Tada! I usually don't update during the day, but I decided to update before the Superbowl. I don't know why; I guess I just want to get it out of the way. Wow! 20 reviews for 3 chapters?! Damn! I really love you guys. In particular, I love Hailey Egan, coolchic79260, vampiregirl2009 and Ali Amnesia for reviewing yet again! Glad you liked it, Hailey. Carrie, Punk and Vickie did get their butts kicked! Haha! Danielle, you're just full of ideas, aren't you? Thanks! Ali, I'll make a mention of Edge and Maria watching their match in this one. Is that what you meant? Here we go, Edge fans!

Chapter 4: Busy Week, Part One

WWE Monday Night Raw

Date: February 8, 2010

Location: Lafayette, Louisiana

Off Camera... Before Raw

Six days after their mixed tag win over Punk and Vickie, Edge and Maria would be coming out to open Raw. Edge arrived at the arena by himself, and he bumped into some of his co - workers.

"Hey Edge," said his former partner Randy Orton. "We hear that not only did you win the Royal Rumble, but you're also hooking up with Maria. Is this true?"

"Yes it is, Randy," Edge replied happily. Three days earlier, after watching their match on Smackdown, he and Maria had hid in Edge's room and had an awesome love making session.

"Way to go, you lucky dog," John Cena told him.

"Yeah. Maria is one hot Diva," said DX member Triple H.

Soon though, Maria walked up behind the four individuals. She tapped Edge on the shoulder and he instantly turned around.

"Hey Maria. How are - " He had to stop because he had to stare at Maria's outfit.

"Damn, woman! You are hot tonight!" he finally cried out at his girlfriend.

"Thanks, sweetie," Maria replied. She did look hot on this night. Tonight, she was wearing a small red top with black pants.

"Hey Maria. You and Edge definitely have our blessing," said John. "Right, guys?" Randy and Hunter both nodded their heads. Then the three of them walked away.

"So you ready to open Raw with me?" Edge asked, putting his arm around his lover.

"Yes I am," said Maria, giving him a kiss.

Then they went to the locker room to hang out before Raw started.

Start of Raw - On Camera

Raw's video and theme song played, and the crowd stood on their feet, showing off their signs while a pyrotechnic display was seen.

"Hello WWE Universe!" said commentator Michael Cole. "Welcome to another edition of WWE Monday Night Raw! This is Michael Cole, alongside my partner Jerry 'The King' Lawler! So King, it's my understanding that Edge and Maria will start out the show and address the fans. What do you think they have to say?"

"I don't know, Michael Cole. But if I had Maria by my side, I'd tell the crowd here tonight just about anything," replied Jerry.

"Oh Jerry," said Michael, shaking his head at his broadcast partner.

After that, Justin addressed the WWE Universe.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome WWE Diva Maria and the winner of the 2010 Royal Rumble, Edge!"

Edge's music played, and Edge and Maria came out while the fans screamed their approval of them. They did the trademark entrance of when Edge and Lita were together less than 5 years ago. Maria climbed on the apron and held open the ropes for Edge. Edge gave his lover a kiss, got in the ring, then held the ropes while Maria got in. Once inside, Edge asked for a mike.

"Aw man it feels good to be back!" he told the fans. This caused them to scream.

"Now that I have won the Royal Rumble, I get to go on to the main event of Wrestlemania." The fans screamed their approval again.

"While I was out on injury, I saw Chris Jericho, the very man who bad - mouthed me after I got injured, talk about how he was the best at what he does. And I also saw CM Punk ignoring Maria and looking for new members of his so - called Straight Edge Society. If being Straight Edge is more important to Punk than loving a great girl like Maria, then he will never get a date," Edge continued. "Am I right?" The fans voiced their approval yet again.

"But honestly, I could not have won the Rumble without the help of this lovely lady next to me," Edge said, looking at Maria.

"Furthermore, I - " Unfortunately, the music of WWE Champion Sheamus was heard, and the fans stood up to boo him. Once in the ring, Sheamus got a mike for himself.

"Aye God, Edge! Listen to yourself," he said. "Even though you've been back for about a week, you're already mouthing off. So I hear from the locker room that you've hooked up with Maria." He looked at Maria, who gave him a disgusted look.

"That doesn't matter. What really matters is who you're going to face at Wrestlemania. A man who's never been at Wrestlemania, or a man who has a perfect record so far." The man Sheamus was talking about was the Undertaker. So far, Taker had a perfect 17 - 0 record.

"Again, it doesn't matter who you face. It doesn't matter if your girlfriend comes with you. You will never be a champion again. NEVER," Sheamus stated with a serious look on his face. This caused the fans to boo the daylights out of him. Then he eyed Maria again and walked toward her, but she slapped him. And after Sheamus turned around, Edge speared him! Finally, Edge and Maria kissed to everybody's delight.

Backstage...

In the back, Punk, who was facing DX and the Miz and Big Show with his partner Luke Gallows, seethed with rage. How dare Maria hook up with Edge to begin with! Then he heard his cell ring, and the call was from Vickie.

"So did Edge and Maria kiss again?" asked Vickie.

"Yes they did," Punk replied, still outraged. This caused Vickie to shriek.

"NOOO!! This cannot be happening to us! We must stop at nothing to break them up. By the time we're done, they will regret even seeing each other at all," she finally told him. Then the two shared an evil laugh, but Luke tapped him on the shoulder.

"Hey Punk. What was that all about?" he asked his mentor.

Hanging up on Vickie quickly, Punk quickly replied, "Nothing, Luke. You pumped for our Triple Threat tonight?"

Luke nodded and went off to find their fellow SES member Serena Deeb. This left Punk to wonder about what to do about Maria and Edge.

All done! Nice and long, if you ask me. Danni, the Cutting Edge segment will be in the next one. 'Unlikely Lovers' will be updated again tomorrow! Until next time...

~Jen W.