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Okay, so discussion, who should be the last girl. Either Kin or Temari, I've decided.
Naruto's Dream World (Naruto's POV)
However, as the two vampires left their destined mate to his slumber, none of them had any idea what was in the boy's dreams.
For it appears the up and coming Chunnin Exams were getting to the boy, and his attempt of reading various Manga and watching television to fall asleep probably didn't help anything...
If the nightmares were anything to go by
Dream 1
Naruto was in a shadowed Colosseum, hundreds of thousands of people overlooking the plain, all of them screaming...
"KILL THE DEMON!" but his opponent, didn't appear to be a ninja...
"Pika" he was confronted by a medium sized yellow rat...
"What, I don't even play the stupid games..." the electric rat then electrocuted Naruto.
Dream 2
This time, instead of being confronted by a little yellow rat, Naruto found himself staring down a hulking behemoth, with spiky black hair ended with bells, an eyepatch and creepy muscles...
Naruto was freaked out...
"Kenpachi...Zaraki!" he yelled, before blinking "Your a genin?" the giant man sighed.
"Hey, its your nightmare. Now then" he drew his rusted and nicked Zampakuto "Now face me, Uzumaki Naruto! Prove your worth, or die!" Naruto formed the shadow clone hand seal...
"SHADOW CLONE JUTSU!" Naruto multiplied into a hundred copies of himself, each of them charging straight at Kenpachi with Kunai in hand.
They all flew into Kenpachi, but all their kunai didn't even scratch him. He looked annoyed.
"Look kid, your one of Bleach's biggest fans in Konoha, didn't you realize that wouldn't work! Your little cooking knives are barely affective on regular people, none the less super endurable shinigami" Naruto smirked.
"Who says I was done, KABOOM!" all the Naruto clones exploded, engulfing Kenpachi in a giant inferno. The real Naruto watched on with a grin, before the smoke cleared and Zangestu remained unharmed. Naruto had a look like a goldfish at the sight.
"Pathetic" Kenpachi flew at Naruto, his blade ready to slice the boy in half...
Dream 3
Naruto blinked, he was back in the same, unfriendly stadium once again. What, did every time he loose, he had to start all over again?
But now he found himself facing a long silver haired male in a red coat, with dog ears.
"WHAT, Inuyasha too! And how the hell are you still a Genin!" Inuyasha growled.
"Hey, its your nightmare...and I failed the written test..." Naruto looked horrified.
"WRITTEN TEST!" Inuyasha shrugged.
"It might not exist in your waking world...its possible" the dog hanyou shrugged, before a soda drink from the crowd impacted into his head.
"LESS TALKING MORE MAIMING DEMON SCUM!"
"RIP EACH OTHER TO PIECES!"
"MORE BLOOD" Naruto and Inuyasha exchanged looks.
'You put up with that crap too'
'Sadly'
'Do we really want to fight each other'
'no'
'I'll attack if you attack'
"BEAST WAVE PALM!"
"IRON WEAVER SOUL STEALER!" the two canine society rejects started sending wave attacks into the crowd, dispersing them as the two retreated from the toxic environment.
"Wait, I think I see an exit!" a light filled tunnel was just past the next seating row.
"Well, lets get out of here!" Inuyasha yelled, before finding their path blocked by Kakashi, who was standing guard of the entrance.
"DIE DEMONS...RAIKIRI!"
Dream 4
Naruto sighed, that was better, but now he was back, and who knows what his subconscious would dream up next...
Wait, this wasn't the battle arena of bastards...it was...
A WRITTEN TEST
"NO!"
Dream 5
Naruto was back in the arena of blood, and much happier. Because he had finally gotten lucky...
"I'm ready, I'm ready, to be a Genin!" his opponent was now some sort of walking swiss cheese block with pants and a tie.
"Spongebob, finally I caught a break" Naruto charged at the sponge, before the sponge grinned.
"DRAGON BALL JUTSU; ULTIMATE DESTRUCTION!"
Dream 6
Naruto was now annoyed.
"OH COME ON, THIS IS MY DREAM! CAN'T THINGS JUST GO DECENTLY FOR ONCE" a seductive voice then said.
"Oh, I bet your love this, Naruto-kun" turning around, he saw the crazy snake lady...naked.
He then fainted from the blood loss
Dream 7
Naruto scowled
"DAMN TEENAGE HORMONES! CAN I GO BACK TO THE VIOLENCE NOW!" Naruto may have his little sexy jutsu technique, but truly he wasn't all that perverted.
After all, did he need to give people an excuse to beat people up. It was actual law that perverts could be beaten up if the peeper was caught...to Jiraiya's ire.
"Oh, but I'm afraid we have, other needs for swords" Mei's sultry voice rang out. Naruto looked over his shoulder to spy the two, in similar dress.
Repeated end
Dream 8
Naruto was freaking out now
"OH NO OH NO, I'm TURNING INTO A PERVERT! MUST RESIST URGE, TO PURCHASE ICHA ICHA NOVELS!"
If only Naruto realized that his crazy nightmares were only the result of his bond with those Anko had turned, or was currently turning. He'd realize he wasn't becoming a pervert...
He then felt something, large, press into his chest.
"Naruto-kun" Hinata whispered into his ear...he wouldn't look, he wouldn't look...
"Pervert controlling brain no jutsu!" Ino's voice rang out as she made his head turn around, to see Hinata and Ino nude...
Hence why it reset again
Dream 9
Naruto was getting really ticked off now, so he decided to pull the plug, via pinching himself...
"WHAT, NOTHING!" he moaned, before he saw who was up against him now, some guy who was sparkling...
"A FUCKING TWILIGHT VAMPIRE...YOUR A FREAK! BEAST WAVE PALM!" he sent a beast wave palm flying at the vampire, who didn't even feel it, before the freak body flickered behind Naruto, and attempted to bite his neck
Dream 10
Naruto shivered after the last one. He checked to make sure he wasn't sparkling like a gemstone, before seeing who his new foe was.
His nightmare Chunnin exam opponent was one teenager, about the age of 16, with orange hair the color of the inner workings of a fire, in black robes. Naruto blinked.
"Ichigo!" He frowned "Why are you a Genin?" Ichigo scowled at him.
"Do I have to remind you this if your twisted dream!" he drew his Zampakuto, which was in its Shikai form, which resembled half a black cleaver. Naruto grinned, almost Kenpachi like.
"Wait, this is my dream...perhaps I can get it working for me" Naruto closed his eyes, as he tried to call forth his own Zampakuto, but instead he got the blade of Zabuuza. He frowned, thought amazed he could lift it.
"It will have to do!" he and dream Ichigo flew at one another, the two over sized blades colliding into one another with equal force, before Naruto grinned.
"Kaboom!" the Naruto exploded as the real one appeared behind a rapidly retreating Ichigo.
"Chidori!" using the dream to his advantage, Naruto formed Kakashi-Teme's jutsu and flew at Ichigo, who blocked it with his blade before forcing Naruto back.
"FIRE RELEASE; FIREBALL JUTSU!" Ichigo sent a giant fireball flying at Naruto rapidly, which the boy barely dodged with a lot of speed and luck. The fireball then turned around and started following Naruto as he ran from it, like something out of the Mr. Pacman game.
"WHAT THE HELL, YOU CAN'T EVEN USE BAKUDO'S, LET ALONE JUTSU!" The Ichigo was annoyed.
"Hell, its you dream. Obviously, it appears I can" Naruto frowned.
"ICE RELEASE; ICE BARRIER!" using one of the dream era jutsu, he blocked the fireball and destroyed it, before glaring Ichigo's way.
'The only way I can overcome this nightmare, is to outsmart...well myself if my subconscious is so determined to freak me out.
Frankly, does this count as training? Because if it is, the fighting parts of the exam should be a peace of cake' Naruto commented before creating a dozen shadow clones, who all rushed Ichigo. The dream apparition glared them down.
"Fool, you think that explosion trick can work again" using Flash Step, Ichigo rapidly appeared behind the Naruto clones, beheading each of them before they had a chance to explode, and appeared behind the real Naruto.
"Kaboom!" or so he thought, as that Naruto exploded, forcing the Soul Reaper dream person to jump back, before the real Naruto appeared behind him.
"Water Release; Violent Water Wave!" a giant gush of water spewed from Naruto's mouth, blasting into Ichigo and sending him into the air, as his blade glowed blueish green, as did Naruto's hand.
"BEAST WAVE PALM!" two palm attacks collided, one from the blade of Ichigo, the other from Naruto's hand. Jumping onto the side of the stadium, Naruto rushed straight up vertically, before jumping straight at Ichigo, who flew at him with an unsheathed Zampaktuto pair...wait when did he get the second one...
"SHADOW CLONE WAVE!" a huge wave of Naruto clones, all of them shadow clones, formed and smashed into the Ichigo duplicate, before igniting an intense explosion, that created a giant hole in the ground that began spewing a geyser of Lava.
The two combating beings stood on opposite sides of the spew, all panting. Naruto glared at his favorite manga's protagonist apparition with a smirk.
"So, Orohime or Rukia? The copy Ichigo glared at him before flying into the air, over the lava bursting from the ground, and spun a few times with both blades.
"THIS ENDS NOW!" Ichigo flew straight down at Naruto, both blades ready to destroy him...
"EXPLOSION GUARD!" Naruto created two shadow clones, who exploded just as Ichigo was attacking, causing him to loose his two blades, before the real Naruto appeared behind him.
And elbowed him in the back, sending him to the ground. There was a lot of booing from the crowd at this.
"Winner, Uzumaki Naruto! ALL HAIL CHUNNIN UZUMAKI NARUTO!"
Morning
Naruto, looking like he went through hell, got out, and realized he left his car keys there so he had to go back all over again, immediatly went to check his milk carton...
"Geeze, it expired last Tuesday...I had to have that last glass of milk before bed"
Orig moves
DRAGON BALL JUTSU; ULTIMATE DESTRUCTION
No Rank
Description; A jutsu that exists in Naruto's dream realm, the user uses a dragon ball to obliterate a small country
Pervert controlling brain no jutsu
No Rank
Description; Another jutsu only in Naruto's dream realm, it allows for a Yamanaka to control the movements of a pervert
Shadow clone Wave
Rank; A
Description; A huge swarm of Shadow Clones are made to strike the foe in a literal human wave
Explosion Guard
Rank; A
Description; Two shadow clones are formed, who explode immediately to force back an attacker