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Godzilla; He's somewhere with A and Darui, at the minimum. Now a days, Kumo is the new Kiri when it comes to shinobi civil war
JL; Shortly after Hinata dies
Animeman; Yes...she is. You didn't notice it? Ever see the episode with her, she has a female voice.
Naruhina (Guessing); Thanks, but see below rant as to why those stories don't really hep me
Hektols; So true, so true
Leaf; A undead Vampiress, but alive none the less
And, should I ever do a Bleach Harem Story...HOW CAN I JUSTIFY IT! THERE IS NO 'CLAN RESTORATION ACT' THERE, AND I NEVER LIKED THE 'I AM SUPER POWERFUL AND THUS AM GIVEN MULTIPLE WOMAN' CONCEPT. I'd need to do some serious thinking on how to make sense of it. After all, if power was meant to be the automatic creation of harems of multiple females...guys like Zeus would just have multiple wives, instead of cheating on his own wife...just saying
ZAP...
Never mind, annoying Zeus is Taisune's job, not mine. By the way, does anyone else smell fried chicken.
Story begin
A week later (Naruto's POV)
"BEAST WAVE PALM!" Naruto focused all of his limited chakra control related abilities into his hand, and sent a blast of wind like a tossed blade straight into a tree. The tree was struck with precision and exploded. He had a tired grin on his face.
"Awesome..." he grinned in a tired manor, before collapsing to the ground, in a landscape that, while once lush, now made Suna seemed like a fertile place. Chuckling, Anko shadow traveled down below to where Naruto was.
"Not bad Naruto-kun, not bad at all" she hoisted the boy over her shoulder "Ah, but if only I had that little Hyuga on me, then I'd give you a proper, reward, for getting that to work" she shadow traveled the boy back to his apartment, seeing as she was still trying to figure out how to fix that little, air issue in her current lair without compromising security.
(Neji's POV)
Just as two black haired guys with giant eyebrows and green jumpsuits that should be illegal in most civilized societies, a guy with long brown hair who probably could pass as a female, and a girl in a pink tang top whose hair resembled pork buns.
"WHAT UNYOUTHAL FORCE DESTROYED THIS LAND! GUY-SENSEI, THIS SACRED SPOT OF TRAINING IS IN GRAVE PERIL!" the larger of the two suit beings shook his head.
"No Lee-kun, I believe that this isn't an act of grave Unyouthalness, but the exact opposite" he grinned, showing off unusually sparkling teeth and giving a thumbs up.
"IT SHOWS THAT SOMEONE'S FLAMES OF YOUTH BURNS BRIGHTER THAN OURS! LEE-KUN, WE MUST MATCH THEM SPARK FOR SPARK, AND DIG A GREAT CHASM OF YOUTH!" The, sane members of the team appeared to be paling.
"AND IF WE CAN'T, I SHALL COMMIT 20 D RANK MISSIONS USING ONLY MY FEET!" The two appeared to be crying in joy.
"LEE-KUN!"
"GUY-SENSEI!" they hugged, as a giant sunset burst forth behind them, spewing huge waves, that actually appeared to be making a depression in the earth. The sane ones looked like they just saw a Akamichi in a string bikini or speedo, depending on the gender.
'CRAP, ITS AFFECTING THE WORLD IN REAL LIFE! WHAT FIEND WOULD CAUSE SUCH A TRAGEDY! I WILL KILL HIM!'
Eventually, the repair crews for the training areas filed several complaints about the destroyed area, and the giant chasm...along with the odd smell of sea salt.
Entrance to Konoha, Dark Alley (Danzo's POV)
"I just need to check in with my sister first about Akamaru's tick medication, and I'll meet you guys later" a boy in a gray jacket with fur linings, with a small white puppy in his jacket, waved his team goodbye as he dashed through the dark alley way...before finding Danzo in his way.
"HEY, MOVE IT YOUR OLD..."
Thud
Smacking Kiba in the head with his cane, the dog boy collapsed to the ground, as well as Akamaru, both lacking any form of consciousness , as he took out a little pamphlet, the Ichiraku menu.
"Let's see, how much should I leave him with..." the Inuzuka didn't keep bank accounts, on account on their inherit, and illogical distrust for bankers, and they didn't keep their money at home due to their dogs
Instead, they always had it on them.
Kicking Kiba over, he reached into his pocket, took all but a small portion of his current finances, and retreated. Kiba grumbled concious as he left.
"Urg, what happened" he reached for his pocket, to find it much lighter.
"WHAT THE HELL! WHERE'S ALL MY MONEY!"Akamaru whined sadly. He groaned.
"Kurenai-Sensei's going to kill me." they had planned to pool all their cash together to go and eat out somewhere, now because he'd been robbed, the only place that he could afford to eat at now was at Ichiraku Ramen.
Land of Beaches (Killer Bee's POV)
"BEE, WHERE THE HELL ARE WE!" The loud A who looked like a slightly younger version of the Sandiame, hollered at his adopted brother, who grinned. They were on a pure white beach of fine sands, bordered by the bluest waves one has ever seen. Dozens of fit young men and woman lounged around sunbathing in the warmth.
"Well, seeing as you didn't allow us to hide in the Lands of Brocolli, Nerds, Coral or Poetry..."
"The last one was a little too obvious"
"I decided that the beach was the next best thing, don't you knowetry!" A sighed.
"That wasn't even a word. And frankly, we stand out here. Our muscular bodies are just odd compared to most of their svelte ones...and where the hell is Darui!" Bee grinned sheepishly.
"They're handling some delicate negotiations for amnesty in a neighboring nation. Politics were never our strong point, so I thought we'd just wait here until then" A sighed, though happy for the lack of rapping.
"Which country, dare I ask?"
"Why, the land of Nude Beaches, ain't that peaches!"
"BEE!"
Akatsuki Lair (Madara's POV...expect to see a few differences here)
The masked man from earlier stood on top a finger of the great Gedo Maze statue, container of Bjuu spirits in theory. Around him were his 8 loyal minions, he used to have 9 when Orochimaru was still around, but sometimes you loose such valuable things.
Zetsu, his head spy, the black and white plant. His own creation and the center piece of his plan to destroy the way of the ninja world.
Nagato, or Pain as his name goes by now, the undisputed master of Amegakure no Sato, master of the purple ringed Rinnengan eyes and he of the fiery orange hair.
Sasori, master of Puppets, the red haired creator of red sands, in his Hiruko puppet, the hunched back thing being his body in this meeting.
Deidara, the blond haired mad bomber of Iwa, a ninja whose unpredictability was a great asset to the Akatsuki's operations
Kisame, the monster of the hidden mist, the blue scaled wielder of the demonic sword, Sameheda and possessing chakra levels almost at the levels of the three tailed Turtle.
Itachi, Sasuke's older brother, he who single handily all but sent the Uchiha to the extinct list of families and Kekkei Genkai.
Hidan, the vulgar silver haired master of swears and the immortal member of Akatsuki, he who couldn't die by being stabbed, slashed, or by really any known method.
Last but not least there was Hidan's partner, Kakuzu, the man who was filled with tendrils from his Earth Grudge Fear jutsu, he whose eyes sort of resembled Fu's
"Greetings, my loyal subjects. The hour of victory will soon by upon us. You all know your assignments" they nodded.
"I have already sent an agent into the exams in Konoha" Nagato said the word venomously "to defeat the Jinchuuriki. She has instructions to extract the container once this occurs"
"My agents are preparing an operation on the Ichibi's container once their idiotic little invasion fails" Sasori commented ruffly.
"And Iwa's Jinchuuriki are having political fallout from that Kumo nonesense. Turmoil I will be glad to take advantage of" Deidara chuckled.
"Sir, I have traced the Sanbi down as you requested" Zetsu reported "Kisame should be able to deal with the creature easily"
"Humph, of course I'll crack the turtle's shell easily. Though dragging the damn thing back will be a chore. You'd better be ready to help, Zetsu" The plant shrugged.
"Sure"
"Well, the hell with those Kumo monstrosities! The cow bastard and the cat bitch both skedaddled to Jashin knows where! I'd be lucky to fuck the fucking daimyo's fucking bitch..."
"Ignoring his swear train, I also comment that the Nanabi is also missing, my great niece appears to be craftier than I expected" Kakuzu chuckled "Though at least she'd stand out more, with her green hair and all, and my families eyes" (A/N, not Mysterious Power canon, Fu is not related to Kakuzu there)
"Itachi, you are to be on standby should one of the searchers require aid in defeating the targets.
After all, he could attack the boy directly, and risk his little vampiress bodyguard.
Yes, Madara knew about such creatures, having encountered them in the past. He knew the signs that the boy had a bond with one, even if he didn't know it yet.
Better let a disposable pawn deal with him and not himself. After all, if Nagato's agent gets killed, at least he could grasp the boys power level.
Those civilians haven't changed in all these years, always arrogant. Definitely more these days, but that was beside the point.
While he said taking the boy would be a elongated affair, they never said he wouldn't be able to use the boys power to usher in the new age of humanity, with him as the eternal emperor!
The fools would be at his mercy, and beheaded, and his precious Uchiha would be all his, to help repopulate with the master race.
Those who bare the Sharingan will become his heirs, and viceroys. After all, one can't rule the entire world all on his own.
The very thought would drive one mad
Ichiraku's (Naruto's POV)
It is often believed that the idea of relying on a limited market is a dangerous and futile business move. Normally this is true.
However, the Ichiraku family is one exception, seeing as they have the eternal attention of one major Ramen enthusiast
The single boy whose eating habits pay for his entire families basic electric, water and poll tax funds, the very reason he was able to afford having two cats, a dog and an old ostrich.
"GET ANOTHER ROUND COMING JIJI!" one exited Naruto said as serving after serving of ramen was sent his way, before he heard the noises of four additional people coming his way.