Things I Must Do When One of the Team is Pregnant

by Mrs. Snape Forever 101

The males on the team each write a list of what not to do when their girls are pregnant. Tim/Abby; Tony/Ziva; Gibbs/Jenny. May be somewhat out of character.

2. Tony and Ziva

Things I Must and Must Not Do When Ziva Is Pregnant

I must not tell her that she has gained weight even though she has; She can kill me 18 different ways with a paperclip.

I must remember this.

I must not make fun of her eating habits.

I must not complain every time she sends me out in the middle of the night to get her food.

I must always tell her that she looks beautiful no matter what.

I must remember this.

I must not tease her when she starts waddling like a duck; it is my fault that she is pregnant.

I must not complain that she breaks my hand during labor.

This is a guide that Tony has to remember when Ziva is pregnant with one of his many children.