I just found an epic image on Deviantart; Gods and Heroes (just imagine, what would happen should Anime and Gods go to War) by Taresh. I recommend looking it up.
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Puric Night; I don't know if I will, but I created it in order to add a good fight in after the absence of one, that being Naruto vs Ichigo
Naruhina; True, but I don't like being overly zelous in my size guesses. I do admit, however, Sakura does have a chest in Shippuden. The chest thing, however, come more into play with characters in baggier clothing, AKA any non Anime
Jamie;Hey, it wasn't that bad
JL: To your last one, I don't think that will be applied in the near future
Animeman; It was supposed to be ridiculous
Tobi; He did do that in canon, well ignoring crazy dreams but still
Reishin; AGREED, ASSEMBLE THE LYNCH MOB...by the way, did you know the curse (Twilight) is the third largest section on the sight, with Naruto second and Harry Potter by far the first.
So, what is the best Harem story on Fanfiction dot Net? I say Harem War, a Harry Potter fic by Rabaslab (IF your a HP fan, its a great read). By that, a Harem story that is
A; Not all lemons
B; A decent read
C; Doesn't make the main character evil (I just don't like that kind of thing, a little dark I can handle)
And also, do Harem stories always come with bashing and the 'evilfication' subspecies of bashing certain characters. Sasuke, Sakura, the Council, Kiba and Kakashi here most commonly, and in Harry Potter; Draco (Makes his real self seem like a saint), Ron, Molly, Ginny, Dumbledore and Snape, as well as the Ministry of Magic.
Ministry, Councils...probably the Seiretei if they really had a larger amount of Bleach Harem, is that just in these two genres or everywhere...
And as much as I like flattery, don't use Last Vampiress or Mysterious Power
Begin
Training Field, a week before the Chunnin Exams (Anko's POV)
Things have been going well for Anko and her merry little quartet of Vampires. Naruto, Ino and Hinata were closer and closer to being ready for the Chunnin Exams, as well Shino and Kiba.
So far, Ino hadn't noticed any serious issues with Hinata's mind. The subtle transforming of herself into a vampire hadn't put her on a rampage for blood, death or explosive flowers, the only noticeable change was that she actually managed to ask Naruto, who would have been her destined mate even if she hadn't been chosen to become a vampire, on a date, as her vampire blood made her want more contact with him.
Of course, it was just to Ichiraku's, but it was still something. Now then, back to the training, where Naruto was about to have a practice fight with Kiba, with a nervous Hinata, and a normal Ino, Shino and Ino's teammates, the fat Choji, and the lazy Shikamaru.
"I hope your ready to loose" Kiba taunted. Naruto grinned.
"I'm sure you are" Kurenai rose her hand.
"Begin" Kiba flew at Naruto.
"Fang Passing Fang!" he spun into a razor sharp vortex of pain, flying at Naruto like a airborn drill.
"Explosion Guard!" Naruto formed two shadow clones, who blew up to blast Kiba back. He gritted.
"Damn, got to be faster...FANG PASSING FANG!" another razor vortex flew at Naruto, who dodged it swiftly before his hand began glowing greenish blue.
"BEAST WAVE PALM!" a razor wind palm flew from Naruto's hand into the claw storm, blocking Kiba once more. Changing tactics, Kiba flew at Naruto without chakra, slicing at him with his claws, knocking Naruto down, before he went for the finish punch.
Quickly adapting, Naruto grabbed Kiba's clawed hand with his ankles, before using his free hands...
"SHADOW CLONE JUTSU!" a shadow clone appeared next to Kiba and smashed into him, knocking the dog user down...
What a day for Akamaru to be getting his innoculation against rabies, Distemper, the common cold, mad cow disease, H1N1, exploding testicle syndrome, involuntary Spanish accent barking disorder and all the other wonderful illnesses he could get from the Chunnin Exams if you were a dog
...Before the clone had the dog user pinned.
"That's enough" Kurenai finished it. Kiba whined.
"I could've won if I had Akamaru with me" The shadow clone poofed away as Naruto chucked.
"Sure you could" Naruto commented, before a loud 'hmm hmm' could be heard. Turning around, he saw his real 'sensei', looking annoyed. Anko immediatly hissed, as did Ino, Kurenai and Hinata eyed him in distaste, and the rest were confused.
This couldn't be good, all he'd want was to mess up Naruto-Kun's training.
"You know, your not supposed to be helping any genin but your own, Yuhi-san" he said cooly "And Mitrashi" no respect there "Aren't you busy in interrogation or something" Anko glared at the man.
"Shadow clone, try one sometime Hakate" He glared at her blond destined mate.
"Naruto is not fit to enter this exam, but Sasuke is" apparently, his devotion to the Civilians agenda of Uchiha adoration was still strong "You should be practicing your techniques with his own" Naruto laughed. "What's so funny" he said coldy.
"I was training like that with him just yesterday. He's getting Taijutsu training from that Mega Brows guy in the Jumpsuit if I recall" Kakashi twitched, and Anko also shivered.
First a massacre, and then that!
On top of Mount Steep Death and Lax Climb (Sasuke's POV)
On top of the Land of Fire's sheerest mountain one one side, where nothing but rocks, crevices and the occasional pit of exploding lava dwell, climbable by its peaceful, green, life filled opposite side, a trio of two insane green suits and one fearing for his life Uchiha were rolling down the mountain's steep side, on round boulders.
"THIS IS INSANE!" Sasuke yelled in terror. While his Taijtsu had improved immensely, his sensei was not mentally sound
"NO, IT IS MOST YOUTHFUL TRAINING FOR YOUR REFLEXES! OH, BY THE WAY, IF I WERE YOU I'D WATCH OUT FOR THAT DRAGON WHICH YOU ARE ABOUT TO SMASH INTO!" Sasuke's eyes were wide.
"WHAT THE HELL..."
Thump
"ROARRRR!"
In the end, Sasuke got far too much training in reflexes done, and Lee learned how to treat 3rd degree burns. The poor dragon then fled when the two Green suits engaged in the Sunset No Genjutsu of evil horror and destruction.
Sasuke then later had to get Inoichi to remove it from his mind after he accidentally saw it with his Sharingan
Back to the training sight (Naruto's POV)
His lazy, ball less, good for nothing sensei was terrified at the thought of what he just said.
"You left him alone, with THAT IDIOT!" Naruto stared at the man.
"At least he trains people" Kakasih now had a dark look on his face.
"Okay then, perhaps you should get some personal training, NOW!" Kakashi sent a kunai flying at Naruto, who dodged it with his limited reflexes.
"Hatake..." Kurenai began, before Kakashi rose his palm to her direction.
"I'm training him now, so butt out. You train YOUR students your way, I train MY Students my own way...FIRE RELEASE; FIREBALL JUTSU!" he spewed a fireball straight at Naruto, but when Kurenai motioned to intervene, Anko stopped her.
"But..." Anko grinned.
"I don't think we're be disappointed, Hatake however..." Naruto breathed in deeply.
"WATER RELEASE; VIOLENT WATER WAVE! "a sparkling wave of water flew from Naruto's mouth, blasting the fireball to steam city. Kakashi blinked.
"Wind, and WATER!" Anko grinned.
"See, I got a chance to train him in a few tricks of my own" or from one of your servants henged into you, but it works.
Kakashi flew at Naruto for some Taijutsu attacks, but Naruto dodged the silver man's fist before elbowing him in the back, knocking him down. Naruto grinned as he put a foot on Kakashi's back.
"1, 2..." Kakashi forced himself up like a pushup, knocking Naruto off of him.
"THIS ISN'T WRESTLING...LIGHTNING RELEASE: LIGHTNING Blast!" a ball of lightning formed in Kakashi's mouth as he did Rat, Dog and Tiger, before blasting the attack straight at Naruto.
So, he was staying low powered in his jutsu...weak
Naruto ran Rat, Rabbit and Dog before spinning.
"Wind Release; Vacuum Wave!" slices of wind flew like blades, slicing the lightning jutsu down to size before Naruto's palm began glowing.
"BEAST WAVE PALM!" the razor wind slice flew at Kakashi, who breathed in heavily.
"Water Release; Violent Water Wave!" apparently copying it before this, Kakashi blasted the water attack to destroy Beast Wave Palm, before flying ahead with a kunai in hand.
"CAN YOU DODGE THIS! BECAUSE IF YOUR CAN'T, YOU DON'T DESERVE THE TITLE, CHUNNIN!" Of course, they had no idea who was watching them.
Hidden locaction in training area; Danzo's POV
Danzo grinned.
He could get that fool taken care of, and eliminate Hinata, all in one go now.
Taping his cane into the ground, he sent Earth Chakra forth to do his bidding
"Earth Release; Sinkhole swap"
Back to (Kakashi's POV)
All of a sudden, just as I was ready to stab the demon where a human would have a heart, the earth underneath both the demon and that tiny Hyuga started to sink...
"What the..." both of them were sucked down, and reappeared on the opposite sides they originated on.
Thus, his kunai, instead of striking the demon, struck the Hyuga in the chest...
"HINATA-CHAN!" all of the nearby idiots yelled as they out of nowhere choose to attack him.
"WIND RELEASE; VACUME SERIAL WAVES!" the demon spewed a giant wind slice at me.
The Aburame send hundreds of those parasistes at me. They are no better than the demon, those freaks.
"Fang Passing Fang!" the dumb dog less dog user flew at me
"STRIKING SHADOW SNAKE HANDS!" The snake whore let loose those damn reptiles
"Shadow Kunai Clone Jutsu!" the blond idiot female tossed a bunch of kunai at me, all multiplied from one original one.
Now, I'd move out of the way, but he couldn't. A damn Genjutsu...
The attacks struck into Kakashi...
CLIFFHANGER NO JUTSU
Orig moves
Lightning Release; Lightning Blast
Rank; C
Description; A blast of lightning is blasted from ones mouth at a foe
Earth Release; Sinkhole Swap
Rank; B
Description; The Earth of ones choosing is manipulated to change a persons or objects location via sinkholes
CLIFFHANGER NO JUTSU
Rank; E
Description; A jutsu authors use to cause suspense in their readers by cutting the chapter off at the good stuff