The chanting washed over China's head as she stood in the temple, the high priest was droning on in a language that she hadn't bothered to learn.
"Han-dee Kaa lee. Jaaa naah. Yow-eeh yow-eeh."
Her eyes widened.
'Yow-eeh yow-eeh."
'YOW-EEH.'
Yaoi!
Never go to a Christian concert with the girl that you SWORE you'd get over. Because someone says something in another language and it'll sound like the Japaneese word for gay porn.
And you end up laughing.
And she asks you why.
AND YOU TELL HER.
AND SHE GETS SCARED.