Things I Must Do When One of the Team is Pregnant

by Mrs. Snape Forever 101

The males on the team each write a list of what not to do when their girls are pregnant. Tim/Abby; Tony/Ziva; Gibbs/Jenny. May be somewhat out of character.

3. Gibbs and Jenny

Things I Must and Must Not Do When Jenny Is Pregnant

I must not tell her that she is fat.

I must not complain when he forces me to go get food for her at random times in the day.

I must remember to tell her that she looks beautiful.

I must not tease her when she starts waddling; she will make me sleep on the couch for a week.

I must remember this.

I must not laugh when she threatens to kill me during labor.

I must not complain when she breaks my hand during labor; it is my fault that she is pregnant.

I must remember that.

This is a guide at what Gibbs has to remember whenever Jenny is pregnant with one of his children.