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VFSNAKE: Oh, I have a plan for at least this chapter

Daydreamer; At least it was unexpected.

Naruhina; When did I say she wasn't?

Leaf Ranger; Well if he didn't it would have been a sort of crappy war

JL; no

Hektols; I agree about the author, and as to the army...where he got them from is no object. For all we know they're clones.

Elemental; I have to get through this

Tobi; As I said earlier, Madara is able to perform eye transplants, store actual eyes and clone Zetsu's. Whose to say that cloning technology isn't available.

As to the last point, I have to wonder whose what path of pain. I just hope they get a chance to explain their pasts, either in Anime or Manga, well aside for Utakata who got his past explained. I'll have to go back to the old style for the next spoiler...based off some complaints I got.

Sorry I'm slow, my cat's dying. Poor Rupert.

You know, I have a question. Does Naruto had ADHD?

Begin

Testing Room (Naruto's POV)

Entering the room of torment, everyone began sitting down as the immensely creepy Ibiki Morino guy ranted about this unfair test..

'REALLY, WE ARE NINJA'S, NOT SCHOLARS!' was all that was going through Naruto's mind right now.

"You have exactly 1 hour to complete questions one through nine. At the end of the test, you will have only 1 minute to answer question ten"

'One...minute'

"Attempting to do question 10, or even disillusioning the question" the question itself being hidden with a Sharingan proofed Genjutsu seal "will result in your immediate, termination" Naruto gulped.

He meant from the test, right?

"BEGIN!" Naruto looked at the questions, with nothing but dread.

Question 1; Your target, standing exactly 15 yards from you, is performing a Earth Release Jutsu. He is backed by two squad members who are capable of forming barrier ninjutsu and genjutsu respectively. Name 5 different ways to counter this jutsu without using any chakra and with only a single kunai, a duo of Senbon and a piece of cheese.

What sort of questions...they've got to have easier ones...

Question 2; A mouse wielding a sword shaped like a key has slain your team and you are left to face this mouse alone. This mouse is quick and a skilled swordsmen, but has no chakra abilities. Name 5 ways to get the mouse to go away without dying or using cheese. You cannot run away from the mouse, and you cannot kill the mouse in your escape as scientists from your village wish to dissect the mouse in question themselves without any damage resulting from the capture.

When would that come into play...um...

Question 3; Your team was diverted into a enemy stronghold to retrieve a scroll hidden behind a rock. Only your teammate, weight exactly 250 pounds, has the strength to remove the rock, and your tools or clones will be of no aid. The teammate must stand on a motion sensitive plate to remove the rock, which will go off if more than 50 pounds of weight is on it. If activated, the teammate will fall into a pit filled with spikes, lava and explosives. Name what part of the foot your teammate should stand on during this task so to not only be able to remove the stone, but not fall to his grisly death.

Do I look like a foot doctor...um next?

Question 4; You are recruited by a secret society in a nation with an active S class ninja plotting to overthrow the local Daimyo. The local Daimyo's court is filled with conspirators and is tricked to believe that nothing is amiss and the reporter is executed for 'lying'. The secret society who listened to the reporter cannot move openly due to the risk of being noticed by the government. Name the 7 different aspects that allow for a ninja to detect another ninja and identify three possible strategies to get the conspirators out in the open without being beheaded. Also list how you rooted out the conspirators.

Politics...really!

Question 5; What is the square root of Pie multiplied by Pie squared divided by two times 8 plus 5 minus the square root of 9 times 8 cubed divided by the square root of seven times the cosign of 50 minus the degrees of a right angle plus the average weight of a house cat divided by the square root of the average height of a Emu when factored to the square root of pie divided by two times 8 plus 5 minus the square root of 9 times 8 cubed divided by the square root of seven times the cosign of 50 minus the degrees of a right angle plus the average weight of a house cat divided by the square root of the average height of a Emu when factored to the square root of pie divided by two times 8 plus 5 minus the square root of 9 times 8 cubed divided by the square root of seven times the cosign of 50 minus the degrees of a right angle plus the average weight of a house cat divided by the square root of the average height of a Emu when factored to the square root of pie divided by two times 8 plus 5 minus the square root of 9 times 8 cubed divided by the square root of seven times the cosign of 50 minus the degrees of a right angle plus the average weight of a house cat divided by the square root of the average height of a Emu when factored to the square root of pie divided by two times 8 plus 5 minus the square root of 9 times 8 cubed divided by the square root of seven times the cosign of 50 minus the degrees of a right angle plus the average weight of a house cat divided by the square root of the average height of a Emu when factored to the square root of pie divided by two times 8 plus 5 minus the square root of 9 times 8 cubed divided by the square root of seven times the cosign of 50 minus the degrees of a right angle plus the average weight of a house cat divided by the square root of the average height of a Emu when factored to the square root of pie divided by two times 8 plus 5 minus the square root of 9 times 8 cubed divided by the square root of seven times the cosign of 50 minus the degrees of a right angle plus the average weight of a house cat divided by the square root of the average height of a Emu when factored to the square root of pie divided by two times 8 plus 5 minus the square root of 9 times 8 cubed divided by the square root of seven times the cosign of 50 minus the degrees of a right angle plus the average weight of a house cat divided by the square root of the average height of a Emu when factored to the square root of pie divided by two times 8 plus 5 minus the square root of 9 times 8 cubed divided by the square root of seven times the cosign of 50 minus the degrees of a right angle plus the average weight of a house cat divided by the square root of the average height of a Emu when factored to the square root of pie times 5 divided by 2squareroot of 8 divided by two times 8 plus 5 minus the square root of 9 times 8 cubed divided by the square root of seven times the cosign of 50 minus the degrees of a right angle plus the average weight of a house cat divided by the square root of the average height of a Emu when factored to the square root of pie times 12 divided by two times 8 plus 5 minus the square root of 9 times 8 cubed divided by the square root of seven times the cosign of 50 minus the degrees of a right angle plus the average weight of a house cat divided by the square root of the average height of a Emu when factored to the square root of pie if the angle of a house is half the amount of a exterior angle of a pentagon times 8 divided by the square root of 49.42 when divided by 23.56 divided by two times 8 plus 5 minus the square root of 9 times 8 cubed divided by the square root of seven times the cosign of 50 minus the degrees of a right angle plus the average weight of a house cat divided by the square root of the average height of a Emu when factored to the square root of pie that was multiplied by the Hypotenuse of a acute triangle with sides lengths of 20 and 46 including the sum of the percentage chance of hitting a blue target with a dart when there are two blue targets for every 5 green targets and for every 4 green targets being 1 Chartreuse target on a 100 target board at a southern carnival times 8 with the square root of 10 being added to it after being divided by two times 8 plus 5 minus the square root of 9 times 8 cubed divided by the square root of seven times the cosign of 50 minus the degrees of a right angle plus the average weight of a house cat divided by the square root of the average height of a Emu when factored to the square root of pie that was half eaten by an Akamichi at a Christmas party, times the average weight of the Akamichi clan when divided by the sum of the weights of the Nibi and Rokubi after taking away the average dimensions of a chicken egg, then adding the sum of a number one pencil before minusing the total amount of great nations and adding the square root of 85 after removing 24 from 85 divided by two times 8 plus 5 minus the square root of 9 times 8 cubed divided by the square root of seven times the cosign of 50 minus the degrees of a right angle plus the average weight of a house cat divided by the square root of the average height of a Emu when factored to the square root of pie...

...

(Ino's POV, one Naruto is currently unconscious and no longer able to narrate this portion of the chapter.)

Ino banged her head against her table. This test was torture!

Anko didn't help at all, she kept her up all night with making sure Hinata wasn't going Jack Ripper on anyone or trying to get her to the perverted side. Did she want her to fail...

Ino suddenly shivered when she felt her leg freeze, literally...wait was this...

'Haku-san?' Ino spoke with her mind

'Yes, it is I' Haku answered mentally 'Anko-sama asked me to lend you and Naruto-kun a hand in this test' Ino frowned.

'Yeah, but Naruto...'

'Kun...really you've got to get used to saying' Haku admonished. Ino shook her head.

'Sorry, he's been a dobe to me for so long its hard to get used to, Naruto-kun looks like question 5 killed him' Mei's mental voice than added.

'Trust me, if Naruto-kun was dead we'd all have exploded into flames' charming.

'Don't worry, I can answer questions 1-9 with ease...but I need a piece of paper for that number 5' Mei sighed.

'More like a forest' Haku smiled.

'Okay, be ready to send the answers to Naruto-kun mentally

(Naruto's POV, now that he is no longer mathematically incapacitated)

Naruto woke up from his painful headache, and suddenly he had the answers in his head.

Though he panicked slightly when he saw only 10 minutes left on the clock till the 10th question, and how many teams had already been removed for cheating.

'I must of actually paid attention in class' he rapidly answered the questions, before it hit 0.

"TIMES UP MAGGOTS, NOW GET READY FOR THE 10th AND FINAL QUESTION!" he crossed his hands like two scraping swords, as the Genjutsu poofed out

The 10th question was...

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU PASS...therapy sessions avaliable on request.

The group stared at the man in shock, as he began his little explanation to his madness