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Chad; It was just to point out how deadly the forest is, and I do believe I messed with Cabbage Merchant in Mysterious Power at least once...
Naruhina; The orange haired girl in Squad 13, Isane's sister (Though they look nothing alike)
Animeman; Pain, he refers to himself as god as do Ame about him remember.
Koryasi; Yes she will, and hey I'm not finished with the details of it
Anotamous; Oh its perfectly legal, but since the two don't realize they do that, its of no concern, oh and I see you remembered my line, and the answer is yes, her mother would care, and use it to try to get Naruto executed.
JL: I miss that show
Hektols; Because to them 'the Uchiha has fallen from grace' because of his support for Naruto, and they want to see the two break their friendship
Gozilla; That's a good question
Elemental Master; He he he
Harliquin; He isn't a council guy, he's just a civilian. For all we know, Taisune isn't the only one who travels the universes?
Tobi; Nope, but she's a tease and mischievous, and probably has ADHD just like Naruto probably does
Remember when I mentioned that the last of my Naruto Harems would be Naruto-Sakura-Harem...well I have an idea or two regarding it right now...still in thinking stages, so a lot of it is unclear, but what about something like this?
After Naruto defeats Sasuke, witnessed by Hinata and Sakura, the three of them end up abducted to the separate world of Omnia, a cosmopolitan world ruled by a immortal pervert who steals parts of other worlds to obtain the 'finest of ladies' for his immortal harem. However, on occasion he abducts others, and this time he got Naruto with his two latest's additions...hopeful additions
Saving them, Naruto and the girls need to figure out how to stop him and get back to their own world, as he continues to plunder the Naruto world for attractive females. Taisune is likely to make an appearance, and it would be my first X over, most likely Naruto and X over type Crossover.
If this idea goes through, the antagonist would be an evil incarnation of Jiraiya.
Begin
Forest of Death, Naruto's POV, a few hours later (Sasuke's POV)
A defeated team of Civilian Konoha Genin lay on the ground unconscious, their earth scroll being removed by Naruto as Sakura was fawning over Sasuke.
"You took them all out with one hit!" he frowned.
"I just said eh, and they thought I was a Canadian Chainsaw psycho or something" the air was then permeated with something, else.
"Ku Ku Ku" The team looked around in confusion
"Ku Ku Ku"
"Ku Ku Ku" Sakura was shivering now.
"It must be some sort of bird" Naruto whispered darkly as the forest grew darker around them.
"Ku Ku Ku, I'm offended you'd call me a bird, for I am a snake" a form was now floating down before them from above, a form with one large wing, made of snakes.
He was pale, abnormally pale, with long black hair. Purple marks were around his eyes, and a purple tube belt of some sort around his pale, brownish ninja garb. The Sound Hi Ate was on his head.
He landed as he lost the large wing. Naruto gulped.
"Voldemort!" Sasuke sighed audibly as Sakura twitched. The man chuckled.
"I see you have good taste in heroes boy, but I am not that marvelous man, but Orochimaru, Sannin..." Sakura fainted. All three of them sweat dropped.
"Girls, useless things aren't they" he commented "Now then, come with me Sasuke-kun, I can give you all that you want, and more" he was licking his lips in a horrific mannerism at this point. Sasuke was pale.
Not as pale as Orochimaru, but pale all the same.
Could this man bring him answers to his brother's whereabouts? He could fulfill his destiny quicker, and not have it consume his life as much.
Tree above the battle ground (Konan's POV)
The silent form of Konan appeared on the tree branch above the battle, as she frowned.
Orochimaru, former member of Akatsuki, S ranked Ninja, former Sannin, her god had warned her that he might appear. She was not to challenge him, unless the directive was at stake.
After all, should the fox deal with him, he'd be tired enough for a much easier capture
Hospital (Hinata's POV)
In the darkened hospital room, a larger form rose from Hinata's bed, with glowing red eyes.
"Naruto-kun..." she sensed, before bursting out the window and ninja moving across the town
Back below (Naruto's POV)
"SASUKE, DON'T LISTEN TO THAT SNAKE! HE'S A CREEPY PEDOPHILE!" Sasuke paled in revelation. Orochimaru shook his head sadly.
"Oh well, it would appear I will have to do this the hard way, after all I would love a nice, FOX FUR CAPE!" a stream of snakes flew from his sleeves like tendrils straight at Naruto.
"EXPLOSION GUARD!" Naruto formed two shadow clones, then exploding each clone to block the attacks from the snakes. Orochimaru chuckled.
"So, this would be fun without my old friend paying me a visit. Oh well, I at least left her a present"
Meanwhile, (Anko's POV)
After sending a warning to the Hokage that Orochimaru might be in the area, Anko had rushed into the forest after him, accompanied by Haku and Mei. However, they were met with a, road block.
A Orochimaru clone...
Dozens of mutated peoples from his experiments, all dark skinned and moaning
A few hundred giant snakes
And to top it off, they were in the middle of the man eating tree grove (Though oddly they ignored Orochimaru)
"Ku Ku Ku, hello my old student"
Back to (Naruto's POV)
"There will be no other way for you!" Orochimaru flew at Naruto with shocking speeds, before striking the boy's stomach with his foot, sending him straight into a tree harshly. He then turned for Sasuke...
"FIRE RELEASE; FIREBALL JUTSU!" Sasuke spewed a great fireball straight at Orochimaru, who merely stopped it with a pinky finger
"Tisk tisk, I thought you'd bring me something interesting" he commented, before sending the fireball straight back at Sasuke. Sasuke dodged the returned fireball, before Orochimaru body flickered behind him...
As he body flickered behind Orochimaru and round housed him. Sending Orochimaru to the ground, he activated the 2 tomae sharingan that had evolved from the training with Guy and Lee and drew 8 shurikan, before sending them at Orochimaru.
"Tongue rotor!" Orochimaru extended his tongue and spun it like a rotor, blocking the metal with no damage at all to his tongue. He then used his knees to force his body up before extending a palm and smashing Sasuke in the face and down to the ground.
"I AM NOT AMUSED!" Orochimaru then dropped kicked towards the boy, before he suddenly was grabbed...
By a chain of Naruto clones from underground, who slammed him to the ground the opposite way. Orochimaru then rotated his body so his stomach was on the ground instead of his back as he rose himself up.
"I see, the Tunneling Technique, Headhunter* and Shadow clones as one, cunning as a fox aren't you?" Orochimaru commented amused. "However, it is of no matter, Wind Release; Great Breakthrough!" a huge burst of wind flew from Orochimaru like a tunnel of destruction
"WIND RELEASE; BEAST WAVE PALM!" the wind jutsu palm was slashed from Naruto's hand like a wave, striking into Breakthrough like two colliding storms, creating a huge burst of wind forth from it, forcing Naruto and Sasuke up.
However, it also created a lot of dust...as a wet and slimy thing latched onto Naruto's leg.
"What the..."
"TONGUE SLAM!" Orochimaru slammed Naruto into the ground with his tongue, leaving a Naruto sized imprint in the earth...
Before Sasuke got under Orochimaru's stomach via the Shadow of the Dancing Leaf.
"LEAF HURRICANE!" using the Guy move, Sasuke kick flipped Orochimaru, so that his back was now in front of him...
"CHIDORI!" Sasuke stabbed Orochimaru in the chest from nowhere, his lightning covered hand sticking through Orochimaru's stomach. From his crater, Naruto was stunned.
"Sasuke, but how?" Sasuke grinned.
"I had to get at least something from Kakashi-teme" he commented, as Orochimaru poofed.
"A shadow clone! Hey, that's my thing!" Naruto said indigently.
"Ku Ku Ku, did you really think I would be beaten so easily? Now, prepare yourselves, Summoning Jutsu!" a poof of smoke rose from the ground where Orochimaru had appeared, as a giant brown snake rose up from the ground, hissing as it appeared hungrily.
Near the Naruto de Orderves.
The snake promptly swallowed Naruto, as Orochimaru attempted to grope slash hit Sasuke. Sasuke blocked him with his elbow before drawing a kunai ,that Orochimaru tied up with his roped like tongue.
"Its over..." his snake pet exploded as hundreds of Naruto's flew out of the creatures stomach.
"WIND RELEASE; BEAST WAVE PALM!"
"WATER RELEASE; VIOLENT WATER WAVES!" wind and water swerved together in a vortex of death as Sasuke substituted away.
The mixture struck into Orochimaru, as he was blown into a tree, before he split apart into a new body, as his old one was seared off.
"Yuck!" The Naruto army squelched as Orochimaru drew a blade from a snake, in his mouth...
"KUSANAGI BLADE SLASH!" the white steel of the blade glowed as Orochimaru sliced it like Beast Wave Palm, as it traveled across the cleering, decimated the clone army as Naruto and Sasuke avoided it by climbing up the trees, that in turn collapsed as if the canadians got them.
The tree's hit the ground with a bang as Orochimaru approached the fallen wood.
"So much for your morning wood, not that it will be a problem for me soon, Ku Ku Ku" Sasuke was pinned under his fallen tree but a panting Naruto stood between him and Orochimaru.
"I won't let you have my friend!" 'Dam it, nothing me or Sasuke try works Orochimaru chuckled.
"Well then, I'll guess I will soon have two little boys..."
"THE PAIN OF 1000 SUFFERING FROM ALL PAINS OF DEATH, INSERT YOUR WILL INTO MY HANDS AS TO STRIKE MY FOE WITH THE MOST FEARED JUTSU KNOWN! DEVELOPED BY ANCIENT MITARASHI, REFINED BY THE SILVER JERK, STRIKE MY FOE WITH THE POWERS OF HEAVEN AND EARTH AND DELIVER JUDGEMENT TO THOSE OF REALLY, REALLY CREEPY...CREEPINESS! JUDGEMENT HAS BEEN PASSED, AND ITS DEATH, FOR 1000 YEARS; KONOHAGAKURE'S JUTSU TO PROTECT ALL WHO ARE IN DANGER FROM CREEPS LIKE YOU, 1000 YEARS OF DEATH!" A shadow clone of Naruto struck Orochimaru with Kakashi's jutsu, as it looked like Orochimaru was turned on, and possibly even, did what ever form of Organisim he now did.
"Foolish boy, you think even this remarkable jutsu, can stop me! I AM NOT JIRAIYA!" Naruto clone grinned.
"EXPLODING 1000 YEARS OF DEATH!" Naruto, and his jabbed target exploded. Naruto wavered from his spot guarding Sasuke's downed form...as he noticed Orochimaru's torn body...reformig itself...
"What the..." Orochimaru began to rise once again, now annoyed.
"That was a nice trick, but now you die!" he drew his sword once again via his mouth snake and prepared to slice the now out cold Naruto, as a lavander blur slammed into him...
Cliffhanger no Jutsu!
Orig moves
One winged Snake Angel
Rank; C
Description; Snakes are used to create a wing for flight, stabilizing descent and just plain epicness.
Tongue Rotor
Rank; D
Description; A genetically altered tongue blocks attacks such as Shurikan
KUSANAGI BLADE SLASH
Rank; S
Description; Immense Chakra is sent into Kusanagi before being used as a energy attack on a large force
EXPLODING 1000 YEARS OF DEATH
Rank; B
Description; A Shadow Clone explodes while doing the 1000 years