The new story is up, so its a 3 day circulation per story. Anyways, to the story
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Many people; Konan is de aged just like Mei and Yugito were, and not to a point of Nagato and Yahiko being de aged as well. This Konan is the agent of Nagoto's he mentioned having sent to capture Naruto
Leaf; She will meet an end of some sorts, but expect her to pull off a lot more Educational Decree's.
Death; He had a huge crush on Sakura, who has a lesser chest. That would lead Hinata to dislike being so different from her
Naruhina; Hey, I have to explain why he never got information on his legacy, and I'd rather vilify Dumbedlore than Sirius or Remus. The Hunter looking at prey look is about how Naruto is her target, to be captured and taken to the Akatsuki.
Dopplerdee; His ramen, plant, jutsu scroll, the dog scroll, his apartment, things like that
TJG; Don't forget, a lot of Ame ninja have head bands like that, relating to their loyalty to Nagato/Pain, and not Hanzo. In this universe, that is more common knowledge than in the original universe.
Animeman; That was Konan, Karin has red hair.
Begin
Forest of Death (Yugito's POV)
Yugito blinked as the morning sun struck the hollow that she and Fu were hiding in, before stretching in a cat like fashion.
Fu also exited the hollow, joining Yugito on the branch. She looked a lot worse for the wear than Yugito.
With an elongated yawn, Fu muttered.
"So, what to do, what to do" decides surviving, there was little to actually do in the Forest of Death. They didn't need attention from their missing nin status, seeing as they had likely labeled Yugito as one by now.
"Well, isn't that Chunnin Exam thing about to start up or something?" Yugtio shrugged "It might be interesting to see if Naruto-san is participating"
"Guess it couldn't hurt, and if I see any of my old 'friends', it wouldn't hurt to deal with them" she had a savage look on her. Yugito shook her out of it.
"FU-SAN, DO NOT GIVE INTO THAT IMPULSE!" Fu blinked.
"Damn bug" she muttered to herself. Yugito sighed.
"Its time like this I'm glad the Nibi isn't hot headed" ironically the cat itself was on fire...and awake.
HEY, what do you expect, I have had a lot of time to get used to this. Now don't annoy me or I'll melt your mind
Aren't we all glad the Nibi isn't pushing perverted thoughts? (A/N, anyone notice most Yugito's have a perverted Nibi?)
Speaking of Perverts; Northern Land of Lightning, (A's POV)
Upon the rocky coast of the Land of Lighting, a band of Ninja were doing battle, sword slashing sword and jutsu colliding with Jutsu.
The side led by A were those designated with wearing Kumo headbands with large 8's carved into them.
"GIVE IT UP DEMON LOVERS!" a Kumo Jonnin said, as his blade clashed into the dark cleaver blade of Darui's, his right hand man, a dark skinned man with pale hair.
"Sorry, but your skills are dull" he drily commented.
"Samui, Omnoi, Karai, behind you, you know what you's gotta do!" Bee rapped loudly in battle as a command. However, over the hill top came an entire army of troops loyal to the Daimyo, who supported the coup.
They numbed about 5,000,000 total.
All well trained, armed and moralled, they might be too much for the vastly outnumbered forces of A and B, if they didn't have their envoy with them.
Standing before the approaching army of the Daiymo was one man, with long white hair. He was wearing a oil kanji sort of headband, and resembled a Kabuki player. He looked serious.
He was Jiraiya of the Sannin.
"SUMMONING JUTSU!" a huge plume of smoke filled the area as a quartet of giant toads appeared, along with two smaller ones on his shoulder.
A tiny green one and a tiny purple one...in comparison to the others he called forth that is
The large light blue, dual sword being Gamahiro
The purple and massive Gamaken
A toad who was blood red and carried a giant machine gun by the name of GamaHoshu
And finishing off the brigade was a plump gray toad by the name of GamSumo
"SAGE MODE!"
The 5 million strong army of Lightning was decimated, with no casualties, or really injuries, on the other side of Jiraiya and the toads of death!
Chunnin Exam Room (Naruto's POV)
So, having their slowly being torn apart, by some unknown choice of god (A/N, or Author, as I am the God here!), sensei give them their entrance passes, however reluctantly, we find Sasuke, Naruto and the pink paper weight in the large room filled with Chunnin Exam hopefuls.
Hopefuls because half of these guys only got in via bribes and the hopes of appearance.
"Hey, shouldn't we have gotten more training from Kakashi-sensei first" Sakura whined to the two decently skilled teammates she was stuck to. Naruto laughed coldly.
"If we had done that, we'd NEVER have entered" he looked around, and caught sight of not only the team from Suna with the guy with raccoon eyes, but also the blue haired girl, who was teamed up with two guys who looked terrified of her for some reason.
"Death Angel...pray we survive" he heard a bit of muttering from them. Odd. They then noticed not only Ino, Shikamaru and Choji, but also the team that Sasuke had been training with earlier.
"SASUKE! HOW YOUTHFUL OF YOU TO COME! YOSH, I LOOK FORWARD TO COMPETING AGAINST YOU TO ALLOW OUR FLAMES OF YOUTH TO BURN FOREVER MORE!" The green suited one called Lee smiled. The rest just backed away slowly.
Naruto gave Neji a look, to which he gave a answer. Weren't these guys supposed to be watching Hinata?
"I assure you Naruto-san, that our Sensei's contacts in the ANBU are keeping an eye on Hinata-sama during the examination period" Lee nodded.
"Yosh, it is most odd that Guy-sensei has contacts in the ANBU as he does. Apparently they find both of us to be great aides in getting people to talk, for some reason" the group collectively sweat dropped.
"So, I wonder what troublesome thing we've gotten into" Shikamaru dryly pouted. They were then approached by a purple wearing teen with gray hair and glasses.
He didn't look evil at all. That was a good thing, nice to see a friendly face with a Konoha Hi Ate after all.
"So, I here your the rookies who got in here so early. Quite interesting, the name is Yakushi Kabuto" he with drew a pack of cards.
"Wait, Yu Gi Oh, lame!" Naruto huffed. Kabuto sighed.
These weren't his Yu GI OH cards, he kept them at home unless he was in secret meetings of the L.A.M.E, or The League of Authorities on Most Excellent-collectibles.
"No, these are not playing cards, but cards with data on all the participants. Seeing as I've done this 6 times before, and my sensei works in Intelligence, I know everything" Naruto laughed.
"That's a laugh, there is no way you'd"
"Boxers" that shut Naruto up, in fact it creeped him out immensely.
"Anyway, I can give you a heads up about some of the people in this competition, so any takers" Choji was skeptical.
"Sure you can? Any of your old buddies?" Kabuto chuckled.
"Not at all" he drew a card, and spun it a few times, as it showed Naruto.
"Uzumaki Naruto, the Orange Menace. Orphan, teammates are Uchiha Sasuke and Haruno Sakura, mentored by Kakashi of the Sharingan" Naruto huffed at that "Insane levels of Chakra, has Ninjutsu and Taijutsu but his Genjutsu skills are worse that the average squirelles" Naruto wanted to rebut that, but it was true. "5 D ranks, and an A rank. His hobbies include training, eating ramen and pulling off pranks Very impressive if I may say, Uzumaki-san" Lee was wide mouthed.
"MOST YOUTHFULLY AMAZING! IF I CANNOT PULL OFF MY OWN A RANK SOON, I WILL GET A NARA TO RUN A MARATHON WITH ME! IF I CAN'T DO THAT, I WILL CAPTURE TORA WITH ONLY A BASEBALL CARD, A PIECE OF GUM AND A BANJO!"
Sasuke was quick to ask on this after Lee's rant.
"Gaara of the desert" Naruto nodded.
"Yeah, the creepy red head" Kabuto pouted.
"Come on, you know. That makes it far too easy, well anyway" he drew a card and spun it around a few times like he did last time.
"Gaara of the Desert, Aka Gaara Subaku, or the Sand that kills the Mimes. Son of the Yondiame Kazekage, his teammates are his siblings Temari and Kankuro, mentored by Baki the Shrouded Face, skills unknown, 8 C ranks, and what the...a B rank, without a scratch? His hobbies include 'proving his existance' and plotting ways to kill people" Shikamaru gulped.
"Troublesome" Naruto gulped.
"Um, there's this girl..."
"BAKA, NO DATES FOR YOU!" Sakura yelled, before shadows suddenly surrounded her mouth like a gag.
"Thank's for that muting Nara...continue Uzumaki-san" again, creepy.
"She has blue hair, and a paper flower in her hair. Got any on her?" Kabuto drew a card and did the same jazz as before, before the girl appeared.
"Yikes, you really chose a scary one. Konan, appears to have no last name or family, but she has the name of 'the angel'. Her teammate change so frequently its too much to bother to change them, and her skills are unknown, as are her mission details. However, she was reccently listed in the Bingo Books as one of Ame's most dangerous Shinobi. It is also said she likes Origami and comics"
Ino appeared in thought for a moment
"Um, you don't happen to know anything about the proctors, do you?" she really hoped it wasn't true...
Kabuto laughed.
"I don't even need cards to say that, Morino Ibiki is handling the first portion, the written test, and Mitrashi Anko the kill off round" Ino paled.
"Crap" Choji dropped his chips.
"Kill off" Naruto was hyperventilating.
"Written test!"
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MADARA TURNED YUGITO, YAGURA, ROSHI, HAN, UTAKATA AND FU INTO THE NEW 6 PATHS OF PAIN! BUT THEY HAVE A SHARINGAN AND RINNEGAN EYE NOW.
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I'm starting to see why so many people are hating Kishimoto
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