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Animeman; One, Kidomaru treats fights like a game and two that was Kidomaru

I'm Not Crazy; And still trying to develop a full out plot for a Bleach Harem...though I am really thinking about using Tatsuki these days, for character and the fact that she provides...scale (A manga omake revealed she has C cup breasts so that could be used for scaling...) Am I the only one who thinks she looks like Thalia from Percy Jackson (I am not kidding, when I saw her in the anime for the first time I was like, THALIA? The eyes are the only real difference...

Reishin; The following information is censored by the C.A.I.M.O.D, Crossoverpairinglover's agony inducing monkeys of death

Leaf; Kidomaru managed to place a tracking spider on her, as such he was able to inflict wounds on her hands. And a Hyuga whose hands are busted is like a Akamichi in a bug spray factory or a Nara in a modern fitness club (You guys are too troublesome and weird, any male Nara)

Travis; I probably needed that. I plan to try one at least in my Harry Potter story...perhaps in this one if I have time to.

JL; Your just adding fire to my cruelty you know?

Hektols; You know, that can be any anime, right? Naruto, Bleach...shiver probably even Pokemon.

Orohime, Rukia, Yoroichi, Isane, Tia, Nemu, Retsu, Nelliel, Rangiku, Sung-Sun, Mila Rose, and Apacci are the current definates in the Bleach Harem. The last spot is still undecided; its between Sui Feng, Tatsuki and Kiyone as of now.

You know, I just realized; the Rabbit from Pooh is male...always though he was a she myself, ah memories

Warning, I will be on vacation starting late tuesday, Wednesday. It will last for...I think a week. My updates may be off due to this, so don't panic or something.

BEGIN!

Clearing in the forest of Death; Mei's POV

Mei had just avoided a storm of kunai from some Sound Chunnin she had quickly melted down, as she found herself confronted by a chubby guy with a reddish mohawk.

"Well well, if it isn't an attractive little slut" he chuckled. "Say, if you surrender to me, I will let you live" teenage boys go as teenage boys go after all...

Mei responded with a blast of lava, which the boy dodged barely due to his lack of speed.

"You are sick" she growled "I don't suffer your kind and let you live" she closed her eyes as if recalling a horrific memory...

She was

"No, please don't hurt my baby" she recalled her mother's last words. Her father had been killed by some of Kiri's anti blood limit militia, and he was where she got her kekkei genkai from, though not her figure. "I'll do anything, anything!"

She recalled the soldier's face, it was a lot like this kid's emotionally at the time"Oh, anything then" she then saw him do...horrible things to her mother.

Things she had sealed out of her mind because they were just so...scaring. She knew what had happened, but not the details

As a kid, she had seen her parents, at it, once, but this was different. Her mother...that wasn't pleasure on her face, it was agony, pain...

The pervert then killed her mother after he was done...desecrating her, and would have killed her had Zabuuza not killed him.

She performed the jutsu again "LAVA RELEASE; CORROSIVE TORRENT!" Mei blasted a torrent of red hot lava straight at the boy, who slammed his own into the ground.

"EARTH RELEASE; EARTH DOME!" a dome of earth rose around the pudgy boy, blocking the lava attack. He smirked.

"SO, it appears your a stubborn one. Well, it will be fun to break you down" Mei growled in a beast like fashion, that soldier said similar things.

The boy surged at her.

"THRUSTING SHOULDER!" Mei dodged his shoulder thrust, as he smashed through several trees. Mei frowned at that.

It was obvious she wouldn't like getting hit by this guy...distance was the only way it would seem.

"EARTH RELEASE; EARTH MAUSOLEMUM DUMPLING!" Jirobo reached for the ground and unearthed a giant boulder, big enough to crush an entire Konoha block, and lifted it above his head, before sending it flying at the buxom read head.

Mei shadow traveled out of the impact zone as Jirobo looked around dumbly.

"Where did that bitch go!" he demanded as Mei reappeared in a tree behind him.

She cast Horse and Tiger, before blowing

"Boil Release; Scalding Shots!" hundreds of balls of compressed steam were sent flying at the boy's backside, who managed to awkwardly dodge them as he spotted her.

"Coward!" he yelled "Come fight me like the bitch you are!" Mei frowned, before she dissolved into pebbles. Jirobo blinked in shock...

"Got you" A slender and pale arm rose from the ground, grabbing his leg, as it burned. He wailed in agony at her lava covered hand.

"DOWNWARD IMPACT!" he kicked his leg down, shattering the ground beneath him, crushing Mei...or the rock clone that was underneath him.

"Oh pooh, you hurt my little stunt double" He turned around, seeing her using one arm to lean up against a tree that showed off her stuff, if just to taunt him "Do you know how hard it is to find good help these days?" Jirobo growled at the older bitch before him

"STAND STILL SO I CAN GIVE YOU WHAT YOU DESERVE YOU LITTLE SLUT!" Jirobo snarled. Mei hissed, she really didn't like this kid

"And why, do tell, would I do something that silly?" he smirked as he crossed his arms.

"Because I'm hungry, and your not the only one with tricks" Jirobo fell apart into stones. Mei's eyes went wide as earth began growing around her like a cocoon, or more like a rapists cocoon, seeing as it left her mouth, chest and pelvic regions uncovered.

The real Jirobo had a lusty grin as he appeared, though he still had the injury from Lava Hand earlier. However, he now had marks on his body like a chain of black triangles, his curse mark.

"How do you like my Earth Release Barrier; Earth Prison bind? Perfect your little bitches like you" he placed a meaty hand on her large breasts, causing the vampire to hiss and struggle against the binds.

"So then, I do think there is some, unnecessary clothing articles here" Mei's eyes went wide...he wouldn't...Not it couldn't be happening...

She wouldn't...she was in love with Naruto-kun...she wouldn't be this bastard's toy...she wouldn't give herself of him...

He reached a giant hand under her skirt...and her eyes flashed a deadly red (A/N, if anyone is a fan of Hellsing, you may recognize the following rampage scene from the awesome Seras Victoria)

"LAVA RELEASE; KRAKATOA!" she snarled as a huge burst of lava blasted from her, followed by a horrific sound wave. Jirobo, and about a mile of the forest were hit with the blast.

As the smoke cleared Jirobo was on the ground, the ruins of a earth dome around him. However, his arm he had used to grope the woman before she snapped was now totally scorched, the black body part now beyond repair. He then notice her.

Her entire body was smoking, and not just as in smoking hot. A lot of her clothes and hair were burnt and she appeared to be feral at this point.

In retrospect, forcing a girl to destroy her hair and cloths, probably only made them madder.

Mei surged at him, faster then before. She smashed him in his gut with her outstretched leg with the force of a tractor hitting a cow, sending him crashing to the ground. Jirobo whimpered as she proceeded to drop kick him further into the ground.

A growl foretold of her hand activating lava hand, before sending it into his chest, however his layer of blubber stopped the attack half way.

The feral Mei growled in indignation as Jirobo growled in pain

"That bitch really should see that my weight isn't an issue...HEADBUTT!" he knocked his head into Mei's sending her stumbling back with a slight concussion, as the marks covered him fully, turning his skin reddish brown, his hair a mane of orange and warts sprout up everywhere.

Feral Mei send a burst of water like a high pressure hose flying at the mutated Jirobo

"ROCK ATTACK!" his fist smashed the water attack in half as he surged forward for an Shoulder Thurst. Mei was send to the ground as he sent his hand flying down.

"PRESSURE PALM!"

A dome of earth formed to block the attack, but it shattered as he prepared to give Mei a taste of the Indian killing technique called death by elephant (Not kidding, they used to kill people by having Elephants step on their chests)

However, she faded into the shadows. As he shattered the ground from the failed attack, Mei reappeared behind him.

She sent Phoenix fire at him, which he blocked with his bad arm, since its nerves were dead anyway. The limp body part absorbed the attack as Mei send a spinning series of kicks at the boy.

While he was heavy, he was still a good Taijutsu player, able to block each attack with his one good arm, her kicks still leaving large bruises on her arm as tokens, before using the dark toned limb to swipe her down to the ground. He was about ready to continue where he had left off, as she body flickered behind him.

"WHAT!" he said in shock

Her hand was covered in lava once again, as she shoved her hand through the opposite side of her fist piercing of his body, her arm sticking through his fat like an Alucard kill.

However, nothing vital was pierced that time around, unlike Alucard's kills.

"HA, YOU MISSED!" Jirobo chuckled, as he felt a nasty bite on his neck, and then felt no more. After about 5 minutes, his dead body collapsed to the ground

A back to normal Mei held her head

"Ow...I need Tylenol" she then noticed who she just sucked blood from.

"Did I have to eat something so heavy? I'm going to have to walk off all those excess calories. I just had to get the high fat one?"

OC moves

Lava Release; Corrosive Torrent

Kekkei Genkai (B)

Description; A lava blast like Violent Water Wave or Dragon Flame.

Boil Release; Scalding Shots

Kekkei Genkai (B)

Description; Steam is fired at a foe like machine gun, steam burns on impact

Lava Release; Lava Hand

Kekkei Genkai (D)

Description; Lava flows over ones hand, burns foes

Earth Release Barrier; Earth Prison bind

Rank; C

Description; Earth rises around a single person to allow for chakra absorption

Lava Release; Krakatoa

Kekkei Genkai (Rank; S)

Description; a kinjutsu that unleashed a huge burst of lava, along with a sound wave, as a last resort. The body suffers severe burns due to the attack. From Rixell Strife and Mysterious Power original