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Many; Question 5, I actually have no idea what the answer is. I just repeated the original question several times while adding a few new bits to keep it fresh
VFSNAKE: Note how he has clones. A viable accusation, no
Chad; Not bad...Kingdom Hearts!
Naruhina; There is a difference between being a pervert with your spouse...and with any person of the female gender
Raw666; Good point, thank's for the idea
Hektols; (Insert stereotypical evil laugh)
Dopplerdee; And the therapist would allow Naruto or Gaara...why?
Fireredwolf; That is the danger of all harem stories
Okay, I've done some thinking, the Ichigo harem will be Orohime, Rukia, Yoroichi, Isane, Tia, Nemu, Retsu, Nelliel, Rangiku, Kiyone, Sung-Sun, Mila Rose, and Apacci as of now. Could change Kiyone with Sui Feng...but I have to think on it.
Also, I'm in the neighbourhood for asking two things;
A; If any Beta Readers are good with lemons for Naruto and or Harry Potter, and possibly Bleach, I would like their aid for a one shot or chapter of smut or two.
B; A devinatartist would be awesome to help me see what you see from my writings, for all my big stories.
I decided to make a slightly ranchy scene as an experiment, tell me how it went...so I can refine my techniques.
Well, its time to begin
The Hokage's office; (Said Hokage's POV)
"HOKAGE-SAMA, THE CHILD CANNOT BE ALLOWED TO BE A CHUNNIN!"
"SIR, I WILL RESIGN MY CHUNNIN RANK IF IT BECOMES ONE AS WELL!"
"YOU MAY BE OLD, HOKAGE-SAMA, BUT THIS IS TRULY YOUR GREATEST SENILE ACT!"
"IF THAT THING BECOMES A CHUNIN, I'M PULLING MY CHILDREN OUT OF THE NINJA PROGRAM, I WILL NOT ALLOW THEM TO BE TAUGHT BY THAT MONSTROSITY!"
"HE IS A SCOURGE ON ALL CABBAGES! IF HE BECOMES A NINJA OF SUCH A RANK AS CHUNNIN, I'M RETURNING TO THE EARTH KINGDOM! OMASHU IS BETTER THAN SUCH A CRIME"
"HOW DARE YOU IGNORE OUR COUNCIL" The Hokage sulked
"Be silent Koharu!" he growled. "Honestly, they are as obnoxious as 100 Naruto-kun's with caffeine and noise makers" he shivered at the thought as he placed in his earplugs, and took out his reading.
There was a reason Jiraiya was his favorite pupil.
Back at the classroom (Ino's POV)
Ino shivered, realizing that Anko was coming...and soon. And if she knew the vampire queen, as she did...it was going to be in a very explosive, fun and startling way...
Huh, no longer she and Naruto are destined mates...
She then heard the thump.
(Naruto's POV)
Okay, one minute Naruto was staring in shock at the nutcase who just created this insane test...and second he saw nothing but netting...and an orange thong.
For he was squashed in a place that was both envied, and feared by all men, the crotch of Anko Mitrashi.
Said proctor than chuckled "Woops, my bad. Must have gotten out of the long grate" Ino frowned in correct disbelief as Anko got off the bloody faced Naruto...and he didn't have any injuries. Ibiki sighed.
"Anko-san, when I asked you not to break additional windows, I was hoping you wouldn't expose little kids to your..." Anko waved him off.
"Hey, old enough to kill, old enough to drink, old enough to see hot ladies hots I say. Anyways, I'm your second Proctor, the sexy and single MITRASHI ANKO!" loud explosions rang out like fireworks at that. The group looked around in confusion, and concern.
Got to love having a hot red head with the fire works...jutsu. Perfect for dramatic effect
"In case you didn't catch, I'm the proctor for the second exams...and I'm the one who really weeds out the worthless ones. Anyways, be at Training Ground 44 tomorrow at 9 o clock, sharp" she licked a kunai for the point of the matter "Be prepared for hunger, thirst, torture, pain, insomnia, vicious beasts, flesh eating terror birds, explosives, man eating trees, deadly bacteria, various disease carrying bugs, vampires, heartless monsters with holes in their chests..."
"Hollows?" for some reason Anko didn't answer Naruto's absent mumble.
"...Savages, dodo's who attract said savages, Canadians with chainsaws, giant ape men, sabre tooth moose lions, monsters,trolls, flying pigs and fat, hairy losers in string bikinis, and more!" Anko bodied flickered away, with everyone wondering if she was serious or not...
It was a toss up for either.
"It is times like this I'm glad I don't need to prepare a will" Neji said coolly.
Anko's Lair, the Hotspring, some time later (Anko's POV)
The queen of the reviving vampires was immersed in their current homes new hotspring, her breasts breaching the water like half submerged rocks in her true form. Having made a new cave in the lair, she had Mei and Hkau put it to good use with some boiling water.
After all, while waiting for her plans to be in fruition, why not have a pervert free hot spring. And as their reward for their construction efforts, Haku and Mei were also in the boiling water, Mei's large breast and Haku's moderate ones, for the coven that is, as Ino shadow traveled down there in her true form, though clothed.
"Anko-sama...really! Everyone seems to think your some sort of pedophile after that stunt! Are you trying to get in trouble?" all it would take would be Sakura mentioning what happened to her family, and bam, arrest warrant for Anko. The vampire mistress chuckled.
"Relax Ino-chan, its not like it matters much anyway, seeing as the plans are near fruition" Ino's eyes were wide like eggs.
"Wait, they are?"
"Yes, Hinata-chan is to awake with her full power tomorrow" Haku informed "we also know from our spying that both female Jinchuriki are in the forest of death. We can be prepared to obtain Naruto quite readily" Anko grinned.
"I couldn't say it better myself, well I'd have add the part about the hot harem sex, but that works too" Ino blushed.
"Anko-sama, really!" Anko shook her head.
"Tisk tisk Ms. Prude, you really need to loosen up...strip" she ordered simply. Ino glared at her, as the vampire bond complied, as her purple clothing hit the floor, leaving her bare. Anko rose an eyebrow.
Ino was indigant "Well excuse me if I don't have that large undergarments!" Anko grinned.
"Now why don't you come into the water, sweaty" Ino was again forced to comply, as she entered the steamy water, as Anko appeared right behind her, her breasts pressing into Ino's back.
"Eep" she sounded like Hinata.
"Oh relax, your so tense" Anko began to rub Ino's shoulders. Ino's face started to visibly relax...
"Relax..."
After this, Ino was slightly less a prude, though she wasn't cured completely. After all, save all virginities for Naruto's time, no.
The Forest of Death, Entrance, the next day (Naruto's POV)
Various roars, chainsaw snarls, vicious bird calls, explosions, evil rustling noises and even a few oinks rang out from the Forest of Death, as the ever cheerful upon the domain of bloodshed Anko was smirking. As was Ino...or was that a satisfied grin.
Perhaps that massage was a helpful thing afterall.
"Anyways you little runts, behold the majesty that is the forest of death!" the forest seemed to sway to her will as she did this. "And here shall be the sight of the second portion of the exams, the kill off round as I like to call it..." A lot of audible gulps were heard.
"In it, you all must embark into this large area with one scroll" she unsealed two of them "either a heaven, or an earth, we decide by chucking them at people..." she then tossed the heavens scroll to team 7, and the earth scroll to some random team.
The heaven's scroll hit Sakura in the forehead and knocked her down. Sasuke and Naruto ignored her as she grumbled back up. The others rolled their eyes at her weakness.
"He he...anyway you all will have five days to collect the other sort of scroll, by any means you choose. Theft, murder, the odd chance that something else kills them and you scavenge one...the works. After obtaining both scrolls, the teams are to meet at the tower, OF TERROR!" Blank looks, before lightning impacted the forest from out of nowhere, with spooky thunder following it (AKA, ever watch the old scooby doo cartoons, that sort of thunder noise) Anko was actually confused.
"Odd, I didn't get someone to do that"
"Actually, its just a tower, but the forest as I mentioned earlier, is quite terrifying. I don't expect all of you to survive. In fact, if you all do, I'll dance the chicken dance in the middle of you all naked...so one of you guys has to die" people were either nose bleeding or paling, sometimes both.
"Alright, all you maggots are to first sign the release that protects myself and Konoha for all legal actions due to your deaths, injury, insanity and various other conditions our test has been known to bring. You will then be given a scroll and an entrance. Good luck, all of you will need it!" with that, the groups began to go and get their various scrolls and release forms.
Gate 7 (Naruto's POV)
"Alright team, next stop, VICTORY!" Sakura was shaking in her little boots, and Sasuke appeared equally exited.
For both had received and taken a lot of training for the upcoming exams
Gate 41 (Lee's POV)
"We must be quick once we enter this forest, so we may find the enemy before the enemy finds us!"
"Yes Lee, we get it" Nej sighed
Gate 24 (Ino's POV)
Ino smiled sadly as Choji moaned in agony while examining the forest, and then chuckle after checking his food stash, as Shikamaru was in his shogi face.
If she left with Anko, to which she had no choice, she'd have to leave them behind.
She took a breath.
"Well guys, lets give it our best" she said, hiding her sadness at the fact this could easily be their last mission.
"Well, its troublesome, but if I do it now I don't have to repeat" Shikamaru grumbled.
"I hope they have food in there" Choji mumbled.
Amusing...but they weren't cute like Naruto...it had finally sunk in.
Gate 61 (Konan's POV)
Konan stared down her appointed 'team' with a cold gaze as they shivered in fright.
"I am to apprehend the boy, you may retrieve your silly little scroll if you so wish, it makes no difference to me" she said cooly.
She would obtain the objective as god had ordered.
(Anko's POV)
She had just given the signal to let the group in, when she took a wif of the air and gagged. It was, nasty, evil, dark...
It was, Orochimaru. What was that pedophile doing here!
Orig moves
Fire Release; Fireworks Display
Rank; D
Description; Fireworks are created with chakra for loud explosions.