Title: ELVES

Disclaimer: Still not mine.

Warning: Fluff, elf bashing

Summary: Fili and Kili destroys the house, and then proceeds to try out elf telepathy

Note: Should still not be taken serious, as I will make faults about age and such things.

Characters: Fili, Kili & Thorin Mention of Balin & Dwalin

Universe: The Hobbit

A/N: Well I tried.

The place was destroyed, as much as it could be at least. The stonewalls was impossible to really do any major damage to if not the right tools were used, as for now they were just covered in coal. Someone had made a surprisingly accurate painting of a dragon, Thorin guessed it was Kili but it could just as well be the other.

Of course it was not only the walls that were marred by the small dwarves raid, the pelts and rugs that covered the floor was discarded around the room, a large bit of pelt was missing from the bear one that laid before the now cold fire.

The coal from the fire had been carried and dumped into the pots and tables that were used for dining, and sometimes meeting, as they couldn't be too finicky after the fall of Erebor. The few weapons that had been in the room was luckily not gone, they were still too heavy for the two dwarf children to carry.

Balin is sleeping and Thorin can't really be mad about that, the old dwarf probably had had too much on his hands trying to handle the small dwarves. What surprised him was that Dwalin was not in sight, probably looking for the children.

Thorin probably should too.

He turned and left the room; maybe he would force Fili and Kili to clean it up as punishment for the mess. But it didn't really suit him, just cleaning up the mess they had themselves made wasn't enough. For goodness sake he had only been out for three hours to check the traps they had set up in the forest around the caves.

There was no sign of where the two could have gone to, the massacre in the larger hall had ended there and the corridors and caves was spotless outside… except. Thorin gave the wall a closer look, apparently the dragon had not ended in the bigger hall its tail coiled against the wall and led him deeper inside the caves.

With a sight he followed the painting and came into the smaller rooms, the two of them were seated in front of the small fire burning in the hearth. The missing bit of the bear pelt was stuck on their faces, like the beards they probably will have in the future. (Except maybe Kili, because he really doesn't feel like he would get any beard, which is a weird though because he's a dwarf and you just don't really know how one's beard will look in the future.)

"What a mess you have created in the hall," Thorin boomed to get their attention.

However with the big eyes fixed on him he really couldn't stay angry with them, Fili blinked and they were probably both grinning like some mad men under the tuff of pelt stuck at their faces. He went up to them and sat beside them on the floor, they were facing each other but with him there they both turned.

"We painted-"

"And redecorated-"

"To make it feel like home-"

"And we tried to put a blanket-"

"On Balin-"

"But we didn't find any so we used the pelt-"

"And then we created beards-"

"But it's kind of icky-"

"And itchy."

Thorin sighted again, he only had understood half of that.

"And then you left like that?"

"Well we are going to clean it-"

"Later-"

"When we done with this."

The older dwarf nodded, he would let them of the hook this time… only this time because he hadn't had time to play with them in a very long time. None of the dwarves had, and they had probably too much energy to spend.

It had come so sudden when he suddenly had to take care of them, and for a people that were always on the move it wasn't really fun for the small dwarves. Nothing was fun these days, and they always seemed to have to entertain themselves.

He could take them hunting, nothing big and dangerous like a boar, but he could let them help him with smaller hunts and putting out traps. It was not so much fun, but at least they would feel like they were helping him. Beside sooner or later they would be growing up, and then they would have to help either way and then it was best that they already knew at least a little of hunting.

However that would suit another day after they had cleaned up their mess, or at least some of it, the coal could be left as it didn't hinder them so much and they would be leaving the cave soon either way. Right now he needed to understand why they were staring at each other, they hadn't moved a muscle under the time he spent brooding.

It was kind of unsettling to see the two of them so still just staring at each other.

"What are you two doing?"

"Telepathy-"

"Mindspeak."

Thorin blinked, what had made them think-

"And why do you try to do that?"

"Because elves can-"

"We read it-"

"If they're really close they can talk to each other in their heads-"

"And we're really close-"

"So we should be able to do it-!"

Thorin stared at the two, still staring at each other. Never mind what he was thinking earlier, they would get punishment for the mess and clean the walls.

Fucking elves…