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Chad001; I'm not totally sure he went back with them constantly, but still if Olympians practiced such policies, I wonder if thing would have been better. Also, I don't need to here about Mongol's sex lives. Though I did here something that many Asians have Mongol bood, so it is fact

Leaf; Yep, she is...

Naruhina fan: Well, I have finals coming along not too soon, so there might be a break, though its not confirmed as of yet. Though idea 2 might work

JL; He may be a descendent of the bloodline, overlooked that part, but he's not a blood actual creature like Anko is. He also won't be turned into one anytime soon

Beast; No, he's not. He just doesn't want to work in the land of Nude Beaches

MKTerra; I avoid the idea of slave harems if possible. As to my spelling, I am human. Also, Anime worlds never pay attention to physics...and I based it off Anko's weight from the guide books. Since she is the base for the transformations, I move from there.

Hektols; Highly probable, and just becoming a vampire implies death. I never said she'd die by say, being stabbed by Kunai or being hit by an anvil.

Nightmare; I'm actually not sure. I know how the story will end, but not how the how happens, if that makes any sense

PEJP; I don't do curse seals on my Naruto's...I OWN NOTHING EXCEPT ORIGINAL LANDS, THE OCCASIONAL OC, THE JUTSU I MAKE, AND MY BREAKFAST! Yeah, that too

Okay, so a Bleach Harem, while difficult, could work. The question is, which females would work? I mean, while I like a chest on a girl, I don't think that's the only thing that they have going. The only reason Haku and the others got bigger was not only age (Vampire form is 25 ish), but for the seduction specifications their species evolved. In Mysterious Power, it worked quite well when I had a few flat chested females (Tayuya, Isaribi), some Buxom (Hinata, Samui), and in various middle points (Haku, Fu, Temari, Tenten, Kurotsuchi). If I do that idea again, which females would provide the right range, and not be worthlessly weak. I'd want to possibly use Rukia, Orohime, Youricih and Isane, but who else, and how many more. 9 doesn't really work in Bleach theme.

Urg, its going to take a lot of thinking, logistic support will be appreciated...and speaking of, I'm still trying to figure out what sort of thing I'll do for the good Sakura story. My original idea no longer works for me, and I'd like to try a spin on an overused plot idea (Ex, the Kekkei Genkai powers from Mysterious and the Demonic aid from this story). Perhaps an Exile Fic...but how to work it...

Also, why is Rukia so freakishly short anyway?

Also, which is worse, the Seretei's government, or the Ministry of Magic?

Begin

Ichiraku's Ramen Bar, AKA Naruto's 5 million star rated premier, single and only eatery that the fine chefs of the Land of Snobby Chefs wish to kill (Naruto's POV)

At the ramen bench were now four new people, his old classmates, Kiba and his dog Akamaru, who looked really down for the dumps for some reason, a visibly annoyed trench coat wearing boy with odd shades by the name of Aburame Shino, a petite girl with lavender hair and pale eyes in a really overly thick Jacket named Hinata Hyuga, and their sensei, a woman with odd red ripple eyes in clothing that looked like a lot of folded napkins named Yuhi Kurenai.

All but Hinata and the dog seemed to want to kill Kiba.

"Hey, I was mugged!" he whined. Shino stared at him.

"And your just too lazy to ask to borrow money from your mother..."

"NO, SHE'D KILL ME! AND WHY THE HELL WON'T YOU GIVE ME ANY!" Shino continued to stare at him, he'd probably make a good teacher.

"I have already explained the reasoning. None of us have funds that will allow you to borrow our own to a point we will not avoid this situation. It is illogical" their sensei sighed dramatically.

"Honestly, ever think of a bank account instead of your pockets, Kiba-san?" Kiba's eyes were wide.

"NO! BANKERS ARE EVIL, EVIL I SAY!" the group sighed...

"N..Naruto-kun?" Hinata had noticed her crush/ slash stalk target/ slash center of all her highly perverted Hyuga fantasies that make Icha Icha seem like a tame G rating(They see a lot with the Byukugan, he he he), who grinned.

"Hey Hinata-san, Kiba-san, what you guys doing here in my neck of the ramen woods" Kiba pouted.

"Some guy stole most of my cash, and this is only place cheap enough" Naruto smiled understandably that happened to him a lot back in the day.

"Don't let it get to you Kiba, for the Ramen is always good here!" he downed another bowl. A sweat drop formed on Shino.

"How can you eat that much, and not become obese?" The old man Teuchi chuckled.

"The kid's got an amazing metabolism, not to mention he's been training like a nutcase for the upcoming Chunnin Exams" Hinata smiled.

"Your entering too?" he nodded.

"You bet..." he remembered what the old cripple had said "Hey, do you think I can train with you guys? I've got a few jutsu I want to try to get a hand on before then" Hinata blushed while Kurenai smiled sadly.

"HEY, YOU HAVE YOUR OWN SENSEI..." Kiba began before Kurenai rose a hand to silence him. Naruto sighed, it appears at least she understood the whole 'his sensei is a useless and now ballless bastard who won't teach him anything'.

"Sure, we're be glad to help, as long as you invite me" Anko's voice said from behind him, startling the hell out of the younger Ninja.

Anko's POV

"EEP!" squealed her secret weapon to ensuring she'd have her destined mate for all of time

"ANKO-SAN!" Kurenai yelled at her old friend, "DON'T DO THAT!" Anko chuckled.

"What, I'd hate to see the kid's potential wasted, so why not" not to mention, help get Hinata into a position for her to obtain her services. Hopefully involving her being alive at the end of it when she turns her.

Later in the Lair

"Is it as I feared" Anko demanded of her two minions, who nodded grimly.

"Yes, that Danzo fellow you asked us to look into is planning something with Hinata-chan and Naruto-Kun" Haku began...

"Most likely involving murder and emotion destruction" Mei interrupted. Anko frowned.

"Charming"

"Anko-sama, I recommend immediately turning Hinata-chan and abducting Naruto-kun..." Haku began before Anko rose her hand to signal her to be silent.

"Hinata-chan is still a member of the Hyuga Clan, and a heiress no less. Such a move will set a giant wave of chaos across Konoha, and Naruto-kun will be caught in the crossfire from pure spite"

"So what, we just let her die or something?" Mei cried. Anko had a grin on her face.

"No, instead we're going to 'boar' a new plan. I just hope it doesn't die in my face"

Yamanaka head Household, Bedroom, 11 O Clock PM (Anko's POV once more)

In a much too sheer one piece sleep wear for her age, one long haired blond who sort of appeared anorexic slumbered, her dreams most likely filled with 'Sasuke-Kun'.

One Yamanaka Ino, the most powerful of the Sasuke Fangirls...which is not saying much. The heir of the Yamanaka clan, the girl, while no where near as bad as a certain violent pink flood plain female, was still far from being 'nice' to Naruto over the years.

However, perhaps that could be changed.

The foolish little girl, despite taking part in a few missions so far, still hadn't remembered to lock her windows. Thus, allowing for one vampiress to enter her room with a grin.

"Now then, your coming with me" she grinned, before shadow traveling the girl away, after biting her neck.

About an hour later, the lair (Ino's POV)

'Urg, my head hurts, I can barely breath' Ino groaned to herself as she blinked her eyes open, to find herself in in a odd room, with oddly cool red curtains, a desk, a coffin...

She blinked

"WHAT THE!" She forced herself up and backed up a few feet, before realizing her chest felt, heavier then it was supposed to. She then blinked when she realized she was a lot taller, and top heavy, then she was supposed to be, her skirt barely hid the important parts of her body, squeezed her figure like hell and her top wasn't much better

"A little girl like you really shouldn't be wearing such slutty clothing. Honestly, what's the point to it" a voice said, spooking the hell out of the girl.

"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!" a tall, but elegant, figure with purplish black hair appeared, virtually out of the shadows "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO ME!" Ino demanded. The woman smirked.

"I am needing your aid, so I decided to draft you into my now 4 girl strong vampire army..." She stopped as Ino tried to punch her in the face. With a yawn, the woman flicked her in the head, and sent her flying into the wall where she collapsed to the ground.

"OW!"

"Okay, here's the thing, you have to do everything I say, not that you have any choice. For example...place your foot behind your head" Ino did out, amazingly...

"OUCH, YOU BITCH!"

But it hurt a lot

Anko huffed with dry humor "Be glad I didn't tell you to 'service your mistress' or something like that" Ino gulped. While Anko hadn't actually done anything of the manner like that with Mei or Haku, it was a good threat for little blond brats.

"Now, here's the big deal, not only are you not to reveal in anyway, shape or form, or even hint at, what I'm doing" she ordered "You are to aide me in monitering my next target, Hyuga Hinata..."

"YOUR AFTER HINATA-SAN TOO..."

"SILENCE!" it was quiet.

"Unlike you, she has to be changed gradually. The Hyuga will be in an uproar if I just kidnap her, so instead she will have to be turned over a longer period of time. The change will be so gradual that until it is completed, not even the best Hyuga could tell what happened to her. I need someone who can monitor her mental health in case it goes wrong...which it carries a 20% likelihood of if my races histories are accurate, where I will instead have to retrieve her and damn the consequences" Ino was now itching to yell at her.

"Perhaps you have a comment?"

"WHAT SORT OF INSANE LESBIAN COVEN..." Anko rose her hand for silence.

"Oh no, at the worst it will be Bi, because I have a male destined mate, as well as your own destined mate seeing as your not dead, dead, instead of just undead" Ino's eyes were sparkling.

"Uzumaki Naruto" she lost the sparkle.

"WHAT! THE DOBE, WHY NOT SASUKE-KUN..." Anko grabbed the girls ear.

"OW!"

"If you survived becoming my vampiric minion for all eternity, it is obvious you are compatible with Naruto-kun. Before you even begin to rant about that Uchiha of your dreams, I have to show you something" all of a sudden, Ino felt like she was being forced into a dark and spooky compactor...before she appeared silently on top of an apartment complex.

"Shadow travel, one of my favorite vampire powers" Anko motioned towards the window, which was in the bedroom of one little blond hair kid, with a stuffed frog.

"Hatake-Teme...behold my 'Ultimate no Jutsu'""'Boom" "Ramen" "SHIKAMARU, GET AWAY FROM MY RAMEN" various sleepy phrases wer muttered from the boy in slumber.

Ino would love to take blackmail photos, if she had a camera..or if the freaking vampire didn't point at the boy.

"Use your mind swap jutsu" she ordered "And read, ALL, of his memories" that odd obedience thing kicked in, and Ino reluctantly entered the mind of the class dobe...

And was absolutely horrified at what she found inside.

'YOUR A DEMON!'

'MURDERER!'

'NO DEMONS ALLOWED'

'Come back for training when your actually good at something'

'FEEL MY CABBAGES YOU FREAK!'

'DAMN ORPHAN FOX BRAT!'

"SEE THIS PELT, YOUR NEXT'

'I bet you will really enjoy the killing part of being a shinobi, your already stained in blood'

'YOU BAKA, YOU STOLE SASUKE-KUN'S GLORY'

Ino, now back in her own body, was shaking in shock as she was back in her own, older body.

"That, can't be true. Naruto...he was always happy, friendly. No person could be sane with all of that!" Anko sighed sadly.

"Naruto-kun is a strong willed person. He believes that he can become something great and earn respect. Noble goal, but with everything going at him, virtually impossible. As no one has ever physically attacked him, and the Sandiame has placed a few memory seals on him..."

"WHAT, HOKAGE-SAMA WOULD NEVER..." Anko shook her head silently.

"Nothing malicious, but more for his own good. If he was told he was a demon from such a young age...do you think he'd be sane? So he had seals that altered such memories so to preserve his sanity. They faded once he learned about it himself and the Sandiame deactivated them, but now he was mature enough to not be harmed. The Hokage tries hard to help him, but what he can do is limited" Ino appeared in thought, before smiling sadly.

"Not that I have any choice in the matter, but, can I try to help him too. I really should be training too" Anko chuckled.

"Well, just let me teach you how to henge back to your younger self, and I'll convince Asuma-san and Kurenai-san to allow you to train with us. I have one of my other assistants, Haku-chan's, waiting in your room, which I will shadow travel you too, to explain a few more things. I need to begin Hinata-chan's conversion"