A/N, Sorry about the recent delays. Finals are a murder. I should be back on schedule this week.
Naruto Uzumaki;
Age; 13
Height; 4. 9 FT
Weight 88 Pounds
Naruto has completed 6 official missions; 5 D Rank, 1 A rank
Naruto's favorite food is Ramen
Naruto wishes to fight to prove he can be the Hokage and Kakashi
Jutsu;
Shadow Clone Jutsu
Substitution
Henge
Sexy Jutsu
Harem Jutsu
Clone Explosion Technique
All Directions Shurikan
Wind Release; Beast Wave Palm
Shadow Clone Wave
Explosion Guard
Water Release; Violent Water Wave
Wind Release; Vacume Wave
Wind Release; Vacume Serial Waves
Anko Mitarashi
Age; 24
Height; 5.4 (6.1)
Weight; 100 pounds (115)
Cup Size D (G)
Anko has completed 648 Missions; 72 D-rank, 87 C-rank, 398 B-rank, 89 A-rank, 2 S-rank
Anko's favorite foods are Blood and Dango
Anko wishes to fight Orochimaru, Kakashi and others who threaten Naruto
Jutsu;
Shadow Travel
Hiding with Camouflage
Fire Release; Phoenix Wave Surge
Mystic Palm Technique
Shadow Clone Jutsu
Tsunade improved Henge
Striking Shadow Snake Hands
Shadow Port
Earth Release: Opening Earth Rising Excavation
Vampiric Rebirth
Mei Terumi
Age; 14
Height; 4.9 (6.0)
Weight; 80 pounds (100)
Cup Size C (H)
Mei has completed 40 Missions; 4 D-rank, 20 C-rank, 10 B-rank, 6 A-rank
Mei's favorite food is anything spicy and hot
Mei wishes to fight anyone who offends her or those she cares about
Jutsu;
Body Flicker
Fire Release; Phoenix Flower Jutsu
Earth Release; Golem Laurel Jutsu
Water Release; Violent Water Wave
Earth Release; Retreat Block
Lava Release; Melting Kiss
Earth Release; Earth Dome
Boil Release; Skilled Mist Technique
Tsunade Improved Henge
Shadow Travel
Haku Momoichi
Age; 14
Height; 4.10 (6.3)
Weight; 80 pounds (90)
Cup Size B (D)
Haku has completed 40 Missions; 4 D-rank, 20 C-rank, 10 B-rank, 6 A-rank
Haku's favorite food are peaches and anything cold
Haku wishes to fight anyone who Zabuuza tells her to, or now anyone Anko orders her too
Jutsu;
Body Flicker
Water Release; Serpent Lily Jutsu
Wind Release; Storm Stream
Water Release; Liquid Sphere
Ice Release; Ice Barrier
Ice Release; Ice Mirror Dome
Ice Release; Ice Senbon
Tsunade improved Henge
Shadow Travel
Hinata Hyuga;
Age; 13
Height; 4. 7 (5.11)
Weight; 70 pounds (100)
Cup Size; D (I)
Hinata has completed 5 official missions; 5 D rank
Hinata's favorite food is Cinnamon Buns
Hinata wishes to fight her father and Sakura
Jutsu;
Gentle Fist
Substitution
Henge
Clone
Sasuke Uchiha
Age 13
Height 4.9
Weight; 93 pounds
Sasuke has completed 6 official missions; 5 D rank, 1 A rank
Sasuke's favorite food is anything with Tomatoes
Sasuke wishes to fight Itachi and Naruto (For training)
Jutsu;
Clone
Substitution
Henge
Fire Release; Fire Ball Jutsu
Fire Release; Phoenix Flower Jutsu
Yugito Nii
Age; 14
Height; 5.1 (6.1)
Weight; 70 pounds (80)
Cup Size B (E)
Yugito has completed 50 Missions; 11 D-rank, 20 C-rank, 10 B-rank, 9 A-rank
Yugito's favorite foods is Fish and Milk
Yugito wishes to fight the top fighters of Kumo and the usurpers
Jutsu;
Clone
Substitution
Henge
Flashback no Jutsu
Fire Release; Blue Fire Ball Technique
Fu
Age; 13
Height; 4; 11 (5;10)
Weight 67 Pounds (80)
Cup Size C (F)
Fu has completed 20 Official Missions; 10 C rank, 5 B rank, 5 A rank
Fu's favorite food is Honey
Fu wishes to fight anyone who she doesn't trust
Jutsu;
Henge
Substitution
Nanabi Strength Technique
Ino Yamanaka
Age; 13
Height 4.9 (5.11)
Weight 84 (101)
Cup Size B (D)
Ino has completed 6 official missions; 6 D rank
Ino's favorite foods are cherry tomatoes and pudding
Ino wishes to fight Sakura
Jutsu;
Clone
Substitution
Henge
Mind Swap
Shadow Kunai Clone Jutsu
Omake; the dangers of having a Harem...not canonical examples
Part 1; Rivarly among the Girls (Naruto Girls)
"HEY, ITS TUESDAY, I GET TO SLEEP WITH HIM TODAY!" Mei huffed loudly, glaring down on the equally annoyed Haku.
"NO, I GAVE YOU MY DAY LAST WEEK, YOU OWE ME!" Haku glared.
"WELL I HAVE LARGER BOOBS, FOR THAT REASON NARUTO-KUN WANTS ME MORE!"
"I, UNLIKE YOU, CAN GIVE HIM MASSAGES! CAN YOU EVEN DO ANYTHING FOR HIM WITHOUT BEING NAKED!" they glared down at one another, not noticing that Naruto had entered the room, nor that Hinata dragged him off...until the moaning started.
"HEY, HE'S MINE!"
"ITS MY TURN!"
"DON'T YOU DARE EXPECT YOUR THE ONLY ONE GETTING SOME OF NARUTO-KUN!" sure to say, Naruto ended up lacking any form of consciousness for a few hours after all three of them had their 'go'.
Part 2; Family issues (Harry Potter Girls...hey this might be the basis for Canon one day)
The large, obese and irritable looking form of Vernon Dursley, whose dark hair was beginning to gray and bald, was furious.
Of course, this was one of two moods he would be in whenever his nephew, Harry Potter, a magic using freak, was forced to stay at his home. The other was deep loathing.
However, he had perhaps run into the most, ABNORMAL, person in existence! This, Freak among Freaks, was a girl, probably 14, with straggly blond hair, some sort of fruit as ear rings, and was wearing a yellow sundress...with DIFFERENTLY COLORED SOCKS, IN SANDALS! Even her eyes were in some sort of a daze...obviously her parents and herself had some sort of disease.
"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!" he'd close the door, but the slam would point out to the neighbors that something, ABNORMAL, was here.
"My name is Luna Lovegood, a friend of Harry's..."
"GET OUT! I DON'T NEED ONE OF HIS SODDY GIRLFRIENDS!" Luna blinked.
"But I'm outside on a deck, so I am out. By the way, I'd do something about that flower pot" Vernon glared at her.
"Everyone knows that aqua marine flowers attract Wrackspurts. If Harry's descriptions about you three are correct, you hardly need any more" Vernon twitched.
"AND WHAT DOES THE UNGRATEFUL LITTLE BAS..."
"You know, saying that word you were about to say is proven to attract Swearing Ninniehoops. They enter your voice box and make you have to repeat the same swear word again and again" Clearly, the Sanitarium needed a new inmate. He then just thought of something.
"Wait, your one of the boy's friends?" Luna smiled, not revealing any more than that (He He...)
"And your female...BUT THE BOY ALREADY HAS THAT BUSHY HAIRED FREAK! SO HE'S A TWO TIMER..." Luna frowned.
"He isn't. Those you call two timers, or cheaters, are infected by Flirtious Jimjanglers, and Harry doesn't show any of the syndromes for being infected..."
"OH, SO LET ME GUESS, YOU FREAKS ARE POLYGAMISTS!" Luna smiled.
Very creepily.
"HEY, ANSWER ME YOU LITTLE..." he began, before his large, rotund body fell to the ground, unconscious. Behind the man were two other girls, a red head with long hair and brown eyes, and a curly haired brunette. A few feet behind them was a skinny black haired boy with glasses and a lightning shaped scar, who appeared, mildly frightened.
'When did they become that good at knocking out grown men without wands?' he was thinking.
"That man was horribly rude. He also needs to loose a lot of weight" Luna observed. She then noticed the rather ticked off duo of girls.
"Harry, why are Ginny and Hermoine looked like they took a bite out of anger educing shrivelcabbage? Harry chuckled nervously.
"Well...Aunt Petunia saw Ginny, thought she was my mom, and tried to hit her with a frying pan. She then got socked in the face. Dudley, well he tried to cop a feel on Hermione..." The curly hair of the Brunette appeared to be electrified at the moment "And will probably never have kids..."
"Harry, no offense but your relatives are jerks" Ginny was red in the face, as much as her hair. Harry shrugged.
"Well, I wanted to avoid them too, but Hermoine wanted their bank statements..."
"Its as we suspected..."
CLIFFANGER NO JUTSU ON WHAT I COULD BE IMPLYING...um Part 3; favoritism (Bleach)
A brooding teenager with orange hair, who was only defeated in the misunderstood and dangerous art of brooding by Sasuke Uchiha, was staring out into space, as a muscular man dressed in green jumped up behind him.
"HEY, ICHIGO" Said Ichigo frowned.
"Ganju...what do you want" This Ganju was grinning.
"I heard the news. All those babes after you, OH your a lucky bastard aren't you" Ichigo looked away.
"So, which ones your favorite" Ichigo froze.
"Um, what?" he said nervously. Ganju just chuckled.
"Just between you and me, which babe do you like the most. Oh come on, you can tell me" Ichigo ignored him.
"It would be a guy secret" Ganju begged "Come on, is it Yoroichi, bet she's like a cat in heat...or what about that Orohime, its always the quiet ones who get the most ranchy..." Ichigo began backing away from Ganju.
"Or is it Rukia, after all she's short and defiant, that must make some really interesting..." horrifying levels of killer intent were suddenly felt in the area, as various small animals began keeling over.
"Here's a girl secret, the guy with a bunch of girls can't play favorites, and here's another, the guy who talks like that about girls, dies painfully" the killer intent was now causing the earth to shake.
"PLEASE, SAVE ME!" Ichigo shook his head.
"Hey, I don't want to die, so see ya" Ichigo flash stepped away as Ichigo's harem appeared and...
Censored for being unable to be put into Fanfiction dot net postings due to excessive mutilation and blood
P.S, Ganju's funeral will be held next week