and they waited for their opponents to come out. Edge's music played, and his entrance video showed pictures of him and Maria together. The fans stood on their feet and screamed as Edge and Maria came out. Maria looked a little like Lita in 2005 because she had a vest that read "Maria," a black bra, and green pants.

Tony shouted out, "And introducing their opponents, the tag team of Edge and Maria!"

Edge and Maria got in the ring and immediately focused on Punk and Vickie. But who would ultimately come out on top?

Ending of the match

Maria had had the advantage over Vickie for the majority of the match, but Punk would always thwart her attempts to end the match. Finally, Vickie made a tag to Punk.

"Save me! I can't take anymore!" she screeched. But once Punk was in the ring, Vickie ran away to the back!

"Vickie! Where are you going?" Punk asked her.

"I can't finish this match, I'm sorry," Vickie said, backing away on the stage.

Maria, who was smirking now, happily tagged Edge into the match. From there, it was all downhill for Punk. Even though Punk did try to do a Go To Sleep to Edge, Maria blocked the attempt.

"What the fuck, Maria? How dare you prevent me!" Punk screamed at his former girlfriend.

However, Maria only shrugged and smirked because she knew Edge was right behind Punk. As soon as Punk turned away, Edge speared him and went for the pin.

"One! Two! Three! Ring the bell!" the referee cried out.

Maria got in the ring, and the two of them kissed. Then, Maria asked for a microphone.

"Edge baby, you do know I have an album coming out in April, right?" she sweetly asked.

"Yes I do, baby," Edge told his lover.

"Well, in a way, this song reminds me of you." Then she sang some of her song "Fantasy."

"See the desire between you and I.

Fantasy

Only love can save me now!

Fantasy

Let me be your fantasy."

Edge was rather silent as he did not know what to think of Maria's singing.

"Well? What did you think?" Maria asked shyly.

"Um, Maria... I LOVED it!" Edge raved proudly.

Maria let out a shriek and yelled, "Thanks Edge!" Then the two embraced and gave a big lip lock to the delight of everybody. After, they went back to the locker room. They were going to have some good sex once they got back to the hotel!

There you go, Edge heads! Sorry about the way I wrote the match, but I kind of figured Vickie wouldn't really be able to wrestle anyways. The song "Fantasy" is owned by miss Maria Kanellis, and the lyrics are used without permission. If you don't know what I'm talking about, go to Maria's website to listen to a 30 - second preview of the song. It sounds awesome! Until next time...

~Jen W.