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All; Yes, I had to do that. It was funny and a great way to annoy my readers in a friendly way. Perhaps I should improve it by delaying the update...nah not that cruel
Jl; My favorite is a well written, original one.
Mas; When did I say he'd become a vampire king? At the same time, I'm trying to avoid rushing my story and putting a bit of show to Naruto learning Jutsu
Anatamous; Bashing for no reason, doesn't. However, Bashing can be an aid at times. For instance, a bashed Ron, who is dumber than a cat with half a brain and believes he should get Hermoine just because Harry 'gets everything', can be used to push it to HarryXHermoine style. Harry Potter and the Curses Cure and The Harem War do this. Sakura being bashed, as another example, can help end Naruto's infatuation with her to free that part up. Bashing is like anything, it is good as long as its not overdone...I for one don't bash Kiba, the Sandiame, Kushina, the Yondiame, Danzo or the parents of the Rookie nine. Should I ever do a Harry Harem fic, I wouldn't bash Ginny, and I'd probably give Theodore Nott a break.
Godzilla; Good, you know the differences of Kakashi's
Reishin; Sorry, that's impossible
Naruhina; Still, the Manga and Anime are important as bases for keeping a story believable.
Now, should I ever write Harems in other genres featuring other main characters, here's the rough idea of which characters I'd use in them as the harem (I'd choose from the list...not conclusive)
Harry Potter; Hermoine Granger, Ginny Weasely, Luna Lovegood, Daphne Greengrass, Susan Bones, Parvati Patil, Padma Patil,
Percy Jackson; Annabeth Chase, Rachael Dare, Artemis, Thalia Grace (Posiedon; Amphirite, Sally) (Hades; Persephone, Maria)
Ichigo Kurotsaki; Rukia, Orohime, Youroichi, Isane, Tia, Nelliel, Nemu
I don't like using older females (Though more, alternately aging and age ambiguous ones like the Shinigami or Artemis I'd leave as an exception)
However, the Harry and Ichigo harems won't happen unless I figure out a good, original plot, and Percy Jackson fanfiction is a difficult place to get ahead. Thus caution before I'd try something to radical...though I do have a slight idea of how to work that one at least.
Well well...Instead of torturing you with a waiting period of days, months...though I do warn its going to be a little tight for getting stories done starting late next week...
Also, I decided to deal with some earlier complaints from a choice in my plot
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Flashback Hyuga Residence (Hinata's POV)
The eerily quite residence of the perverted eye Hyuga clan was unbroken by snores, for the highest of society do not make the noises of commoners. However, the occasional burst of moaning shows that they weren't all ice, at least when those not close to the heart are present.
It also helps Hyuga females are highly well endowed. It was for this reason the Caged Bird Seal was originally invented, as a way to protect the bloodline by making it impossible to impregnate one without the current Head of the clan unlocking it.
Back in such times, the only way to obtain bloodlines was to abduct females from the clan with said bloodline and impregnate them. This was an 100 percent chance method at least with the Hyuga, for the genes of the Byukugan were carried by the mother's X chromosome.
A male Hyuga with a non bloodline carrier of the Hyuga could not transfer the Byukugan's genes, making any other method of obtaining the bloodline impossible (Which the clan managed to prevent Inbreeding over the years by at least 1 female in each main generation would find a mate outside the clan to help keep the blood of the clan from thinning). Good thing too, for young, unmarried Hyuga males out of Konoha often thought like Jiraiya.
The adding of the seal to males came with the advent of eye transfer techniques and the ability to study the components of a Ninja's bloodlines, for a long time the entire clan was protected by this seal.
However, at some point in the distant past, this tradition was perverted by higher ups, creating the caste system in place today.
A tradition that would hopefully begin to be unraveled under the leadership of Hieress Hyuga Hinata, should she get the job. The petite but endowed 'bluenette' had several deep hopes in her heart, that she wished to achieve at some point in her lifetime.
5; Visit the Land of Cinnamon Buns
4; Bridge the distance that her cousin, Neji, had forged
3; Earn her father's respect
2; Change the Hyuga clan for the better and stop the Cursed Seals use
1; Confess her feeling to Naruto-kun, and have them returned
These hopes filled her dreams at night, aside for her immensely raunchy dreams of Naruto...which could count as the first on her list. However, for once her dream's weren't based on hope of horniness.
Hinata's Dream
Hinata found herself on top of the Hokage monument, but something was different about it. The face of the Sandiame had a huge crack on its face...and the town below her appeared to be in chaos.
Explosions rang out, dying cries emanated from everywhere, and several giant snakes appeared to be slithering all over the place.
In the distance, she saw some sort of sand colored, thing...being attacked by the Nine Tailed Fox?
What the heck was going on.
"Amusing isn't it" a voice said behind her. Turning around, Hinata spotted a red haired lady, about 25 or 30, with very, Tsunade like assets, covered in a black version of what sort of looked like the pink haired menaces clothes, but a little less like a dress, but a tang top and shorts. A purple jacket was tied around her waist. Her red hair flowed down her like 9 long tendrils, and her eyes were a similar shade to those of said menace, but more pale and lacking pupils.
She smelled the air "Don't you just love the smell of carnage in the morning. Better than coffee" Hinata blinked.
"Um, who are you" the woman gave what could only be called a predatory grin.
"You know, I don't really know that myself. I just call myself Fluffy" Hinata looked confused.
"But...that's what you call...a cat or dog?" Fluffy huffed.
"Ha, that's an insult. I eat those for breakfast after I grind them into dumplings and coat them in cinnamon. But, that's not what I'm here to discuss, little girl" she poked her between her breasts.
"EEP!..."
"Faint, and I will gut you like a trout, then I will sew you back together with your own tendons and blast you apart, and mount your bloody head on my wall" Hinata managed to avoid fainting.
"My young Hinata-chan, I sense a great destiny of you, but I can't help but wonder how you will make that future? Will you become the next head of the Hyuga Clan and flush out the corrupt perverts who like giving people evil tattoos..." Hinata was shocked.
How did this stranger, for nothing in her dreams was ever this violent or harsh, unless they were her father and she'd failed her Genin Test...or if they were a Fox Hound...for some reason, know about the Hyuga's hidden perversity. It was more closely protected than their bloodline!
It was probably the only secret she'd keep from the old regimes if she took over.
"...Will you marry our young whiskered friend..."
"EEP!" how did she know that. Fluffy chuckled.
"Oh, many people know, Hinata-chan. Just because your crush is as dense as a diamond, doesn't mean others are" did this person just read her mind.
"Oh no Hinata-chan, I just know you far too well" the way she said that, didn't imply being close as in a friend, family...sexual partner.
It was, something else.
"...Will you fail and be sent to the Branch House? Or will you die and early death" Hinata looked away at the carnage below her.
"Konoha is a cesspool of politicians who are immensely conservative, they don't want any change and want the powers of the Hokage's office as limited as possible. They are like the Tea Party's evil twin"
Meanwhile in the Real World
Hinata, immersed in her dream, failed to notice that a cut finger was in her mouth, and that odd tasting blood was dripping into her. All from the lady who had been helping Naruto-kun.
Back to the dream world
"Tea Party?" Fluffy sighed
"Don't ask. Now, where was I, oh yes...More freedom to the regular peoples. Less expectancy of the exams. Your elders, and you better not doubt it, won't allow you to gain power, have heirs or change things as much as they possible can. And if your heir's like Ramen or are blond, that's twice the reason" Hinata was now curious.
Hinata had noticed for a long time that most people seemed to want to either avoid Naruto at all costs, or kill him. A few limited exceptions being Iruka and the Sandiame. It was rumored even his own sensei's dream in life was to decapitate him and burn the body in a dumpster.
Did this strange person know why?
"Oh, I know all about it" Fluffy was again reading her mind, or at least knowing her far, far too well "And, while I'd love to tell you, its hard enough to actually be talking to you. I had a odd encounter with a Chipmunk a while ago..."
"A chipmunk?" Fluffy shrugged.
"Well, where I am, Chipmunks can cause your mind to be sent into far away if they attack you...though it is temporary. I feel myself returning as I speak. And I plan to eat that chipmunk, after roasting it like a marshmallow..."
'She's more of a carnivore than Kiba-kun'
Fluffy chuckled "Bark" Hinata froze, this was just creepy
"Anyway, for what little bit I'm here, and the fact that I just feel like messing with you, I will say it in the following way...I'm better than the Sunny Archer Dude at it anyway."
"With no choice at it"
"Blond was the color of sealing"
"Red Fox or Blue Fox?"
She chuckled at the last bit.
"Sorry, too much time with a cat in a hat...oh here's my mind returning to my body" Fluffy faded away, with the dream.
Waking world
Hinata blinked...what was it she meant...as her eyes flickered towards her team, and they landed on Shino specifically. She then recalled one of his limited comments, after a civilian refused to allow their team to complete their mission because he was with them.
'The Aburmame Clan is distrusted by many in the village because of the insects inside of us. While we are not an insect, they equate us to one, and thus wish to do to us what they'd do to insects...squash them. While pointless, it makes them feel better about being so weak'
Wait, if a person could have live hives of insects sealed inside of them, could they also, if they were skilled enough..seal giant demons into little boys...
Hinata had tears in her eyes now, it all made sense now.
Naruto was born on the day of the Kyuubi attack
He had those marks on his cheek, like whiskers
His chakra was insane in its quanity
A lot of people hated him for no apparent reason
The Yondiame, he sealed the Fox inside of Naruto somehow, but why him? Why not someone with a family who'd understand, who'd help him. The Aburame did...why didn't he...
Hinata steeled herself, she'd no longer help him just by little things; reporting to Iruka if a substitute handed Naruto a odd paper, buying that stuffed frog of his...
She'd do something big for him one day...
End Flashback
She failed...as her injured body descended to the ground, before an orange blur caught her. It was Naruto-Kun...
"HINATA-CHAN!" he cried. Hinata smiled weakly.
He did care
"Na..ruto...kun" she whispered...
"HINATA-CHAN..."
AN, so did I kill her? Did she just go into unconscious shock? What is Kakashi's fate? Well, call this my working on the tragic and tense scenes of mine. Sorry, it had to be done somewhere.