"Why is Fletcher bumping into things?"
"He's being a 'ninja' he seems to think that cartwheeling about the place will protect him."
"From what?"
"THE INTERNET PEOPLE."
They're after my rainbow badge...INTERNET PEOPLE, STAY AWAY!
Only joking, I love each and every one of you please find me so we can all live in a big house somewhere in the north of England like one big happy family...